1. Stay away from the frantic looking woman with kids! You’ll be sorry… 2. Stay away from the one weird guy by himself, there’s a reason he’s by himself, do not make eye contact either! 3. Stay away from all parking lots, catastrophe’s waiting to happen, but if you dare, watch the way other’s park,…
Tag: Family
Quote of the day!
“What was freaking that?” my daughter said to her brother “You didn’t even use soap, you just wet you’re hands & dried them, that’s not washing your hands!” Peyton 14
Quote of the day!
I was telling my son to hush, I was trying to concentrate on something and he said “Momma, don’t be Peyton (his sister) be NICE!” Logan 12
Finger or Carrot?
My daughter said “Momma did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like “No, don’t eat your finger.” So that’s why you can’t. This was our nightly conversation! Enlightening….. I really don’t want either!!
Just a singin’
So I was just singing along to Wham’s “Last Christmas” and I started singing the wrong words then my daughter said “Normally when someone messes up on part of the song they realize it & stop singing it, but you finished the whole thing!” I said, I was enjoying my singing…..and I suckkkk. George Michael’s outfit looks…
My son’s cut!
My son Logan has a little cut on the bottom of his face in the shape of a question mark. I said “The shape of it is odd”, he said “It’s because I’m a mystery!” I just laughed, that boy can come up with some whoppers.
I hate it when #13
1. I just woke up in the morning & I’m still tired. 2. My dog barks in middle of night & won’t stop. 3. Someone said they’ve called you & there is no record of the call & they give you the impression, you’re lying. 4. My hubby puts a dirty dish in the sink, knowing we…
My dad & I and plenty CRAZY!
So we’re off mall walking today, and just talking crazy, no really– talking about crazy & CRAZIER people. We laughed about the silly stuff we came up with –I was telling him, how there are differences of CRAZY, I told him “I’m more like the fun CRAZY” & then I said “the real CRAZIES don’t even know their crazy, that’s what…
I LOVE it when #6
1. When I get in my car & my favorite song comes on the radio. 2. I don’t have any chores to do that day, rare. 3. I see a mall Santa that looks real (spoiler alert)! 4. My coffee tastes great in the morning. 5. My kids are at school. 6. My kids come home…
Quote of the day!
If you’re trying to dance but you look more like your playing hopscotch, you’re doing something wrong! Braxton Values
I thought it was the short line!
Do you have this problem also? I meticulously pick my checkout line at every store. I always get the one that appears the shortest, but it never fails, even if it’s just one person in line, it’s the one idiot who trying to return something in the checkout line, does this person really not know about the stores RETURN area…
Packaging, these days
Dang, it’s easier to get the top of a child-proof Tylenol bottle than cellophane off a new CD, it took me forever!
Grown up Christmas list!
I want a new kitty & a dolly like Billy & Suzy, just kidding! 1. I want to end hunger & war. 2. I wish poverty & crazies didn’t exist, well some crazy is fun. 3. I want my kids to stay buddies forever. 4. I would like my left blinker bulb fixed on my…
I hate it when #12
1. My son gets a library fine on two books he checked out & never READ! 2. When I give money to Salvation Army bell shaker before going into store, then on way out, I don’t give any & they give me dirty looks…. 3. My nail polish chips the same day as I painted them, especially mad, if…
Ikea, Fry’s & Five guys burgers & fries
Made up for Saturday’s losses on Sunday. The hotel had butter (angels singing) it was still pouring buckets of rain, but there was a bright spot, because it was morning, inevitably there was also light! So now with light & rain & charged cell phones with GPS’s we would find what were looking for! I guess when they predict…
And you thought yesterday was crazy in Dallas!
Picture this, I’m feverish waking up to a very dreary day outside, rain in the forecast, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of 100% rain before, but that’s what they forecasted in Dallas Texas! It started off with breakfast, hotel was out of butter, a little odd being that a lot of their breakfast items are usually…
Boo Hoo Dallas
Dallas trip this weekend is bitter-sweet, happy to be in Dallas but sad to be bringing my nephew back, but we’ll be back very soon….. Earlier this was the scenario in our hotel room, my son playing musical wine glasses in kitchen & no one was drinking wine, my mom on laptop playing fun, fake…
I LOVE it when #5!
1. It snows where I live, being that it rarely ever happens. 2. “You’ve got mail” comes on, Tom Hanks & Meg Ryan are awesome together. 3. My hair does what it is supposed too. 4. I’m freezing in my home & the heat comes on, without me having to get up & turn it…
Lovey & my hubby
Great day, woke up to a lovely card & had a wonderful anniversary dinner with my hubby! My daughter decorated the kitchen & left the best card for my hubby & I saying, how lucky she was to have parents that are happy & in love with each other, made me smile!!!!! She is…
Busy, Busy, Busy
Image by jcolman via Flickr Ive been so busy lately, Thanksgiving was wonderful, ate way too much as usual, two different homes of wonderful food. Black Friday was fun, my daughter first time shopping with me from 10:30pm till 1:00am at Wally World, Target & Kohl’s, got a 32 inch flat screen for a new computer monitor, pj’s,…
Thanks–giving**** Happy TURKEY Day!****
1. I’m thankful for GOD. 2. I’m thankful for my healthy family. 3. I’m thankful for my life. 4. I’m thankful for hubby. 5. I’m thankful for my kids. 6. I’m thankful for my friends. 7. I’m thankful for my home. 8. I’m thankful for my talents. 9. I’m thankful for my pets. 10. I’m thankful for many…
My crazy son said——
Surrounding- Raining at Lake house in Hot Springs–My son said “Hey mom, can I go fishing?” I said ” Its raining & you have no bait!” he said “I’ve got a hook & high hopes, & I can put some peppered ham on the hook, we ate it!” HAHAHHAHA it was classic……………..
Quote of the day!
You know your a hillbilly, when you shoot a deer thru your kitchen window! True story- -not us….Peyton 14
I HATE it when #10!
1. I’m wearing a pair of socks & one gets wet. 2. My cat purr’s to loud. 3. My dog runs back & forth in my yard so much, he has a trail in the grass, looks messy! 4. Things are out-of-place! 5. My kids go totally crazy & its hard to control them, usually…
My dad & his skunk!
Around 4:30 one morning, my father phoned my hubby and asked him if he could come over immediately & help him out with a little problem. My hubby rushed over, concerned of what the problem would be so early in the morning. My dad previously in the week had noticed a skunk visiting his backyard a few times, so…
Here we go again—Is it Breast Cancer this time?
Well six months is up, actually seven really….time for another tata checkup. Mammogram & breast surgeon here I come— again. I’ve been a little naughty about scheduling this last appointment, maybe because I’m nervous this could be the appt that will change my life forever. Its funny you actually look at your family differently when going through a crisis or something scary. I felt…
I Love it when #4!
1. When I get great news from my Doctor………………………. 2. I win at BINGO. 3. My DVR records shows I forgot were coming on but really wanted to see. 4. I think I’m out of something & I find out, I do have it. 5. My day is running smoothly. 6. I have will power. 7. I…
Dipsy Doodles:
Never fail, when my son gets out of school, his shoes fly off, socks also, he starts cleaning his toes while still in-car for toe jam (lent) he takes off his belt & uniform shirt. By the time were home, this boy has half his clothes off & lying in the car. While driving to mall…
One legged man
I was watching a T.V. commercial while over my parents home tonight, I said “Awwww that man has one leg!” My dad immediately jumps in conversation with “That’s nothing, I see dogs hopping around with just three legs all the time!”
Animal death in the Family:
Our new goldfish we won at the Louisiana state Fair parished today! We had him for a total of 3 days, he had a proper burial, nice prayer & the toilet! Some little fishes just don’t make it…..he was one of them.
5 Household items you should have on-hand:
1. Bleach gets rid of germs in every part of the home also whiten’s clothes, clean toilets, sterilize & sanitize. 2. White Vinegar– Gets rid of bad odors, removes stains from carpets & clothing, cleans glass , stainless steel & chrome, also cleans appliances inside & out, floors, counters. 3. Duct tape– You would be surprised that duct…
5 ways to get rid of visual chaos
1. Staring, jumping, avoiding it, isn’t going to make the clutter disappear, so get off your bum & pick it up, cause I can bet you, no one else in your home will do it. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t bother anyone but you. 2. Good rule of thumb, if you or family member hasn’t worn it, in one…
Show & Tell!
My Son made this Bow & Arrow while playing in the backyard last week! I like to see kids using their imagination
Quote of the day!
Nothing like going to the Fair & spending 200-300 dollars for a corn dog & a tummy ache! Hubby 38
I hate it when #8
1. I have to clean my hairbrush & people you are supposed to do that! 2. People put their toilet paper on wrong, the pull tab is supposed to be over top! 3. You drop your last piece of something delicious on the floor longer than the 30 sec rule & you eat it anyway! 4. I…
Carpooling, orange cones, saga continues!
Ladies, I was blaming you & I’m soooo sorry! I recently found out that my hubby inevitably is one of the people smashing orange cones in the school parking lot! Here’s how it went down–I’m picking my son up from school yesterday & trying to take a picture of the orange cones, strewn all over the place, to post here for…
Carpooling & Orange cones
Everyday I drop off & pick up my child at school. They have large, bright orange cones set out in a special pattern for carpoolers’ to follow (so us ding-dong, mothers in the giant vehicles, don’t hit a kid) doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out. But somehow every single day, the orange cones are spread…
Quote of the day!
It’s never to early to tell someone how you feel, generally it’s too late! Related articles Just Breathe (joyofspa.com)
I LOVE it when #2
1. Everything is going my way 2. My kids don’t make D’s & F’s. 3. While on phone with my cell phone provider they don’t switch me to nine different people from nine different countries. 4. My pen has ink. 5. I have a funtastic trip to plan. 6. My son forgets his trombone at…
Halloween Night Costumes:
My kiddos could not have been more opposite if they tried for Halloween: My daughter Peyton was PRINCESS KATE & my son a HOT DOG! P.S. THIS IS NOT MY SON, BUT THIS IS HOW COSTUME LOOKED!
Finding Bigfoot
Marathon is on, Yippee! New season begin’s in January!
Tip of the day! Halloween
14 tips to keep your kids safe and happy on Halloween. 1- Wear make-up instead of a mask. A mask cuts off your vision and prevents you from seeing cars. Remember your street safety rules about cars, crossings and jay-walking. 2- Go out in a group or with an adult, never by yourself. 3- Wear reflector…
I hate it when #7
1. I open a brand new bag of chips & there broken up in little pieces. 2. I trip in public & act like it was someone elses fault so I don’t look so stupid, in essence looking more stupid. 3. I drip toothpaste while brushing my teeth on scarf or shirt. 4. People butt dial…
Quote of the day!
My hubby looked at me sincerely & said ” If it were you & my driver (golf) hanging off a cliff, I would reach for you first!” bout’ ready to trade that driver in anyways!” Ryan 38
Plumber & Paw paw “I’ll take one for the team!”
The plumber was visiting my dads house a few years ago. Regular occurrence in the neighborhood because it was built around Pecan orchards. I was over visiting, no big surprise. The plumber was snaking the drains, toilets, whatever plumbers snake & he finally figured out the problem. Mean while, I was sitting at the table enjoying a nice…
It all started with the Eye Doctor!
Image via Wikipedia The day began so normal, even for me. I had a eye exam and my parents & I were going to fit some flu shots in at our doctor down the street, so they decided to drive me, since my eyes were being dilated. They picked me up 20 minutes before the appointment, I realized on the way there,…
I Hate it when #6
1. You’re drying your hair in the bathroom & the hairbrush flies out of your hand & into the toilet. 2. I poke my gums with a Doritos chip. OUCH! 3. The electricity goes off during one of my favorite show’s finale’s. 4. Rolling up the bottom of the toothpaste. 5. Kids put dirty dishes back in…
I LOVE it When #1
1. I witness a good deed 2. My children are kind to one another. 3. I jump on a trampoline & my pee pee doesn’t leak out. 4. It rains early evening, but not too much as to knock out the cable. 5. At a Doctor’s visit, the Dr. actually see’s you at your appointment time….
Sewage Survivor!
One day my brother, hubby & I were at Stoner Park bike riding. It was a great day till I yelled out “Come on slow pokes” and rode ahead, right into a giant puddle of sewage that stopped me in my tracks. It flew all in my mouth, hair, socks & shoes & all over my bike. I literally…
Paw paw & his albino opossum (Y’all that’s possum’ for us southern folk)
My dad had an albino opossum visiting his home on a regular basis, he would leave food out, watch for him & before we knew it, this blossoming opossum friendship had turned into part of the family. On our last trip to Hot Springs two weeks ago, my dad was telling me all about my new brother “the opossum” what he…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 