1. I have creeper socks on (the socks that creep off your feet with shoes on)!

2. I can’t open up my hubby’s sock drawer! (stuffed)

3. My home is perfectly clean and then my family comes home! (not anymore)

4. I get lotion in my wedding ring, yuck!

5. I hear the word secretion, ugh!

6. I lose one of my favorite earrings.

7. People are “Extreme Cheapskates!”

8. A squirrel runs out in front of my car~ when it’s in motion:(

9. My toothpaste dribbles off the side of the toothbrush before it reaches my mouth.

10. Someone tells me the ending of a movie I have NOT seen! Announce spoil alert please!