”Mama tie my shoe, I’m eating a ice cream cone!”
Tag: Humor
Hero~ Harrison Ford
Harrison Ford is such a bad ass HERO~ he saved himself from his own plane crash! (and he’s still hot)
Is this WEIRD?
Sometimes my fifteen year old son eats Doritos while taking a bath! Odd combo. Is this WEIRD?
Travel Funnies
A bug zapper INSIDE a Mississippi gas station and above a table peeps eat at~ GROSS!
I hate it WHEN!!!!!
I put my socks on and my big toe gets stuck around a piece of thread half way through!
Sunday Fun~Day! Super Bowl XLIX
Seattle Seahawks & New England Patriots~ What’s your prediction? I’m NOT a Sports Analyst by any shape or form, but my prediction is the Seattle Seahawks will WIN- hopefully by a landslide! I’m sorry Patriot fans, but I really want Tom Brady’s smug ass face humbled just a tad! FINE but Smug…
Maniac Monday!
I actually start cleaning up a mess before I’m finished making it! I’m a maniac!!!!
Is this weird?
At night when Ryan is sleeping soundly, I adjust his covers because his big ole’ leg is sticking out and he looks cold! I also fluff his pillow when he’s sleeping because he looks uncomfortable and I do it when he’s awake too, it drives him nuts. Woot! Is this WEIRD?
Terrific Tuesday!
A Florida golfer in Sarasota made history last month as the oldest person ever recorded to hit a hole-in-one. The PGA confirms 103-year-old Gus Andreone recorded the ace at Palm Avis Country Club besting the mark previously held by a 102-year-old woman. Even more amazing, the avid golfer says this is his eighth hole-in-one since…
I knew I was unique when~
I was eight years old and one of my favorite TV shows was “This Old House” with Bob Vila! I knew I was unique! and the Smurfs…..
Quote of the day!
Half asleep this morning & kicked my cat away like I always do when she bugs me, but then quickly realized, oh crap I just had surgery and thought~ “I hope I didn’t kick my stitches out!” I guess its funnier because I’m on pain pills.
Dorky Things I Do!
Sometimes when my hubby is sleeping I fold laundry on top of him~just for my own kicks~he has no idea……It just makes chores more fun:O
Quote of the day!
You can’t trust a man with a tattoo of Colonel Sanders with devil horns! My hubby
You know you’re getting old when?
You sneeze and injure yourself in the process~ you know you’re getting old!
Sunday Scribbles
Sometimes I’m cheap about the important things and expensive about the stupid things! Sunday Scribbles!
You might be a Redneck if!
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. You might be a redneck!
Hubby’s Quote of the day!
While watching BATMAN with Michael Keaton, my hubby said “It’s the only Batman movie where I hope the villain wins!” He never understood that chose and honestly neither did I.
Is this WEIRD?????
Sometimes when I find a piece of candy on the floorboard of my car, I eat it! Is this WEIRD????
This is the kind of stock I’m made of~
The other night my mom fell asleep in her living room chair while watching the boob tube. No big deal right? Well this particular mischievous evening my eighty-one year old dad decided it would be funny to prank her while sleeping. He on a normal basis hides little trinkets & oddities in her pillows and around her makeup mirror, they’ve actually…
Is this WEIRD?
Just for fun one day, I threw a pie in my hubby’s face while he was mowing the grass. The sophisticated plan~ I hid behind our car until he came around and then I let him have it. Only problem~ the pie was still frozen, so when it hit his face, it literally fell straight to the ground. I RAN!
I HATE it when #51!
1. I have creeper socks on (the socks that creep off your feet with shoes on)! 2. I can’t open up my hubby’s sock drawer! (stuffed) 3. My home is perfectly clean and then my family comes home! (not anymore) 4. I get lotion in my wedding ring, yuck! 5. I hear the word secretion, ugh!…
10 Important Facts about Disney Cruise LIne
If you’re 21 or older, you can bring alcohol onboard as long as it fits in your carry-on bag (cannot exceed 22x14x9.) You are NOT allowed to drink your alcohol in public areas onboard, so drink it up in your cabin. If you want to bring your own champagne or wine to the dining room,…
I HATE it when #50!
1. The ketchup, mayo or mustard are at the end of their life in the container and the juice squirts everywhere but the Hamburger, Sandwich or Hot dog you aimed for. 2. I pull off the last paper towel on the roll and only half of it comes off, because the other half is still stuck…
Throwback Thursday!
I’m kissing Mickey at Aulani Resort & Spa, March 2012!
Mishaps after long day of painting!
Only this could happen to ME!!!!! Long day of painting, I originally thought I would play a more supervisory role in this quest, but lets get real, that NEVER happens~ SHOCKER, I’m a control freak and my hubby had to watch the LSU game with his dad. So he had a paint intermission for almost 4 hours,…
Is this WEIRD?
My dog gets a few pieces of dog food in her mouth and jumps on the sofa & eats it. Is this WEIRD?
I HATE it when #49
1. Someone spills jelly, syrup or honey on my kitchen counter. 2. Anyone blows their nose in front of me & then begins to pick at it, gag me! 3. I pour a bowl of Lucky Charms & there’s barely any marshmallows:( I blame my daughter:O 4. My heart is set on something in the pantry, the fridge…
What happens when my electricity goes out!
Well lovely South Bossier electricity wanes in & out often, even on beautiful days, such as today. Electricity out, luckily I planned on grilling for dinner, so no big deal, I marinated chicken breast the night before and veggies were ready to be grilled. Everything was going great~ until my outdoor grill caught on fire, literally flames all…
Trolls at the Bingo Parlor!
My title by no means refers to the lack of beauty queens at the Bingo Parlor on a poppin’ Friday night, I’m not that mean. O.K. let me start from the beginning; One Friday night we felt lucky & thought we’d strike it rich at the local Bingo Parlor. This jaunt included the usual suspects: my…
Quote of the day!
Housewives of New Jersey episode tonight involved a costume party & a girl fight. My hubby said “Nothing ever good comes from costumes & alcohol!” Hubby
Wouldn’t it be funny?!
The first day of school has unfortunately/fortunately begun. I like every awesome mother in the universe filled out a million sheets of paperwork, knowing no one will ever really look at them! I was tickled with some of the questions being asked, especially on the Limited English Proficiency Form (I understand its a screener, still funny all the same)….
Hubby’s “Quote of the Day!”
Watching the Real Housewives Reunion Part 2 with my hubby. “Only that blonde is worth looking (Kristen) at & none of them are worth listening to!” Ryan Gosdin
I’m a real man!
This is how my fifteen year old son asked to go bowling with his buddy today “Mom, I’m a man now, I have sideburns and all & I want to go bowling & eat cheesy fries!” So hilarious-sideburns & all
I HATE it when #48!
1. When someone puts a roll of toilet paper on backwards, toilet paper should be on top…I even change them in public restrooms. 2. Zippers are not fully zipped. 3. Someone tags you in group message & you’re getting notification’s all day long, because you don’t want to seem rude by leaving the group-NO ONE in…
ODD WORDS~ Go away!!!
If I hear one more commercial with disgusting medical terms being mentioned, I’ll go crazy! EXAMPLES~ Bladder Sling, Transvaginal Mesh, Gynecomastia (really, He-Hooters)….I’m sorry sometimes the names make me laugh~ the words sound sooo made up…..ODD words~ Go away!
I HATE it when #47
1. When I take a drink of what I think is diet coke & its sweet tea, its disgusting because I didn’t expect it, I expected diet coke. 2. When I see or accidentally touch anyone’s dried booger, and if it just so happens to be bloody ~gag me with a pitchfork. 3. Someone is determined…
Hubby’s “Quote of the day!”
My hubby just watched the Real Housewives of New York preview trailer where he saw a prosthetic leg get thrown on the ground & said “It ain’t a party till a someone’s fake leg comes off!” Hubby
Is this WEIRD?
Convo with hubby tonight~ Hey you know how I don’t work outside the home & I’m on the laptop a lot, he said “Yes!” I said there’s no reason why I don’t fill out sweepstakes everyday online. Imagine how much we could WIN! Is this WEIRD?
I LOVE it when #29!
1. I have an awesome new mattress to sleep on. 2. My teenagers enjoy a Disney Cruise. 3. We travel to Port Canaveral for a DCL cruise & on the way back home, my hubby makes a pit stop at Downtown Disney for lunch & shopping! 4. My son sells a 60 pack of candy bars…
Baked Potato Anyone?
Today I told my kids I would make loaded baked potatoes for lunch. My son replied “I want Au gratin potatoes!” I said NO, I’m making loaded baked potatoes, its quick & easy. My daughter replied “I want mashed potatoes!” I said NO, What’s wrong with y’all, I’m making baked potatoes there’s no discussion…… …
Funny but true!!!
When you put on your underwear (Man/Woman) and your foot gets hung in it & you almost fall down, yeah that moment & it’s funny~ yet humiliating!
Throwback Thursday
I’ve probably already used this picture, but I don’t care, they were sooo cute & sweet back THEN:(
Is this WEIRD?
We had a Disney Land & Sea vacation booked already (4 nights at POLY CL & 3 night Disney Cruise), then my hubby said, cancel it, let’s go on a seven night Disney Fantasy Cruise instead,. Aye aye Matey! Is this WEIRD? Next week, yay!
Daughter’s Quote of the day!
Funny experience with my daughter at the neighborhood self-service car wash. It was her first time washing her new car with a power sprayer. After she washed & rinsed the car she said “Where’s the dryer?” I said you’re the dryer, lol-ha ha…..KIDS
I LOVE it when #28!
1. It starts to rain early evening before bed. 2. My hubby comes home with a new SUV, Woot! 3. Peeps pay it forward. Try it……. 4. My DVR is filled with lots of my favorite shows. 5. My kids enjoy our company. 6. I have batteries in my t.v. remote. It’s the first place my kids…
I HATE it When #46
1. My hubby turns on every light in our bedroom to help aid in his search for a t-shirt, then leaves the room without turning off a single light! 2. The kids throw cotton balls, q-tips & other trash at the bathroom trash can, rather than in it. 3. I’m watching my HGTV home renovation shows…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 