Tinker Bell or Stinker Bell!

Bath time is normally a moment of relaxation, a time for introspection or just a way to repose after a long week, add a little Moscato and some candles and voila! But, when its time to bathe your cat, it can be downright frightening for you and your furry friend! It’s not an equal playing field, cats have claws and we do not. Tinker Bell’s bath-time didn’t really go…

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What does a Q-tip and a Banana have in common?!?!

Apparently my dad…. He jumped into my car the other day with one banana and one Q-tip. I thought that’s odd, the Q-tip part; he literally eats a banana every single time he gets into my car, even if I’m taking him out to eat. I said, “what are you going to do with the…

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Peyton Left to Her Own Devices!

My nineteen year old daughter Peyton loves to sing and sounds quite lovely. She’s fortunate she did not inherit her chops from me, as I’m literally the most awful singer on the planet. I’m so pathetic my hubby jokes that I can’t even hold a tune when humming or whistling, now that’s bad with a capital B………A & D!  Peyton especially enjoys singing when my hubby…

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Funny of the Day!

OMG, what am I going to do with my teenage son! I made homemade chicken & dumplings for lunch today. My son beckoned me to the bathroom door where I heard him eating, so I asked “Logan are you eating chicken & dumplings while in the bathtub?” He answered “Yep, can you bring me more!”…

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Give me your~ Bad Mom-ism’s

We all have those days where we just aren’t feeling Mommy-ish. I will preface this by saying; I love my sweet, kind, funny family and cherish being a stay-at-home mom. But in “real life” most days, I and I’m sure you, if you’re being truly honest want to grab your children by their toes and swing…

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My Hubby’s Annoying Addiction! 

My hubby has a very bad habit, obsession, dare I say, an annoying addiction that we’ve never shared with anyone. I cannot, I will not keep his dirty secret any longer. He repeatedly, incessantly, literally nonstop shows us videos, memes or photos from Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Instagram (new fave). You’re probably thinking “Wow, the…

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Full Moon, Anyone?

Last evening while driving home, I noticed a full moon. I said to my teenage son sitting next to me, o.k. on the count of 3, we’re are going to howl at the moon

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Funny Memory

My family and I were laughing the other day as we recalled a funny memory that I’d like to share and most of you can relate. Picture this SCENARIO~ I’m at work and receive a call from my hubby Ryan whom was home alone caring for our young son, Logan. He shared with me that…

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Funny Quote of the Day!

   My son Logan, just said “Mom all my childhood stars are getting married,  and yours~~~~~~~~~ are croaking!”

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You know you’re old when!

While watching a t.v. show the other night, tornado warnings flashed across my program and I thought “Odd, I didn’t know we were having bad weather!” Then after several unfortunate minutes, I realize that I was watching a pretaped program and it was a weather update from a few days ago…..drrrrrrr You look everywhere for your…

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Quotes I enjoy!

 Don’t live life so seriously peeps:) Enjoy!                      

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Twisted Tuesday!

   So my hubby received a call today from Kingston,Jamaica. He answered and the person on the other end said “Yeah mon, this is Publishers Clearinghouse!”~ My hubby stopped him right there realizing it was a scam and said “Publishers Clearinghouse isn’t in Jamaica mon and hung up, laughing!”  

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Happy 70th Birthday Mama!

      70 today but just 21 in celsius. Woot! Have a blessed day, but I’m sure you will, because I, Dawn the Great will be with you….I love, love, love you very much! You’re are the best lookin’ 70 year old I’ve seen.

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I HATE it when!

1. I get cheese stuck under my finger nail. 2. A bowling ball smushes one or all of my fingers. 3. My hubby’s light bulb goes out in his lamp on his side of the bed and days go by with no change. Doesn’t it bother him?????? 4.When a commercial comes on five times louder than the original tv…

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Daughters Quote of the Day!

   Peyton showed me a YouTube video and said “How can this guy transform himself into Snoop Dog  and I can’t even cover up a simple zit!”Hilarious…

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Twisted Tuesday

  My hubby (nasty from kayak fishing) surprised me last night and brought his “daily catch” into our bedroom~ lucky me….I had to take a photos because~ who really does that!!?!!! The fish smell lingered a while, EW! 

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Is this WEIRD?

To this day my parents like to joke and tell me they found me in a basket on their doorstep when I was a baby:( Is this WEIRD? I can answer that myself, YES it’s weird…………

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