WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your boyfriend/husband these questions and write down EXACTLY what they say.

That’s exactly what I did and these are the words right out of his mouth:()

1. What is something your wife always says to you? Move, I’ve gotta go to the bathroom
2. What makes your wife happy? Going on vacation 
3. What makes your wife sad? Leaving Disney
4. How does your wife make you laugh? When I jump out and scare her~her facial expression makes me laugh
5. What was your wife like as a child? Probably a pain in the ass
6. How old is your wife? Ancient
7. How tall is your wife? Kinda short, 5’6 or 5’7
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Vacations at Walt Disney World
9. What does your wife do when you’re not around? Sleep
10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for? Blogging
11. What is your wife really good at? Writing
12. What is your wife not very good at? Singing
13. What does your wife do for a job? I’m asking myself the same question 
14.What is your wife’s favorite food? Anything Mexican
15.What makes you proud of your wife? Great mother, keeps a clean, nice home
16. If your wife were a character, who would she be? Herself~DAWN
17. What do you and your wife do together? We hang
18. How are you and your wife the same? Care and help others
19. How are you and your wife different? I’m chill, she’s NOT
20. How do you know your wife loves you? How the hell would she not
21. What does your wife like most about you? My sense of humor,no really my physique you know like Johnny Bravo ~pow, pow, POW
22. Where is your wife’s favorite place to go? DISNEY