I HATE it when: I get deodorant on the outside of my shirt and I’m oblivious till late in the day, plus it’s so suppose to be an invisible solid! I get into the shower and find out that my bath soap is practically gone, like melted or shriveled up looking! How does this even…
Category: I hate it when
I HATE it when!
1. I get cheese stuck under my finger nail. 2. A bowling ball smushes one or all of my fingers. 3. My hubby’s light bulb goes out in his lamp on his side of the bed and days go by with no change. Doesn’t it bother him?????? 4.When a commercial comes on five times louder than the original tv…
Is this WEIRD?
I clean my laundry basket with Clorox wipes weekly, even though it only carries clean clothes?!?!? Is this WEIRD?
I HATE it WHEN!
1. Someone drags their feet (shoes) across the floor and it makes that swish, swish, swish noise! I call it a lazy walking….pick up those feet. 2. I’m retrieving groceries from my car and the Coke Zero 2 liter bottle rolls out the back of the trunk, all the way down the driveway…
I Hate it WHEN!
My newly turned eighteen year old still blames me for giving her bangs when she was little! (Sorry it’s grainy)
I hate it WHEN!
1. My iron cord doesn’t stay wrapped around the iron properly and becomes unraveled, annoying. 2, I’m watching a scary movie and a dumb woman falls down and gets, eaten, raped or killed, Why does it always have to be a woman. 3. I accidentally jump on the bottom of a garden hoe and the…
I HATE it when!
1. Your sock is half off your foot around the heel area in your running shoe~ during a race. 2. I think my sons orthodontist appointment is one day and it’s actually the next. 3. I found out my teenage son had previously drawn vulgar images on his chalkboard closet door, but erased them before I saw them….. 4. My hubby gripes about…
I hate it when!
Brushing my toothies and out of nowhere a large amount of saliva mixed with toothpaste shoots out of my mouth and onto my blouse, scarring it for the rest of the day or changing my clothes altogether…
I hate it WHEN!
1. A long piece of my hair is stuck on my shirt causing my arm to itch. 2. Every single piece of technology I own is dead. 3. My charging cord is frayed at one end. 4. My cat wants rubbed and I’d rather her rub my back for a change. 5. My dog Riley sheds…
I hate it WHEN!!!!!
I put my socks on and my big toe gets stuck around a piece of thread half way through!
I HATE it when #51!
1. I have creeper socks on (the socks that creep off your feet with shoes on)! 2. I can’t open up my hubby’s sock drawer! (stuffed) 3. My home is perfectly clean and then my family comes home! (not anymore) 4. I get lotion in my wedding ring, yuck! 5. I hear the word secretion, ugh!…
I HATE it when #50!
1. The ketchup, mayo or mustard are at the end of their life in the container and the juice squirts everywhere but the Hamburger, Sandwich or Hot dog you aimed for. 2. I pull off the last paper towel on the roll and only half of it comes off, because the other half is still stuck…
I HATE it when #49
1. Someone spills jelly, syrup or honey on my kitchen counter. 2. Anyone blows their nose in front of me & then begins to pick at it, gag me! 3. I pour a bowl of Lucky Charms & there’s barely any marshmallows:( I blame my daughter:O 4. My heart is set on something in the pantry, the fridge…
I HATE it when #48!
1. When someone puts a roll of toilet paper on backwards, toilet paper should be on top…I even change them in public restrooms. 2. Zippers are not fully zipped. 3. Someone tags you in group message & you’re getting notification’s all day long, because you don’t want to seem rude by leaving the group-NO ONE in…
I HATE it when #47
1. When I take a drink of what I think is diet coke & its sweet tea, its disgusting because I didn’t expect it, I expected diet coke. 2. When I see or accidentally touch anyone’s dried booger, and if it just so happens to be bloody ~gag me with a pitchfork. 3. Someone is determined…
I HATE it When #46
1. My hubby turns on every light in our bedroom to help aid in his search for a t-shirt, then leaves the room without turning off a single light! 2. The kids throw cotton balls, q-tips & other trash at the bathroom trash can, rather than in it. 3. I’m watching my HGTV home renovation shows…
I HATE it when #45!
1.I’m soo immune to watching “Hoarders” that I’m no longer shocked or grossed out by the maggots & animal feces on the persons stove….. 2.My hubby’s a numbskull & bought supplies to show us this really COOL you-tube trick & after three failed attempts–the kids asked him if he read the comments after the video to see if it was a…
I HATE it when #44
1.One of the kids rip the potato chip bag- all the way to the bottom, not enough chip clips in the world could save it! 2. “Words with Friends” buddies nudge me, sorry! 3. I painted my kids closets with chalkboard paint for fun & aesthetically pleasing & one of their friends drew something obscene on it. I should have painted…
I HATE it when #43
1. I come up with a brilliant idea after the fact. 2. I can’t get a lid off a jar or cap off a soda. 3.I squeeze the ketchup & it spews all over the place & makes that weird annoying noise. 4. Someone (kids) puts the empty butter container back in the fridge- nothing like…
I HATE it when #42?
1.I plug-in my laptop to charge, then it becomes unplugged from laptop, then wall, then middle of cord connecting the two, frustrating. Oh, it’s also real fun, when I trip over the entire thing once its fully plugged in. Damn it 2. I get car sick, actually happens a lot! 3. I get a pedicure…
I HATE it when #41!
1. I open a can with the can opener & the juice from the can spills all over my granite countertops, especially gross when its tuna! 2. I try to grab a glass out of my cabinet & there all in the dishwasher (clean, but in the dishwasher). 3. When sewing & my bobbin runs out…
I HATE it when #40!
1. I tug on the toilet paper in a public restroom & one microscopic piece breaks off at a time, all while hovering over the commode…..Gross 2. I have a dishwasher full of dirty dishes & find out I have NO dish tabs! 3. My Chihuahua “Riley” is outside basking in the sunlight & two extremely ogre sized German…
You know you’re CHEAP when?
I’m playing WORDS WITH FRIENDS & the silly advertisement plays after every single move I make….I’m sick of Ryan Seacrest, Deodorant, Progressive Car Insurance with Flo’s stupid white apron also CreditScore.com singing buffoon commercials, but I’m to cheap to buy the game for $1.99 when I can get it for free, so I guess I will have to gripe…
I HATE it when #39
1. I bite real hard into my juicy food & into the dang fork, it’s worse than nails on a chalkboard to me. 2. My teenage daughter screams for no apparent reason at totally random moments. 3. I get lotion in my wedding ring. 4. My DVR cuts off the end of my T.V. show. 5. My plans change unexpectedly….
I HATE it when #38!
1. People forget to put lotion on their elbows–& look like they have elephant skin, gross. 2. I drop food on my shirt, then try to pick it up & it drops to my pants. Not a great way to start the morning! 3. I type a blurb on my iPhone to possibly add to FB, Twitter or a text, not intending to send just…
I HATE it when #37!
1. I find my children & friends have “SCENTSY” wax all over my walls, because they dipped their hands in it……..& I guess threw it on my wall 2. White lint balls get all over the laundry in the dryer. 3. I just cleaned the entire kitchen then hubby & kids messed it up again. 4. Paint gets chipped…
I HATE it when #36
1. The drawer pulls on my kitchen cabinets are loose & no one fixes them, but me. Righty tighty lefty loosey:) 2. Both DVD players in my car don’t have sound, rendering them completely useless! 3. I have the sniffles in church & no kleenex on me. 4. I’m in a drive thru line & I hand them money & drop it in-between the window &…
My dog better be disoriented! “Is this WEIRD?”
Today at the lake house, I woke up to my dog actually peeing & laying a deuce on me, she better be disoriented! Is this WEIRD?
I HATE it when #35!
1. Juice from my veggies runs into other foods on my plate, especially a hamburger bun—Yuck-no one likes soggy buns, hehe. 2. An empty can of Pringle’s is put back in the pantry! 3. My inside dog drags trash out of the kitchen trash can. 4. I hear my outside dog chewing on something loudly as I’m grilling…
I HATE it when #34!
1. I open a brand new bag of chips & it rips down the side. 2. I try to pour the same chips in a bowl & because the bag is ripped, they spill all over the place—some even fly through the air- but NONE land in my bowl. At least I don’t have to pick them up…
I hate it when #33!
1.I bite into something that’s suppose to be soft— like a hamburger & something hard is in it, then I realze its my tooth—I HOPE IT”S MINE! 2. I buy a drink from the drive thru, pull off, take a big swig of it & realize its something totally different. 3. My hubby forgets to take trash out on trash day!…
I HATE it when #32!
1. I purposely don’t pick something off the floor, because I’m waiting to see how long it will take another family member to pick it up. It NEVER EVER happens–I end up picking it up anyways. Then next week I do it again–& I act surprised when its the same outcome. 2. I have to reach my hands in…
I HATE it when #31
1. I just put lotion all over my hands & my ear has an itch, happened today! 2. My son yells at the top of his lungs “Blow out the candle, it smells like crap!” —–today 3. When I have many projects at hand, but not sure how to tackle them. 4. When my daughter gets her phone taken…
I HATE it when #30!
1. I’m sick. 2. I try to make a basket with my trash– through my car window & miss & then have to get out of the car, pick it up, then like an idiot, I try again—-and MISS, vicious cycle… 3. I drop something tiny on the floor & can’t find it, then when…
I HATE it when #29!
1. Toothpaste gets all over everything, the lid, countertop, sink, bottom of toothbrush– but it never stays on the toothbrush, it stays on everything its not suppose to, ever notice that? 2. The plastic things in woman’s shirts/dresses that are supposed to help you hang it easier, but in actuality they come out of your clothes when wearing them every…
I Hate it when #28!
1. I’m walking by a cabinet & my silk jammies get wrapped around a drawer pull & it yank’s me back & the cabinet open. You’d be surprised how often this happens!!!! 2. I let another driver over in front of me & they don’t wave thank you! RUDE….. 3. I’m driving through a Wal-Mart parking lot and people don’t get out of…
I HATE it when #27!
1. My daughter plays the same song over & over, over, over, over, over, over & then I start singing it! 2. One of my kids gets sick then the other, then my hubby, then ME! 3. I’m running & realize I’m running!eekkk 4. Our new puppy barks right after I’ve fallen asleep. 5, I don’t…
I HATE it when #26
1. One of my neighbor’s mows the lawn before 7:00am! 2. I step in dog poop, not just step—-SLIP. 3. Pumping gas, I ALWAY’S go over the limit I set out to pump & usually by a penny–EVERYTIME! Like 40.01, 60.01, 80.01! 4. I’m mowing the lawn & run out of gas, with just one row left….
I HATE it when #25!
1. The kids are rifling through the cabinets in the kitchen & I’m too lazy to see what their doing! 2. My coffee becomes cold, I dislike cold coffee! 3.My family receives bogus phone calls on their cell phone from strangers– wanting strangers. 4. Commercials come on, I hate interruptions…. 5. I get lotion in…
I HATE it when #24!
1. It’s hot in my bedroom & I’m to lazy to get up and turn on the fan. 2. My hubby sleeps sideways in our bed. 3. “Storage Wars” Dave Hester is a bully. 4. My hubby snores, all night long. 5. They don’t catch crab on “Deadliest Catch.” 6. I crave something & can’t have it, garlic spicy…
I Hate it when #23!
1. I need a clean towel out of the linen closet & its empty! 2. I pick up clothes out of the dryer & as I’m carrying them, they slowly fall one by one out of my hands & onto the floor & as I try to pick them up I drop another. I have two laundry baskets I never seem…
I Hate it when # 22!
1. I try to grab a few sheets of toilet paper and only get bits & barely pieces off the roll– while hovering over a public toilet…. 2. I have to go number 2 in a Park bathroom or Rest Area & then to make it worse—there is NO soap– just a sink & hand dryer. That’s why…
I HATE it when #21!
1. Someone puts a empty box of cereal back in the pantry. 2. I buy a new dip mix that requires sour cream and I don’t have sour cream. 3. I open a new bag of potato chips & there all crumbs, a little hard to dip a crumb! 4. We just leave the house & my…
I HATE it when # 20
1. I’m seated on a plane by a stranger for almost six hours and no window on either side of me! 2. The person behind me that I tried not to make eye contact with, is bored in the grocery store line & talks my ear off. 3.My whole family falls asleep at the LAX airport…
I HATE it when #19
1. My toothpaste tube is at the end of its life & I’ve folded all the way up & then some. 2. I’m watching T.V. at one volume, then a commercial comes on & its twice the volume! 3. Larry the cable guy wears sleeveless shirts, which is always. 4. People think all Louisianan’s live by a swamp,…
I HATE it when #18!
1. I pay for a hefty airline ticket to Hawaii then pay separately for my luggage –$25 first bag–$35 second bag (per person *4) each way RT, as if your going to fly with no luggage…no other option, except pay for first class either way a lot of moola…Holy Corn-meal! 2. My parakeet wakes me up with her…
I HATE it when #17!
1. My numbers lock is on & I’m trying to type a number, like just now with #1 2. I’m so tired my legs ache at night & make me question whether the commercials are right & I have restless leg syndrome, lol. Even though logically I know I was on my feet all day lifting…
I HATE it when #16
1. Storage Wars is a rerun. 2. My dad finds a big piece of metal sticking in my passenger rear tire & its 5pm. 3. A new tire for my SUV cost 300.00. 4. I cheat on my low carb diet with Cheesecake Factory Red Velvet Cheesecake, but so worth it! 5. I forget to mail…
I hate it when #15!
1. Ashton Kutcher has long hair! 2. Other people register for my HGTV Dream home. 3. My hubby is having his man period! 4. I have to clean & put away all the Christmas stuff till next year! 5. Pine needles fall off a my fake Christmas tree everywhere! 6. I need more vacuum bags, but don’t realize…
I hate it when #14 “Christmas Edition”
1. People forget the reason for the season, Jesus’ birthday! Happy Birthday Jesus:)) 2. People say Happy Holidays in place of “Merry Christmas!” 3. Teachers tell kids there’s no SANTA. 4. My dad gets admitted to hospital right before Christmas, but thankfully (GOD is great) got out literally right before. 5. Santa at local mall looks drunk & pissed…