1. I open a brand new bag of chips & there broken up in little pieces.
2. I trip in public & act like it was someone elses fault so I don’t look so stupid, in essence looking more stupid.
3. I drip toothpaste while brushing my teeth on scarf or shirt.
4. People butt dial & don’t know it.
5. When talking to someone on phone & you hear them but they don’t hear you & keep saying HELLO< HELLO, when they could just hang up & call back.
6. Silent but deadly farts, sneak attack.
7. My son has to visit the restroom, the exact moment our meal is being served at a restaurant!
8. When people don’t pick up after themself at a fast food restaurant.
9. Right as I thread my sewing machine, I break the needle completely.
10. A huge knot in my extension cord every time I do the yard.