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My Dad loves finding little treasures!
My funny, kid at heart, 79 year old dad loves, loves, loves to pick up just about anything he see’s on the ground! Sometimes it’s a diamond ring or two, coins, & sometimes its just plain trash & other times— WELL…. While at the Wal-Mart the other day My dad, daughter & I had our hands full of cheese, hot dogs & ant hotels—my…
Disney’s “Quote of the day!”
“Here is the world of imagination, hopes & dreams. In this timeless land of enchantment, the age of chivalry, magic and make-believe are reborn——and fairy tales come true. Fantasyland is dedicated to the young-in-heart, to those who believe that when you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.” Walt Disney
My Afternoon with Bass Pro!
I’ve waited six weeks for a part for our boat steering wheel from Bass Pro. Really crazy that any store would take this long, but its the end of season, so we waited patiently. Bass Pro called to tell me the part they specially made— was finally in….. Then within 5 minutes they called back to tell me, it won’t fit, it’s too small &…
I Hate it when #28!
1. I’m walking by a cabinet & my silk jammies get wrapped around a drawer pull & it yank’s me back & the cabinet open. You’d be surprised how often this happens!!!! 2. I let another driver over in front of me & they don’t wave thank you! RUDE….. 3. I’m driving through a Wal-Mart parking lot and people don’t get out of…
My son is now a teenager, HELP!
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Logan, Happy Birthday to you & many more!!! I Love you sweet lovin’ hot dog boy!
I LOVE it when #18
1.The ice dispenser works without spilling ice all over my floor. 2. I can’t figure out the ending of a movie, that’s a good movie…. 3. Pouring a glass of Coke Zero, the foam doesn’t go over my glass. 4. My clothes come out of the dryer wrinkle free & I don’t have to iron them. 5. My…
I HATE it when #26
1. One of my neighbor’s mows the lawn before 7:00am! 2. I step in dog poop, not just step—-SLIP. 3. Pumping gas, I ALWAY’S go over the limit I set out to pump & usually by a penny–EVERYTIME! Like 40.01, 60.01, 80.01! 4. I’m mowing the lawn & run out of gas, with just one row left….
Deodorizer Fart Pads–Really
You don’t have to be in elementary school to giggle at these in-underwear deodorizer fart pads. Laced with activated charcoal, these ingenious (but not particularly sexy) adhesive pads help neutralize even the most odoriferous of releases. Just think, no more embarrassing silent-but-deadlies midmeeting or blaming that noxious smell on the dog. They’re surely a lifesaver…
Mother’s Day
Happy Mother’s Day Mama, Nana & Maw Maw I hope your day is filled with love, laughter & gifts galore. Relax & enjoy your day, you’ve earned it! Happy Mother’s Day to All History of Mother’s Day Mother’s Day began 150 years ago, when Anna Jarvis, an Appalachian homemaker, organized a day to raise awareness of…
Hubbies new toy!
Just in time for Summer! My daughter pretending to hold on for dear life! At parents home, to show jeep…. Related articles Daughter’s cell-phone & Hubby! (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
It’s someone specials Birthday!
My Hubby RYAN’s Special Day! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear hubby, happy 39th birthday to you & many more! Special day for a special man!
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Girl’s when having your nails DID, make them pointed at tips, not rounded!
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Lower right hand column of this page! Mahalo…
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Image by divid3d via Flickr My hubby calls me all day long, half the time we’re just rambling about silly stuff or talking about our kids. This particular day he called for an actual purpose. He phoned to tell me to STOP using fabric softener…
Quote of the day!
“Courage is mastery of fear, not absence of fear!”
Word of the day!
Educe – To draw forth or bring out, as something potential or latent.
Quote of the day!
“Effectively communicate or detrimentally disintegrate!” The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
True test of my hubbies LOVE!
One day, years ago, before my children started kindergarten, I decided I wanted to move to Dallas, Texas, my sister lived there, it seemed like a fun, hip, new adventure kind of place. So I shared this idea with my hubby & he thought I was kidding——let me back track for a moment, I’m the…
My daughter, little beauty queen
Peyton’s Pageant
Finger or Carrot?
My daughter said “Momma did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like “No, don’t eat your finger.” So that’s why you can’t. This was our nightly conversation! Enlightening….. I really don’t want either!!
I LOVE it when #6
1. When I get in my car & my favorite song comes on the radio. 2. I don’t have any chores to do that day, rare. 3. I see a mall Santa that looks real (spoiler alert)! 4. My coffee tastes great in the morning. 5. My kids are at school. 6. My kids come home…
Quote of the day!
“I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country!” Nathan Hale — My son wanted me to use this quote.
Quote of the day!
May the force be with you! Logan 12
Quote of the day!
Never stop improving!
Quote of the day!
Snooty Booty Attitudy! Logan 12
I can exhale——-
Yeah, Doctors appt went better than expected, I will write a lot more very soon, right now going to enjoy life! Woot!
Wish me luck!
Entering another Poetry contest: Runky Rhinoceros is going in……..
You know your kids are bad! (not mine)
When at Home Depot your given a paint stick by the employee & your not buying paint! haha
It all started with the Eye Doctor!
Image via Wikipedia The day began so normal, even for me. I had a eye exam and my parents & I were going to fit some flu shots in at our doctor down the street, so they decided to drive me, since my eyes were being dilated. They picked me up 20 minutes before the appointment, I realized on the way there,…
7 Wonders of Ridiculousness!
The 7 Medieval Wonders of the world should include MOTHERS? Its Ridiculousness, they didn’t! 1. Can The Great Wall of China while driving, reach its arm under the 3rd row back seat & over a screaming child to find their babies lost, favorite binky. Ridiculousness 2. Could the Colosseum put up with the amount of sibling warfare or pure drama our kids bring us, on a regular basis. Ridiculousness 3….
When hubby is asleep, the wife will play!
My hubby falls asleep hours before me every evening. So I usually get plenty of quality ME time. Some evenings it’s like I’m having my very own slumber party in our room, all centered around my sleeping hubby in our bed. Don’t worry this isn’t a freaky kind of story, he wishes. He doesn’t realize it, but after he’s fallen…
Politically correct, to the EXTREME!
Don’t you feel this world is becoming to politically correct? What happened to our first amendment right, freedom of speech, our own speech. You constantly have to watch what you say, as not to offend. Its more than just speech, its filtering down to our children in other forms and really making them a bunch of pansies. Kids…
Price increase again!
On stamps, I didn’t know anyone still used them! Stone age……. That reminds me, remember green stamps? Talk about stone age! I miss my green stamp store & TG&Y stores. #reminiscing
Anonymous toenails
Nothing worst than finding someone elses toenails on your living room floor.
Dairy Queen-NOT! My, blast from the past.
About 26 years ago, Dairy Queen– Blizzards were born, and I was 13. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on one and flip it over like the commercials slogan Upsidedownrightthick, my parents made a special trip to Dairy Queen just for the big event. We confidently ordered oreo blizzards all around, they flipped the blizzards upside down & gave them…
Quote of day
I laughed so hard, a toot came out. (gross) Logan 12
Lego Tomahawk
My son was showing my hubby the “lego tomahawk” he just built, he said “look how strong it is?” as he hit it against the desk, and it cracked in a million pieces on my bedroom floor. Guess it could be stronger!
Quote of day
I found my son clipping his boy fingernails on my bed, shocked when I found him, he said “your lucky I’m clipping them.” Logan 14
Quote of the day
No he didn’t blow in jugs. Peyton 14
Trash to treasure
Trash to treasure.
Bad Day (not me)
You know you’re having a bad day when your car stalls at day care, then while towing your car home, your bumper flies off! (My sister) hahahhahaah, really I don’t know why I’m laughing.
On the trail again
My hubby & I usually go mountain biking on really awesome trails for our area, tonight the kids are going with us, so here it goes, we’ll see if they can hang with the old folks… I will take some pics. Well only one could hang, my son loved it and my daughter hated it….
Stop Sign drama
So the other day while driving to pick up my daughter from school, I stopped at a stop sign when I heard the most annoying honk, like someone was having a field day with their horn, laying on it hard. I looked back in the rear view mirror expecting to see a zit faced teenager….
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 