My funny, kid at heart, 79 year old dad loves, loves, loves to pick up just about anything he see’s on the ground! Sometimes it’s a diamond ring or two, coins, & sometimes its just plain trash & other times— WELL…. While at the Wal-Mart the other day My dad, daughter & I had our hands full of cheese, hot dogs & ant hotels—my dad spots a treasure on the ground–he stares at it for a second, then bends down to pick it up, once in his hand & close to his face, he realizes QUICK just what he’s found. He yells  “Oh my God, it’s a TURD—-human feces–REAL people poop!” he then threw it back on the ground & screamed “take these hot dogs, I have to wash my hands!” My daughter & I were like NUH-Uh, No way–still LMAO!” we didn’t want anywhere near his newest find or anything that was near IT!!!! I think after this momentous event, he’ll think twice before picking anything up!!!!!!! Or at least sniff it first!