1. My toothpaste tube is at the end of its life & I’ve folded all the way up & then some.

2. I’m watching T.V. at one volume, then a commercial comes on &  its twice the volume!

3.  Larry the cable guy wears sleeveless shirts, which is always.

4. People think all Louisianan’s live by a swamp, have a pet gator & speak Cajun.

5.  I walk in sand with socks & shoes on & it still gets in between my toes.

6. My dry eyes hurt.

7. I watch a great movie– just to find out the ending sucks!

8. I can’t think of someone’s name at the time I need to know it.

9. My hubby & I have a bet & he’s RIGHT! Nightmare

10. I need to change a lightbulb & don’t have any!