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Tag: Family
Hubby’s “Quote of the Day!”
My hubby said ” I thought I found a dead body today!” I shockingly said WHERE? (like it would matter) Sounding oddly disappointed he stated, “but it was just a pile of clothes in a pasture!”
I HATE it when #34!
1. I open a brand new bag of chips & it rips down the side. 2. I try to pour the same chips in a bowl & because the bag is ripped, they spill all over the place—some even fly through the air- but NONE land in my bowl. At least I don’t have to pick them up…
One of my MOST embarrassing moments ever (oldie but goodie)
On our recent visit to Disney World a few weeks ago, I experienced one of my most embarrassing moments EVER . The Beach Club Resort was our home away from home on this trip & Concierge Level to boot, ooh la la, or better yet HA HA HA (you’ll see why). 9:45 in the morning…
“Quote of the day!”
My son said to me, “If you were a Native American–your name would be ONEWHOYELLSALOT!” I laughed & laughed…..
Is this WEIRD?
Years & years ago–I checked out a Disney Guide book (what else) over & over at my neighborhood library. One day — I took it to the park & while my kids played, I accidentally dropped it in the mud, I cleaned it up & returned it to the library when it was due. Weeks later, I tried to check it out again & the…
Poor Teachers
My daughter & her friend were gabbing back & forth in the car, about the teachers at their school. One teacher was mentioned quite a bit, so my MOM ears tuned in to their teenage gossip. Get ready for this——–They actually said “Yeah & he is SOOOO mean, when he wakes you up in class!!!!!!!!” I was floored, I…
“Dear Abby” Daddy–REALLY!
My dad ran in the store earlier today, he came out & my mom said “What did you go in for?” He said “Dear Abby snack cakes” We laughed & said “You mean, Little Debbie snack cakes!”
I LOVE it when! #21
1. My hubby takes care of me when I’m sick! 2. We stay somewhere new at DISNEY “The Beach Club Resort” quickly approaching. 3. I beat the Flu, it doesn’t beat me!!!!!! 4. I have a new vacuum bag in my vacuum! 5. I lose weight from being sick, ONLY plus! 6. I get free stuff, like upgrades!…
Sweet son!
My son sent me this sweet note by remote helicopter!
I hate it when #33!
1.I bite into something that’s suppose to be soft— like a hamburger & something hard is in it, then I realze its my tooth—I HOPE IT”S MINE! 2. I buy a drink from the drive thru, pull off, take a big swig of it & realize its something totally different. 3. My hubby forgets to take trash out on trash day!…
Lizard Tattoo & Church
Great day for our son to apply a rather large Dragon tat to his hand, right before church! So hilarious!!!!!!!!
Sports Clips & Logan
This past weekend my son received a haircut from Sports Clips, while he’s enjoyed his shampoo, neck rub & warm towel—the hair stylist asked “Oh honey, did you get something cut out of your head & pointed to the back of his head?” My son said “Yes!” Hair beautified & time to depart Sports Clips, we noticed the hairstylist looked a little sad, WEIRD*** I thought….
Daughter’s Quote of the day”
“Mom, I need to jog with you tonight, my hips just aren’t working for me!” I LMAO!!! Her hips look just fine…….
My Dad loves finding little treasures!
My funny, kid at heart, 79 year old dad loves, loves, loves to pick up just about anything he see’s on the ground! Sometimes it’s a diamond ring or two, coins, & sometimes its just plain trash & other times— WELL…. While at the Wal-Mart the other day My dad, daughter & I had our hands full of cheese, hot dogs & ant hotels—my…
My hubby’s GPS!
My hubby’s GPS asked if he would take unpaved roads for a shorter distance to his job location, he selected YES. While driving down an unpaved road in the middle of nowhere he came upon a road sign that said “Road may be hazardous when creek is up” so he worried a little wooden bridge might be ahead. His…
I HATE it when #32!
1. I purposely don’t pick something off the floor, because I’m waiting to see how long it will take another family member to pick it up. It NEVER EVER happens–I end up picking it up anyways. Then next week I do it again–& I act surprised when its the same outcome. 2. I have to reach my hands in…
Nine Toed Teacher!
My son Logan informed me today that his substitute teacher had only nine toes, she was missing her big toe. I laughed & asked how do you know this? He replied “SHE showed us.” I said, How did she lose her toe? “She didn’t say.” I thought, how strange of a woman teacher to state— that she only had nine…
“Quote of the day!”
My son screamed & my hubby said, “Boy what did I tell you about screaming like a girl! My son Logan replied “Dad if you ate those Chimichangas, your butt would be on fire too!”
Mom behaving badly?
My son & I were picking up dinner at Little Caesars tonight. I was so upset I couldn’t find my party pack coupon (4 pizzas, 2 liter drink + crazy bread) so I was digging in my purse, my car, everywhere. I just had it this freaking coupon! I went ahead & just gave Logan the money to pick it…
I LOVE it When #21
1. Women get along & aren’t bitchy with one another..RAISE each other UP girls, not down! 2. My nail polish goes on smoothly & dries quickly. 3. I don’t have to listen to Sofia Vergara, Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek’s voice, if I don’t want to! ICK 4. I hear the song “Over the Rainbow” 5. My…
Quote of the day!
“A family that squatches together, stays together!” My hubby Ryan #FindingBigfoot
Q-tips, hair rollers & one sock!
What does a sock, one washcloth with makeup on it, drinking glass from the kitchen, two hair rollers & Stridex pads have in common: They were all laying atop my bathroom counter this morning! Oh & two used Q-tips!!!!!!! Oh the joys of motherhood..Joy, Joy, Joy
Lokea & Hubby????
Yay, I’m so excited! Today while driving my daughter to play practice, I noticed a new store going in a few miles from my home. A bright blue sign said “LOKEA” HMM, I turned around to get a better look & realized it was a “local IKEA” delivery store……I didn’t know they existed, I’m thrilled. Every time I visit my sister…
I HATE it when #31
1. I just put lotion all over my hands & my ear has an itch, happened today! 2. My son yells at the top of his lungs “Blow out the candle, it smells like crap!” —–today 3. When I have many projects at hand, but not sure how to tackle them. 4. When my daughter gets her phone taken…
Quote of the day!
“My wife is going to be a kitchen wench!”my son, Logan. (proud parent moment.)
Quote of the Day!
My son said “It was the worst day of my life!” I said, what day are you referring to? “The day I put $75 bucks in my savings account & never saw it again!”I then said, you’ve doubled it since then. Logan stated “Yeah but you won’t let me get it—so I lost 75 bucks…
Disney “Quote of the day!”
Of all the things I’ve done, the most vital is coordinating those who work with me and aiming their efforts at a certain goal. Walt Disney Related articles Disney “Quote of the Day!” (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Walt Disney “Quote of the day!” by Julie Andrews (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
5 Second Rule
My daughter dropped her half eaten candy apple on the floor in my car and screamed. I said don’t worry 5 second rule, she said “but it has hair on it!”Eww…..
I HATE it when #29!
1. Toothpaste gets all over everything, the lid, countertop, sink, bottom of toothbrush– but it never stays on the toothbrush, it stays on everything its not suppose to, ever notice that? 2. The plastic things in woman’s shirts/dresses that are supposed to help you hang it easier, but in actuality they come out of your clothes when wearing them every…
Is this WEIRD? with a Rap….
My family, mainly my hubby tries to trick me, all the time into eating weird animals! Like squirrel, rabbit, snake, alligator & other oddities, like balls of something & I mean balls! They giggle or smirk when asking me to try something, they think if they mix it with stew or roux, I’ll try it–I’m on to…
Teenage son’s gym shoes
Opening my freezer I had quite the surprise this evening. My thirteen year old son Logan decided that his dirty gym shoes would smell better if he put fabric softener in them & put them in my freezer…… I was soooo grossed out, I baby barfed & screamed at the same time, which was gross! Then…
Walt Disney “Quote of the day!” by Julie Andrews
“I would describe Walt Disney as a “Twinkly person.” He had a kind of cheerful merriment in his eyes. He didn’t roar with laughter or anything like that, but there was a kind of bubbliness about him.” Julie Andrews
“Braces” unusual reaction!
Yesterday my son found out it’s time for him to receive braces! But the reaction was surprisingly “YES, GREAT, WONDERFUL, I have to tell all my friends, this day is so special I must ask them about their braces!” He went so far as to watch video’s on youtube of kids getting braces! Boy they’ll show anything on youtube… REALLY…
Is this WEIRD?
I enjoy the taste of my adult gummy vitamins so much, sometimes I have two, YUM!
I LOVE it when #19!
1. I have a trip to Walt Disney World coming up! What–What…. 2. I follow through with something. 3. I find a great parking space. 4. Siri on my iPhone understands me the first time. 5. My kids make smart choices. 6. I do a good deed & I’m aware when it comes back to me,…
I Hate it when #28!
1. I’m walking by a cabinet & my silk jammies get wrapped around a drawer pull & it yank’s me back & the cabinet open. You’d be surprised how often this happens!!!! 2. I let another driver over in front of me & they don’t wave thank you! RUDE….. 3. I’m driving through a Wal-Mart parking lot and people don’t get out of…
Quote of the day
“Any day is a good day when I have a meat pie!” Logan
Book for old people???
As usual my parents & I were driving around in my car & my dad said the darnedest thing. “Do you read books?” I said “of course” eagerly anticipating why this totally random question came from his breath.Then he said “you know a book on how to treat old people, because your always –taking us…
My Dad’s Crazy X-Ray?
In the car on the way to my dad’s doctor’s appointment for his chest X-ray, he starts talking crazy. Crazy talk went like this= ” When they look at the x-ray will they see what I ate for breakfast?” We said No, silly, it will show your chest: like your lungs & heart. He said “Oh…
Quote of the Day!
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional!
New Puppy Potty Training & Kids, huh?
My hubby said “The way I’m going to potty train the new puppy is to put our kids nose in her poop, so they’ll make sure to take her out!”…..Ok, that’s one way to do it….
I HATE it when #27!
1. My daughter plays the same song over & over, over, over, over, over, over & then I start singing it! 2. One of my kids gets sick then the other, then my hubby, then ME! 3. I’m running & realize I’m running!eekkk 4. Our new puppy barks right after I’ve fallen asleep. 5, I don’t…
My son is now a teenager, HELP!
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Logan, Happy Birthday to you & many more!!! I Love you sweet lovin’ hot dog boy!
Sonic Drive In & Handicap Parking—Why???
Can you say odd! We pulled up to “Sonic Drive-In” this evening for a quickie dinner & I almost pulled in a handicap parking space, then the kids & I looked at each other & giggled, why would anyone ever get out of their car at a drive-in….Car hops come to you, there’s no public restroom…and it was a distant…
Turtle Pizza?
Logan, where’s your turtle my mother asked, knowing full well that Squirt was trying to climb out of a dish on her kitchen table. At this point she realized that the turtle was wiggling his way towards dinner, Little Caesars Pizza & then she remarked watch out or we’ll be having turtle pizza…. Now get that turtle OFF my…
Bahamas Cruise!
We just got back from our first cruise & loved it! We enjoyed Key West very much, Nassau was just o.k. but with gorgeous water & Freeport was lovely once you got away from the port! Just a few pics from trip! I will write a trip review/report later!
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 