My son jumped on my bed and said “Momma I have a flaming horse with a flaming mane, tail & hooves that lights zombies on fire in Red Dead Redemption, his name is Death Angel!” and left the room.. I’m awake now, time to get up I guess….
Tag: kids
Cafeteria ladies mustache?
My son had pizza -SORTA- for lunch today, one of his favorites–but he didn’t finish it. His friend leaned over and said “Hey man are you going to finish your pizza?” Logan said nope & gave it to him. While the boy was enjoying my son’s leftover’s he asked inquisitively, “Why didn’t you eat it?” Logan…
A new day–missing shoes all together!
The other day, I made the comment “I didn’t see how my son could misplace just one shoe, that I could understand him missing both!” Well, well today’s the day that I find out just how easy it is to lose both shoes. As he is scrambling for school again this morning, he yells out “Missing…
My twelve year old son, on FACEBOOK!
My son read his friends Facebook wall out loud & said “Gerald you’re not an artist, just because you rap at recess!”
Persistently annoying…..
Sometimes don’t you wish you didn’t do such a good job teaching your growing child. Well a lot of things I teach comes back to bite me in the butt! I’ve always taught my children be persistent, don’t give up! Well my darling son Logan did just that, when trying to get rights back for…
I HATE it when #16
1. Storage Wars is a rerun. 2. My dad finds a big piece of metal sticking in my passenger rear tire & its 5pm. 3. A new tire for my SUV cost 300.00. 4. I cheat on my low carb diet with Cheesecake Factory Red Velvet Cheesecake, but so worth it! 5. I forget to mail…
Sweet!
My son walks by his dad today & said “Thanks daddy for working so hard!” Sweetest thing, to bad these moments are few & far between, but I guess that’s what makes them so special….
You know your kids are naughty when?
My kids were acting so wild & crazy tonight, that my son Logan said if there were ghosts in our home, they would pick up their head & run away (float away)! They would scare a ghost away, HELP ME, please!!!
Is this weird?
I woke up, walked in den— to find every comforter in the house, except mine (thankfully) all over the floor. My son had friend spend the night made a huge tent, then it imploded on them, when dog (beagle) jumped on top and then proceeded to urinate on it! So they moved what didn’t get wet, into the living…
Xbox live “Quote of the day”
” Sweet, I killed a cow, I killed a cow, (on game) I shot an arrow up in the air & it fell down & hit a cow!” Logan 12
Mannequin @ JcPenney
My son accidentally bumped in a mannequin @ Jcpenney’s Store & my daughter told him that’s the closest you’ll ever be to a girl! Ahh, sibling LOVE, there’s nothing like it! My son’s mannequin did not look like this one.
12 yr old son mad at us: Whats new!
Because we didn’t go to a specific store he wanted to go to today, so he threatened when we got old and in wheelchairs ( as if, all old people are in wheelchairs) that he would push us down a flight of stairs & steal all our money (joking)! Funny & scary, I told him, I will…
Near almost fatal (not really) “Mall Christmas train”
So I’m shopping with my family in mall today, spending our Christmas money & I almost get hit by the Mall Christmas train, filled with happy little boys & girls and only going about 2 miles an hour. Thank god it had a real horn, it honked & I jumped out-of-the-way– just in nick of time! I wrote a little rap, for my almost near…
This is the scenario ” We’re all in the car!”
My son said to his sister “I wonder what’s running through our parents minds right now?” then he said probably nothing,HAHAHAHA rather obnoxiously. Then my hubby said “Boy you’d be scared if you knew!” HAHAHAHA more obnoxiously!!!!!!! funny parent (car) moment.
I hate it when #14 “Christmas Edition”
1. People forget the reason for the season, Jesus’ birthday! Happy Birthday Jesus:)) 2. People say Happy Holidays in place of “Merry Christmas!” 3. Teachers tell kids there’s no SANTA. 4. My dad gets admitted to hospital right before Christmas, but thankfully (GOD is great) got out literally right before. 5. Santa at local mall looks drunk & pissed…
Quote of the day!
My hubby walked past my son playing Xbox live & said “Logan, Are you playing that Strawberry Shortcake game again!” hubby trying to joke & embarrass him online, he’s such a delinquent! Related articles Strawberry Shortcake Celebrates 30 Sweet Years with First-Ever Digital Comic App (graphicpolicy.com)
Quote of the day!
“No, don’t kill the donkey!” my son said this, while playing XBOX live. Logan 12
Naughty or Nice?
I said a few unsavory words, under my breath & maybe to her face, about a lady who cut in front of me–NAUGHTY I let a few cars drive in front of me at the mall–NICE I used great restraint in store when Wal-Mart had no employees opening up there locked game cabinets–NICE & a little NAUGHTY…
My son, wet towel & his trumpet!
I asked my son to bring me a towel for my shower & he walks in my room with a trumpet in one hand & rips his wet towel off, now naked & said “Here, it’s the only towel!” I said “Logan cover yourself back up & get the towels from the dryer.” He walked back…
Deceased “Arnold the Armadillo!”
Talking about my dad’s opossum has brought back fond memories of “Arnold the Armadillo.” My daughter & I first saw him dead on the side of the road, then everyday for at least 3 weeks, there he was –still dead— of course I didn’t expect him to rise from the ashes and fly away, silly goose its a…
Hong Kong City!
My hubby was trying to get my son to eat squid tonight, he licked it & ate a few tentacles then realized it wasn’t that great & the attention had worn off him eating it, so we had the rest of the squid taken away, out of my sight! Then were trying to leave & he was…
Quote of the day!
Daughter said, I wouldn’t have chosen computer classes at school momma. My son said “Respect the tech!”
Granny’s gone wild!
Kids were acting a fool today! I made a mistake of letting them sit next to one another at a restaurant for lunch. Afterwards, they chased each other through the parking lot with a toothpick. My mom gathered them up in the car & said “Watch out, granny’s gone wild, I have a lethal weapon in my purse…
Quote of the day!
“What was freaking that?” my daughter said to her brother “You didn’t even use soap, you just wet you’re hands & dried them, that’s not washing your hands!” Peyton 14
Just a singin’
So I was just singing along to Wham’s “Last Christmas” and I started singing the wrong words then my daughter said “Normally when someone messes up on part of the song they realize it & stop singing it, but you finished the whole thing!” I said, I was enjoying my singing…..and I suckkkk. George Michael’s outfit looks…
I LOVE it when #6
1. When I get in my car & my favorite song comes on the radio. 2. I don’t have any chores to do that day, rare. 3. I see a mall Santa that looks real (spoiler alert)! 4. My coffee tastes great in the morning. 5. My kids are at school. 6. My kids come home…
I thought it was the short line!
Do you have this problem also? I meticulously pick my checkout line at every store. I always get the one that appears the shortest, but it never fails, even if it’s just one person in line, it’s the one idiot who trying to return something in the checkout line, does this person really not know about the stores RETURN area…
Packaging, these days
Dang, it’s easier to get the top of a child-proof Tylenol bottle than cellophane off a new CD, it took me forever!
Grown up Christmas list!
I want a new kitty & a dolly like Billy & Suzy, just kidding! 1. I want to end hunger & war. 2. I wish poverty & crazies didn’t exist, well some crazy is fun. 3. I want my kids to stay buddies forever. 4. I would like my left blinker bulb fixed on my…
I hate it when #12
1. My son gets a library fine on two books he checked out & never READ! 2. When I give money to Salvation Army bell shaker before going into store, then on way out, I don’t give any & they give me dirty looks…. 3. My nail polish chips the same day as I painted them, especially mad, if…
And you thought yesterday was crazy in Dallas!
Picture this, I’m feverish waking up to a very dreary day outside, rain in the forecast, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of 100% rain before, but that’s what they forecasted in Dallas Texas! It started off with breakfast, hotel was out of butter, a little odd being that a lot of their breakfast items are usually…
Boo Hoo Dallas
Dallas trip this weekend is bitter-sweet, happy to be in Dallas but sad to be bringing my nephew back, but we’ll be back very soon….. Earlier this was the scenario in our hotel room, my son playing musical wine glasses in kitchen & no one was drinking wine, my mom on laptop playing fun, fake…
Quote of the day!
Lies only hide imperfection with fake perfection. Logan 12
Quote of the day!
A big leap forward often requires two steps back! Logan 12 Related articles A Leap of Faith (thesundaymail.wordpress.com)
I HATE it when #10!
1. I’m wearing a pair of socks & one gets wet. 2. My cat purr’s to loud. 3. My dog runs back & forth in my yard so much, he has a trail in the grass, looks messy! 4. Things are out-of-place! 5. My kids go totally crazy & its hard to control them, usually…
Pictures of the Day!
Logan decorated from animal Kingdom Peyton decorated at the Animal Kingdom Kids painted at Animal Kingdom late July 2011. Cuties!
I Love it when #4!
1. When I get great news from my Doctor………………………. 2. I win at BINGO. 3. My DVR records shows I forgot were coming on but really wanted to see. 4. I think I’m out of something & I find out, I do have it. 5. My day is running smoothly. 6. I have will power. 7. I…
Dipsy Doodles:
Never fail, when my son gets out of school, his shoes fly off, socks also, he starts cleaning his toes while still in-car for toe jam (lent) he takes off his belt & uniform shirt. By the time were home, this boy has half his clothes off & lying in the car. While driving to mall…
Show & Tell!
My Son made this Bow & Arrow while playing in the backyard last week! I like to see kids using their imagination
I hate it when #8
1. I have to clean my hairbrush & people you are supposed to do that! 2. People put their toilet paper on wrong, the pull tab is supposed to be over top! 3. You drop your last piece of something delicious on the floor longer than the 30 sec rule & you eat it anyway! 4. I…
Carpooling, orange cones, saga continues!
Ladies, I was blaming you & I’m soooo sorry! I recently found out that my hubby inevitably is one of the people smashing orange cones in the school parking lot! Here’s how it went down–I’m picking my son up from school yesterday & trying to take a picture of the orange cones, strewn all over the place, to post here for…
Carpooling & Orange cones
Everyday I drop off & pick up my child at school. They have large, bright orange cones set out in a special pattern for carpoolers’ to follow (so us ding-dong, mothers in the giant vehicles, don’t hit a kid) doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out. But somehow every single day, the orange cones are spread…
My Son’s BIG mistake
I was doing a few things around the house and I asked my son to grab the laundry, he had already finished his daily chore, but usually when I ask either child to grab this or do that ( extra, small tasks) it’s expected to be done. So this afternoon, I asked Logan to grab a few items from the dryer,…
I LOVE it when #2
1. Everything is going my way 2. My kids don’t make D’s & F’s. 3. While on phone with my cell phone provider they don’t switch me to nine different people from nine different countries. 4. My pen has ink. 5. I have a funtastic trip to plan. 6. My son forgets his trombone at…
My son’s Magic
My son was on the internet looking up magic tricks for a good part of the afternoon, then showing anyone who would watch, not many people watched- haha, just kidding, that would be horribly bad parenting on my part, & I wouldn’t admit to that, another joke. He was showing me the disappearing penny trick, the pick a…
Middle School’s haunted bathroom stall!
My son told me a tale of a murder about forty years ago, of a disliked teacher killed by his students in the boys bathroom stall at his middle school & dragged out an hid under the football stadium. I said tale~ because I also went to this school when I was younger and I’ve never heard this story,…
My son asked me!
Have you ever forgotten to put deodorant on one pit? My answer, NO, weird!
It all started with the Eye Doctor!
Image via Wikipedia The day began so normal, even for me. I had a eye exam and my parents & I were going to fit some flu shots in at our doctor down the street, so they decided to drive me, since my eyes were being dilated. They picked me up 20 minutes before the appointment, I realized on the way there,…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 