- While watching a t.v. show the other night, tornado warnings flashed across my program and I thought “Odd, I didn’t know we were having bad weather!” Then after several unfortunate minutes, I realize that I was watching a pretaped program and it was a weather update from a few days ago…..drrrrrrr
- You look everywhere for your sunglasses and they’re on your face.
- Your phone is missing and you’re finally ready to give up the search, until you sit down and realize it was in your back pocket the entire time!
- My teenagers play a prank on me and adjust the zoom on my lap top to 75%, for a few days I thought my eyesight was getting worse.
- I actually look on the cereal aisle at the grocery store for a box of Honey Bunches of Oats with the packager “P22″from the commercial.
- You bump your arm and it leaves a bruise, lord.
- You’re watching TCM (Turner Classic Movies), all day long.
- Your childhood celebrities are beginning to die off, wah!
- You have to purchase reading glasses.
- You refer to the Golden Girls, Jefferson’s and Good Times as your frame of reference in normal conversation. (Benson, Newhart, Dukes of Hazard, Falcon Crest, Dallas)
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 