1. I get cheese stuck under my finger nail. 2. A bowling ball smushes one or all of my fingers. 3. My hubby’s light bulb goes out in his lamp on his side of the bed and days go by with no change. Doesn’t it bother him?????? 4.When a commercial comes on five times louder than the original tv…
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I HATE it WHEN!
1. Someone drags their feet (shoes) across the floor and it makes that swish, swish, swish noise! I call it a lazy walking….pick up those feet. 2. I’m retrieving groceries from my car and the Coke Zero 2 liter bottle rolls out the back of the trunk, all the way down the driveway…
I hate it WHEN!
1. My iron cord doesn’t stay wrapped around the iron properly and becomes unraveled, annoying. 2, I’m watching a scary movie and a dumb woman falls down and gets, eaten, raped or killed, Why does it always have to be a woman. 3. I accidentally jump on the bottom of a garden hoe and the…
I hate it WHEN!
1. A long piece of my hair is stuck on my shirt causing my arm to itch. 2. Every single piece of technology I own is dead. 3. My charging cord is frayed at one end. 4. My cat wants rubbed and I’d rather her rub my back for a change. 5. My dog Riley sheds…
I HATE it when #50!
1. The ketchup, mayo or mustard are at the end of their life in the container and the juice squirts everywhere but the Hamburger, Sandwich or Hot dog you aimed for. 2. I pull off the last paper towel on the roll and only half of it comes off, because the other half is still stuck…
I HATE it when #48!
1. When someone puts a roll of toilet paper on backwards, toilet paper should be on top…I even change them in public restrooms. 2. Zippers are not fully zipped. 3. Someone tags you in group message & you’re getting notification’s all day long, because you don’t want to seem rude by leaving the group-NO ONE in…
I HATE it when #47
1. When I take a drink of what I think is diet coke & its sweet tea, its disgusting because I didn’t expect it, I expected diet coke. 2. When I see or accidentally touch anyone’s dried booger, and if it just so happens to be bloody ~gag me with a pitchfork. 3. Someone is determined…
I HATE it When #46
1. My hubby turns on every light in our bedroom to help aid in his search for a t-shirt, then leaves the room without turning off a single light! 2. The kids throw cotton balls, q-tips & other trash at the bathroom trash can, rather than in it. 3. I’m watching my HGTV home renovation shows…
I HATE it when #43
1. I come up with a brilliant idea after the fact. 2. I can’t get a lid off a jar or cap off a soda. 3.I squeeze the ketchup & it spews all over the place & makes that weird annoying noise. 4. Someone (kids) puts the empty butter container back in the fridge- nothing like…
I HATE it when #39
1. I bite real hard into my juicy food & into the dang fork, it’s worse than nails on a chalkboard to me. 2. My teenage daughter screams for no apparent reason at totally random moments. 3. I get lotion in my wedding ring. 4. My DVR cuts off the end of my T.V. show. 5. My plans change unexpectedly….
I LOVE it WHEN! # 22
1. I complete my first Disney “Princess Half Marathon!” 2. My kids go to bed early! 3. Its Sunny & 73 degrees outside. 4. Storage Wars is on & Jarrod & Brandi argue with Dave “YEP!” 5. I eat healthy & feel good. 6. I’m bummed because I thought I used my last roll of Paper towels, but I…
I HATE it when #29!
1. Toothpaste gets all over everything, the lid, countertop, sink, bottom of toothbrush– but it never stays on the toothbrush, it stays on everything its not suppose to, ever notice that? 2. The plastic things in woman’s shirts/dresses that are supposed to help you hang it easier, but in actuality they come out of your clothes when wearing them every…
I LOVE it when #18
1.The ice dispenser works without spilling ice all over my floor. 2. I can’t figure out the ending of a movie, that’s a good movie…. 3. Pouring a glass of Coke Zero, the foam doesn’t go over my glass. 4. My clothes come out of the dryer wrinkle free & I don’t have to iron them. 5. My…
I HATE it when #26
1. One of my neighbor’s mows the lawn before 7:00am! 2. I step in dog poop, not just step—-SLIP. 3. Pumping gas, I ALWAY’S go over the limit I set out to pump & usually by a penny–EVERYTIME! Like 40.01, 60.01, 80.01! 4. I’m mowing the lawn & run out of gas, with just one row left….
Is this WEIRD?
I’ve loved “This Old House” & “Antiques Roadshow” on PBS since I was little! Is this WEIRD?
I LOVE it when #17
1. It’s a lazy day at home. 2. My kids go outdoors & do something, anything! 3. We’re in the jeep & what was a beautiful day has now turned very cloudy & I pray-don’t let it start until we’ve arrive home & it worked, literally right when we walk in the door—down pour!!!! Magical powers…
I HATE it when #25!
1. The kids are rifling through the cabinets in the kitchen & I’m too lazy to see what their doing! 2. My coffee becomes cold, I dislike cold coffee! 3.My family receives bogus phone calls on their cell phone from strangers– wanting strangers. 4. Commercials come on, I hate interruptions…. 5. I get lotion in…
I LOVE it when #15
1. My family & friends receive great results from doctor! 2. I paint my nails & they dry without bumping something first. 3. I beat my hubby at anything: Monopoly, Chess, Words with Friends, any contest, argument, air hockey, video games, trivia–get the hint, so fun.. 4. I sneak off in hubbies jeep & a great song comes…
I Hate it when #23!
1. I need a clean towel out of the linen closet & its empty! 2. I pick up clothes out of the dryer & as I’m carrying them, they slowly fall one by one out of my hands & onto the floor & as I try to pick them up I drop another. I have two laundry baskets I never seem…
I LOVE it when #13!
1. I make the perfect sandwich. 2. Debbie Gibson gets kicked off Celebrity Apprentice! Hopefully next, Aubrey, nobody likes a know it all! 3. My hubby gives me a gift for no apparent reason :)) Hmm, is that a good thang:((((LOL! 4. My favorite nail polish (spicy shrimp) is full. 5. People pay it forward. 6. I…
Walt Disney “Quote of the day!”
“Disneyland is like Alice stepping through the looking-glass; stepping through the portals of Disneyland will be like entering another world.” Walt Disney Related articles Walt Disney said… (disneytripandstuff.wordpress.com)
I LOVE it when #11
1. I’m less than a week from our families first Hawaiian Vacay! 2. All my luggage makes it to the original destination when I do! 3. We have Summer temperatures in Winter. 4. My hubby goes bike riding with me. 5. I gain new blog followers! 6. I find a new favorite song or artist. 7. Riding my…
I HATE it when #18!
1. I pay for a hefty airline ticket to Hawaii then pay separately for my luggage –$25 first bag–$35 second bag (per person *4) each way RT, as if your going to fly with no luggage…no other option, except pay for first class either way a lot of moola…Holy Corn-meal! 2. My parakeet wakes me up with her…
Quote of the day!
I’ve got a gift for you Logan “What is it, really a gift for me?” he said. We’re going on a family walk tonight. “Uhhh, is that my gift, momma?” Logan said. I said “The gift is good health!” “That sucks, I want a good surprise!”
I hate it when #15!
1. Ashton Kutcher has long hair! 2. Other people register for my HGTV Dream home. 3. My hubby is having his man period! 4. I have to clean & put away all the Christmas stuff till next year! 5. Pine needles fall off a my fake Christmas tree everywhere! 6. I need more vacuum bags, but don’t realize…
I hate it when #14 “Christmas Edition”
1. People forget the reason for the season, Jesus’ birthday! Happy Birthday Jesus:)) 2. People say Happy Holidays in place of “Merry Christmas!” 3. Teachers tell kids there’s no SANTA. 4. My dad gets admitted to hospital right before Christmas, but thankfully (GOD is great) got out literally right before. 5. Santa at local mall looks drunk & pissed…
Naughty or Nice?
I said a few unsavory words, under my breath & maybe to her face, about a lady who cut in front of me–NAUGHTY I let a few cars drive in front of me at the mall–NICE I used great restraint in store when Wal-Mart had no employees opening up there locked game cabinets–NICE & a little NAUGHTY…
Quote of the day!
“I ran as fast as I could in my penny loafers!” Logan 12
I LOVE it when #6
1. When I get in my car & my favorite song comes on the radio. 2. I don’t have any chores to do that day, rare. 3. I see a mall Santa that looks real (spoiler alert)! 4. My coffee tastes great in the morning. 5. My kids are at school. 6. My kids come home…
Quote of the day!
You know you’re in the country, when the local gas station sells deer corn by the gas pumps! Dawn 39
Grown up Christmas list!
I want a new kitty & a dolly like Billy & Suzy, just kidding! 1. I want to end hunger & war. 2. I wish poverty & crazies didn’t exist, well some crazy is fun. 3. I want my kids to stay buddies forever. 4. I would like my left blinker bulb fixed on my…
I hate it when #12
1. My son gets a library fine on two books he checked out & never READ! 2. When I give money to Salvation Army bell shaker before going into store, then on way out, I don’t give any & they give me dirty looks…. 3. My nail polish chips the same day as I painted them, especially mad, if…
I LOVE it when #5!
1. It snows where I live, being that it rarely ever happens. 2. “You’ve got mail” comes on, Tom Hanks & Meg Ryan are awesome together. 3. My hair does what it is supposed too. 4. I’m freezing in my home & the heat comes on, without me having to get up & turn it…
I Love it when #4!
1. When I get great news from my Doctor………………………. 2. I win at BINGO. 3. My DVR records shows I forgot were coming on but really wanted to see. 4. I think I’m out of something & I find out, I do have it. 5. My day is running smoothly. 6. I have will power. 7. I…
Dipsy Doodles:
Never fail, when my son gets out of school, his shoes fly off, socks also, he starts cleaning his toes while still in-car for toe jam (lent) he takes off his belt & uniform shirt. By the time were home, this boy has half his clothes off & lying in the car. While driving to mall…
Quote of the day!
Knowledge without discipline is merely unrealized potential.
I hate it when #8
1. I have to clean my hairbrush & people you are supposed to do that! 2. People put their toilet paper on wrong, the pull tab is supposed to be over top! 3. You drop your last piece of something delicious on the floor longer than the 30 sec rule & you eat it anyway! 4. I…
I hate it when #2
I accidently break something and still have to clean it up. I run into my garage wall with my car. When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66. Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge. Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 