You know you’re old when!

old lady

  • While watching a t.v. show the other night, tornado warnings flashed across my program and I thought “Odd, I didn’t know we were having bad weather!” Then after several unfortunate minutes, I realize that I was watching a pretaped program and it was a weather update from a few days ago…..drrrrrrr
  • You look everywhere for your sunglasses and they’re on your face.
  • Your phone is missing and you’re finally ready to give up the search, until you sit down and realize it was in your back pocket the entire time!
  • My teenagers play a prank on me and adjust the zoom on my lap top to 75%, for a few days I thought my eyesight was getting worse.
  • I actually look on the cereal aisle at the grocery store for a box of Honey Bunches of Oats with the packager “P22″from the commercial.
  • You bump your arm and it leaves a bruise, lord.
  • You’re watching TCM (Turner Classic Movies), all day long.
  • Your childhood celebrities are beginning to die off, wah!
  • You have to purchase reading glasses.
  • You refer to the Golden Girls, Jefferson’s and Good Times as your frame of reference in normal conversation. (Benson, Newhart, Dukes of Hazard, Falcon Crest, Dallas)