1. Someone drags their feet (shoes) across the floor and it makes that swish, swish, swish noise! I call it a lazy walking….pick up those feet. 2. I’m retrieving groceries from my car and the Coke Zero 2 liter bottle rolls out the back of the trunk, all the way down the driveway…
Tag: hate
I hate it WHEN!
I tell my child (teenager) one thing and they do another! I hate it WHEN!
I Hate it WHEN!
My newly turned eighteen year old still blames me for giving her bangs when she was little! (Sorry it’s grainy)
I hate it WHEN!
1. My iron cord doesn’t stay wrapped around the iron properly and becomes unraveled, annoying. 2, I’m watching a scary movie and a dumb woman falls down and gets, eaten, raped or killed, Why does it always have to be a woman. 3. I accidentally jump on the bottom of a garden hoe and the…
I HATE it when!
1. Your sock is half off your foot around the heel area in your running shoe~ during a race. 2. I think my sons orthodontist appointment is one day and it’s actually the next. 3. I found out my teenage son had previously drawn vulgar images on his chalkboard closet door, but erased them before I saw them….. 4. My hubby gripes about…
I hate it when!
Brushing my toothies and out of nowhere a large amount of saliva mixed with toothpaste shoots out of my mouth and onto my blouse, scarring it for the rest of the day or changing my clothes altogether…
I HATE it when #50!
1. The ketchup, mayo or mustard are at the end of their life in the container and the juice squirts everywhere but the Hamburger, Sandwich or Hot dog you aimed for. 2. I pull off the last paper towel on the roll and only half of it comes off, because the other half is still stuck…
I HATE it when #48!
1. When someone puts a roll of toilet paper on backwards, toilet paper should be on top…I even change them in public restrooms. 2. Zippers are not fully zipped. 3. Someone tags you in group message & you’re getting notification’s all day long, because you don’t want to seem rude by leaving the group-NO ONE in…
I HATE it when #47
1. When I take a drink of what I think is diet coke & its sweet tea, its disgusting because I didn’t expect it, I expected diet coke. 2. When I see or accidentally touch anyone’s dried booger, and if it just so happens to be bloody ~gag me with a pitchfork. 3. Someone is determined…
I HATE it When #46
1. My hubby turns on every light in our bedroom to help aid in his search for a t-shirt, then leaves the room without turning off a single light! 2. The kids throw cotton balls, q-tips & other trash at the bathroom trash can, rather than in it. 3. I’m watching my HGTV home renovation shows…
I HATE it when #45!
1.I’m soo immune to watching “Hoarders” that I’m no longer shocked or grossed out by the maggots & animal feces on the persons stove….. 2.My hubby’s a numbskull & bought supplies to show us this really COOL you-tube trick & after three failed attempts–the kids asked him if he read the comments after the video to see if it was a…
I HATE it when #44
1.One of the kids rip the potato chip bag- all the way to the bottom, not enough chip clips in the world could save it! 2. “Words with Friends” buddies nudge me, sorry! 3. I painted my kids closets with chalkboard paint for fun & aesthetically pleasing & one of their friends drew something obscene on it. I should have painted…
I HATE it when #43
1. I come up with a brilliant idea after the fact. 2. I can’t get a lid off a jar or cap off a soda. 3.I squeeze the ketchup & it spews all over the place & makes that weird annoying noise. 4. Someone (kids) puts the empty butter container back in the fridge- nothing like…
I HATE it when #42?
1.I plug-in my laptop to charge, then it becomes unplugged from laptop, then wall, then middle of cord connecting the two, frustrating. Oh, it’s also real fun, when I trip over the entire thing once its fully plugged in. Damn it 2. I get car sick, actually happens a lot! 3. I get a pedicure…
I HATE it when #40!
1. I tug on the toilet paper in a public restroom & one microscopic piece breaks off at a time, all while hovering over the commode…..Gross 2. I have a dishwasher full of dirty dishes & find out I have NO dish tabs! 3. My Chihuahua “Riley” is outside basking in the sunlight & two extremely ogre sized German…
I HATE it when #39
1. I bite real hard into my juicy food & into the dang fork, it’s worse than nails on a chalkboard to me. 2. My teenage daughter screams for no apparent reason at totally random moments. 3. I get lotion in my wedding ring. 4. My DVR cuts off the end of my T.V. show. 5. My plans change unexpectedly….
I LOVE mowing the lawn!
NOT!!! That’s all I have to say…… P.S. If I had to use the old timey lawn mower (in my picture)–I’d just shoot myself first:( then someone else would have to do it–haha:) BUT then I would be dead & that would suck-really bad…………… Related articles Using Lawn Mower Reviews Efficiently (lawnmowermodels.wordpress.com) Bermuda…
I HATE it when #29!
1. Toothpaste gets all over everything, the lid, countertop, sink, bottom of toothbrush– but it never stays on the toothbrush, it stays on everything its not suppose to, ever notice that? 2. The plastic things in woman’s shirts/dresses that are supposed to help you hang it easier, but in actuality they come out of your clothes when wearing them every…
I HATE it when #27!
1. My daughter plays the same song over & over, over, over, over, over, over & then I start singing it! 2. One of my kids gets sick then the other, then my hubby, then ME! 3. I’m running & realize I’m running!eekkk 4. Our new puppy barks right after I’ve fallen asleep. 5, I don’t…
I HATE it when #26
1. One of my neighbor’s mows the lawn before 7:00am! 2. I step in dog poop, not just step—-SLIP. 3. Pumping gas, I ALWAY’S go over the limit I set out to pump & usually by a penny–EVERYTIME! Like 40.01, 60.01, 80.01! 4. I’m mowing the lawn & run out of gas, with just one row left….
I HATE it when #25!
1. The kids are rifling through the cabinets in the kitchen & I’m too lazy to see what their doing! 2. My coffee becomes cold, I dislike cold coffee! 3.My family receives bogus phone calls on their cell phone from strangers– wanting strangers. 4. Commercials come on, I hate interruptions…. 5. I get lotion in…
I Hate it when #23!
1. I need a clean towel out of the linen closet & its empty! 2. I pick up clothes out of the dryer & as I’m carrying them, they slowly fall one by one out of my hands & onto the floor & as I try to pick them up I drop another. I have two laundry baskets I never seem…
I Hate it when # 22!
1. I try to grab a few sheets of toilet paper and only get bits & barely pieces off the roll– while hovering over a public toilet…. 2. I have to go number 2 in a Park bathroom or Rest Area & then to make it worse—there is NO soap– just a sink & hand dryer. That’s why…
I HATE it when #17!
1. My numbers lock is on & I’m trying to type a number, like just now with #1 2. I’m so tired my legs ache at night & make me question whether the commercials are right & I have restless leg syndrome, lol. Even though logically I know I was on my feet all day lifting…
I HATE it when #10!
1. I’m wearing a pair of socks & one gets wet. 2. My cat purr’s to loud. 3. My dog runs back & forth in my yard so much, he has a trail in the grass, looks messy! 4. Things are out-of-place! 5. My kids go totally crazy & its hard to control them, usually…
I hate it when #9
1. My son decides to play 52 card pick up & I’m the one picking up 2. I forget to set the coffee maker on automatic. So I wake up to no coffee, doesn’t make a great start to my morning or anyone else around me, if you know what I mean. 3. I drive…
I hate it when #8
1. I have to clean my hairbrush & people you are supposed to do that! 2. People put their toilet paper on wrong, the pull tab is supposed to be over top! 3. You drop your last piece of something delicious on the floor longer than the 30 sec rule & you eat it anyway! 4. I…
Quote of the day!
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I hate it when #7
1. I open a brand new bag of chips & there broken up in little pieces. 2. I trip in public & act like it was someone elses fault so I don’t look so stupid, in essence looking more stupid. 3. I drip toothpaste while brushing my teeth on scarf or shirt. 4. People butt dial…
I hate it when #5
1.) Your bra get twisted inside the washing machine & you can’t untwist it. 2.) Little People Big World series went off air. 3.) I have a knot in my shoes laces. 4.) and my kids have knots in both theirs. 5.) I enjoy Jerseylicious. 6.) I pull up at Dairy Queen & they’re out of ALL combo’s (no lie). I was thinking…
I hate it when #2
I accidently break something and still have to clean it up. I run into my garage wall with my car. When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66. Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge. Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left…
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