Give me your~ Bad Mom-ism’s

We all have those days where we just aren’t feeling Mommy-ish. I will preface this by saying; I love my sweet, kind, funny family and cherish being a stay-at-home mom. But in “real life” most days, I and I’m sure you, if you’re being truly honest want to grab your children by their toes and swing…

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My Hubby’s Annoying Addiction! 

My hubby has a very bad habit, obsession, dare I say, an annoying addiction that we’ve never shared with anyone. I cannot, I will not keep his dirty secret any longer. He repeatedly, incessantly, literally nonstop shows us videos, memes or photos from Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Instagram (new fave). You’re probably thinking “Wow, the…

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Full Moon, Anyone?

Last evening while driving home, I noticed a full moon. I said to my teenage son sitting next to me, o.k. on the count of 3, we’re are going to howl at the moon

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Funny Memory

My family and I were laughing the other day as we recalled a funny memory that I’d like to share and most of you can relate. Picture this SCENARIO~ I’m at work and receive a call from my hubby Ryan whom was home alone caring for our young son, Logan. He shared with me that…

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Funny Quote of the Day!

   My son Logan, just said “Mom all my childhood stars are getting married,  and yours~~~~~~~~~ are croaking!”

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You know you’re old when!

While watching a t.v. show the other night, tornado warnings flashed across my program and I thought “Odd, I didn’t know we were having bad weather!” Then after several unfortunate minutes, I realize that I was watching a pretaped program and it was a weather update from a few days ago…..drrrrrrr You look everywhere for your…

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Quotes I enjoy!

 Don’t live life so seriously peeps:) Enjoy!                      

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Twisted Tuesday!

   So my hubby received a call today from Kingston,Jamaica. He answered and the person on the other end said “Yeah mon, this is Publishers Clearinghouse!”~ My hubby stopped him right there realizing it was a scam and said “Publishers Clearinghouse isn’t in Jamaica mon and hung up, laughing!”  

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I HATE it when!

1. I get cheese stuck under my finger nail. 2. A bowling ball smushes one or all of my fingers. 3. My hubby’s light bulb goes out in his lamp on his side of the bed and days go by with no change. Doesn’t it bother him?????? 4.When a commercial comes on five times louder than the original tv…

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Daughters Quote of the Day!

   Peyton showed me a YouTube video and said “How can this guy transform himself into Snoop Dog  and I can’t even cover up a simple zit!”Hilarious…

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Twisted Tuesday

  My hubby (nasty from kayak fishing) surprised me last night and brought his “daily catch” into our bedroom~ lucky me….I had to take a photos because~ who really does that!!?!!! The fish smell lingered a while, EW! 

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Is this WEIRD?

To this day my parents like to joke and tell me they found me in a basket on their doorstep when I was a baby:( Is this WEIRD? I can answer that myself, YES it’s weird…………

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Hubby’s just don’t know when to quit………

Let me catch you up to speed on yesterday’s brutal attack on my psyche~ I’ve had severe lower back pain for three days in a row, so much so I’ve had to resort to my dads back brace, Blue Emu cream and multiple Ibuprofen every 4-6 hours to function upright. My hubby has called me…

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Is this WEIRD?

I clean my laundry basket with Clorox wipes weekly, even though it only carries clean clothes?!?!? Is this WEIRD?

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I HATE it WHEN!

     1. Someone drags their feet (shoes) across the floor and it makes that swish, swish, swish noise! I call it a lazy walking….pick up those feet. 2. I’m retrieving groceries from my car and the Coke Zero 2 liter bottle rolls out the back of the trunk, all the way down the driveway…

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Daughters Quote of the Day!

   “I don’t just want any Fanny-pack, I want a sporty looking one!” Peyton’s Quote of the Day.

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Logan’s Quote of the day!

“No one should wear fedora’s, unless you lived in the 1940’s or you’re a detective!”

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Twisted Tuesday!

Late last night my daughter and I heard two extremely loud noises in a row, enough so that I jumped out of the bed to look out my window~ while my hubby laid soundly asleep clueless (my hero.) My daughter ran into my room and met me at my window, what was it we asked…

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Questions I Asked My Hubby (Facebook)!

WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your boyfriend/husband these questions and write down EXACTLY what they say. That’s exactly what I did and these are the words right out of his mouth:() 1. What is something your wife always says to you? Move, I’ve gotta go to the bathroom 2. What makes your wife happy? Going on…

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I Hate it WHEN!

  My newly turned eighteen year old still blames me for giving her bangs when she was little! (Sorry it’s grainy)

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Is this WEIRD?

   My hubby went into Harbor Freight Tools for a pair of wire strippers (even though he probably has a million pairs around the house) and he came out with wire strippers, a machete and a dog bed! Is this WEIRD?~ YES, YES IT IS!!!!!

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I hate it WHEN!

1. My iron cord doesn’t stay wrapped around the iron properly and becomes unraveled, annoying. 2, I’m watching a scary movie and a dumb woman falls down and gets, eaten, raped or killed, Why does it always have to be a woman. 3. I accidentally  jump on the bottom of a garden hoe and the…

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