- I accidently break something and still have to clean it up.
- I run into my garage wall with my car.
- When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66.
- Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge.
- Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left in a bag does not make a nice left over.
- When a diamond falls out of my brand new ring and I can’t find it.
- When my kids try to talk in a foreign language and want me to participate so people think were from that country, adios.
- I brush my teeth then chew gum (tastes gross).
- Kids spill syrup on granite and you still find it, days later.
- When I walk clear across store to a price scanner just to find out it doesn’t work.
Related articles
- Mojave Desert studies (framework.latimes.com)