Bath time is normally a moment of relaxation, a time for introspection or just a way to repose after a long week, add a little Moscato and some candles and voila! But, when its time to bathe your cat, it can be downright frightening for you and your furry friend! It’s not an equal playing field, cats have claws and we do not. Tinker Bell’s bath-time didn’t really go…
Category: Family Funnies
Peyton Left to Her Own Devices!
My nineteen year old daughter Peyton loves to sing and sounds quite lovely. She’s fortunate she did not inherit her chops from me, as I’m literally the most awful singer on the planet. I’m so pathetic my hubby jokes that I can’t even hold a tune when humming or whistling, now that’s bad with a capital B………A & D! Peyton especially enjoys singing when my hubby…
Give me your~ Bad Mom-ism’s
We all have those days where we just aren’t feeling Mommy-ish. I will preface this by saying; I love my sweet, kind, funny family and cherish being a stay-at-home mom. But in “real life” most days, I and I’m sure you, if you’re being truly honest want to grab your children by their toes and swing…
My Hubby’s Annoying Addiction!
My hubby has a very bad habit, obsession, dare I say, an annoying addiction that we’ve never shared with anyone. I cannot, I will not keep his dirty secret any longer. He repeatedly, incessantly, literally nonstop shows us videos, memes or photos from Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Instagram (new fave). You’re probably thinking “Wow, the…
Full Moon, Anyone?
Last evening while driving home, I noticed a full moon. I said to my teenage son sitting next to me, o.k. on the count of 3, we’re are going to howl at the moon
No Shame In My Game!
We drove home last Sunday from NOLA returning from our cruise. Somewhere around Baton Rouge we made a pit stop for: gas, restroom & travel goodies! My hubby pumped gas while my job entailed shopping for the goodies: drinks, Funyuns & bubble gum, you know trash food, yay. I made my mile hike to the…
Funny Memory
My family and I were laughing the other day as we recalled a funny memory that I’d like to share and most of you can relate. Picture this SCENARIO~ I’m at work and receive a call from my hubby Ryan whom was home alone caring for our young son, Logan. He shared with me that…
Odd Things in Common!!!
What do these items have in common, Clippers, Bottled Water, Pirate eye patch, One Q-tip, Headset and Green Zombie mixture?!?!?! My daughters mess atop the bathroom counter.
Flashback Friday
Argh! Our outfit for “Pirate Night” on the Disney Fantasy!
Flashback Friday
Me (before I became a blonde) and my brother A.J. (Pimpin’ in his fly bow tie) Easter a long time ago! I still hold my Disney Doooney the same way…..no wonder my backs messed up, LOL!
Hubby’s just don’t know when to quit………
Let me catch you up to speed on yesterday’s brutal attack on my psyche~ I’ve had severe lower back pain for three days in a row, so much so I’ve had to resort to my dads back brace, Blue Emu cream and multiple Ibuprofen every 4-6 hours to function upright. My hubby has called me…
Questions I Asked My Hubby (Facebook)!
WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your boyfriend/husband these questions and write down EXACTLY what they say. That’s exactly what I did and these are the words right out of his mouth:() 1. What is something your wife always says to you? Move, I’ve gotta go to the bathroom 2. What makes your wife happy? Going on…
Dawn’s Mishap
So besides being makeup challenged and a self proclaimed dork, I also shouldn’t play on my riding lawnmower. While jumping off of it, I jumped onto a hoe, yes a garden hoe and it swung up and literally hit me in the face, like some dumb stunt scene from an 80’s action movie. It hurt…
My Teenagers~Quote of the Day!
After my son’s surprise Mickey head art on Grand Theft Auto (so thoughtful), my daughter started making fun of his actual character on the game and he said “My gosh Peyton you bully me so much, now your even bullying my character on GTA!” Then they both laughed…..Oh the joy of teenagers:()
Hubby~ Creeper?
Let me start by saying my hubby loves to sneak up on me any chance he gets. So one day, I was in my master bath and thought I heard him creeping in the house to scare me. So I yelled out “I know you’re there CREEPER!” After a few seconds he didn’t…
Bonus Surprise at Daddy’s Doctor Appt!
It was a gorgeous Tuesday morning, which I guess made an ideal day for my dad’s annual checkup. I was with the usual road-dog gang; mom (69), dad (82) and moi’ (age is just a #). We arrived after fifteen minutes and waited in the lunch room, just kidding the WAITING room for my dad’s appointment time. Nothing out of…
Marriage Dream Come True!
My hubby said come with me to the garage as he held this large rod/pole in his hand, I said Why? He said, I just rewired the drill and want you to hit me with this in case it shocks me. I said, Gladly~Dream Come True! P.S. He didn’t get shocked, but I hit…
Son looks like Carrot Top!
Woke up today with my bathroom sinks, tub and sons head, face, ears and one elbow (go figure) dyed reddish orange. YEP~ right before Palm Sunday Church. This is how he went to church today~
Crappy Day~Literally!
Nothing starts your day off crappy than an overflowed toilet and I do mean CRAPPY! LOL…. P.S. Even more ironic/funny when you find a toilet image on Google images……..(funny in itself)………. and try to save it as your image for a blog post and realize you can’t use “toilet” as the file name because you already have one named…
Wonder Why my Daddy’s late to his Dr’s Appt?
He forgot his toothies and had to go back home to retrieve them! True story, Haha……
I hate it WHEN
My children drink out of the communal two liter bottle of soda~ then I pour in glass not knowing! Yuck , kid cooties:(
Logans~ Quote of the day!
”Mama tie my shoe, I’m eating a ice cream cone!”
Travel Funnies
A bug zapper INSIDE a Mississippi gas station and above a table peeps eat at~ GROSS!
Happy Anniversary Ryan
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Hubby’s Quote of the day!
While watching BATMAN with Michael Keaton, my hubby said “It’s the only Batman movie where I hope the villain wins!” He never understood that chose and honestly neither did I.
Is this WEIRD?
Just for fun one day, I threw a pie in my hubby’s face while he was mowing the grass. The sophisticated plan~ I hid behind our car until he came around and then I let him have it. Only problem~ the pie was still frozen, so when it hit his face, it literally fell straight to the ground. I RAN!
Mishaps after long day of painting!
Only this could happen to ME!!!!! Long day of painting, I originally thought I would play a more supervisory role in this quest, but lets get real, that NEVER happens~ SHOCKER, I’m a control freak and my hubby had to watch the LSU game with his dad. So he had a paint intermission for almost 4 hours,…
What happens when my electricity goes out!
Well lovely South Bossier electricity wanes in & out often, even on beautiful days, such as today. Electricity out, luckily I planned on grilling for dinner, so no big deal, I marinated chicken breast the night before and veggies were ready to be grilled. Everything was going great~ until my outdoor grill caught on fire, literally flames all…
Trolls at the Bingo Parlor!
My title by no means refers to the lack of beauty queens at the Bingo Parlor on a poppin’ Friday night, I’m not that mean. O.K. let me start from the beginning; One Friday night we felt lucky & thought we’d strike it rich at the local Bingo Parlor. This jaunt included the usual suspects: my…
I’m a real man!
This is how my fifteen year old son asked to go bowling with his buddy today “Mom, I’m a man now, I have sideburns and all & I want to go bowling & eat cheesy fries!” So hilarious-sideburns & all
Is this WEIRD?
My daughter tried to pet what she thought was a Siamese Cat outside her grandparents home last night. When she got closer, she realized it was a armadillo. Scurrrrred- she ran in the house screaming! Is this WEIRD? (maybe I should get her eyes checked)
Hilarious moment today!
My hubby walked down the hallway today, carrying his salad–all of a sudden I heard what sounded to be a salad mishap all on the floor, I yelled out “Did you spill your salad all over the floor?” he replied “Yes, I did!” at the same time his cellphone went off & Siri said “I figured as…
Logan’s funny “Quote of the day!”
Yesterday, my hubby commented on what a sloppy eater our son is & his response”That’s why I’m going to take my first date to a really FANCY chicken tender place!”
Romantic Birthday Poem from my Hubby (few yrs ago)
“She cooks, she cleans and makes dresses, that’s why baby, you’re the bestest!” Hilariously sweet and no- he’s not five:)
Gesture of ENDEARMENT!
It’s the little things that are romantic to me-This morning for instance; my hubby walked into our room before leaving for work to tell me I forgot to add toilet paper to the shopping list yesterday. WAIT– that’s not the romantic part, THIS is– he brought the remaining toilet paper out of our main bathroom…
What do the words-Morbid, Brownies & kids have in common?
While visiting the cemetery today, I shared my “Funeral” wishes with my teenagers. “When I croak, I want cremated & sprinkled in areas that are special to me.” (not legal-shh) My daughter was totally against the idea of me being cremated – a little shocked because she revels in torturing me here on earth/why not in death- just…
Female Sasquatch
O.k., I admit it-I have an addiction! I watch a ton of trash “reality” shows. The one show that specifically gets my hubbies gears grinding is “Mob Wives” particularly one person on the show, lovingly nicknamed “Big Ang”, if you watch the show, you’re undoubtedly laughing your ass off right now, because you get it…I’m not…
Peytons Accomplishment verses Logan’s surprise at the DMV
At the DMV the other day, waiting for my daughter to physically get her Drivers License, I noticed everyone had an extra cup or two of CRAZY, as if we were at Wal-Mart, my family included. Nearing the 2nd HOUR of our “INTERESTING” standing room-only wait, we witnessed all sorts of folks from youngin’s to old…
Son’s NOT so responsible
What do a knife, fire & opened door have in common? All the things my young teenage son did wrong- his first time home alone & all within one hour of me being gone! A large knife to cut an orange, a lighter he used to start incense & an unlocked back door he opened to patio, so he could…
Dorky things I do!
I multi-task so often, sitting on the toilet has become quite the chore–I’m constantly finding things to clean, straighten or fix while doing you know what! Weird I know……
Is this WEIRD?
Yesterday, I told my son to change into warmer clothes to come with me to the store being the temperature was 37 degrees, so he changed from a t-shirt & khaki slacks with no shoes into blue shorts, the same t-shirt, SLIPPERS & last but definitely not least a Batman winter mask/hat! REALLY….
Our “NUN” Car Convo
While driving to dinner this evening, I noticed what I thought to be a Nun through my rear view mirror. I said to my kids “Is that a nun behind us?” no I thought– it couldn’t be, she has flashy earrings on. I also don’t think nuns would have something hanging off their rear view mirror, unless it was a cross! “My…
This is GROSS!
While biking one day with my hubby & brother, I decided to take a shortcut, right into sewage, it literally stopped me in my tracks & shit splattered all over my arms, face & ponytail. GROSS!
Young LOVE & Video Games
My daughter told her boyfriend the other day, how sweet this picture was online–it went something like this “Ladies, if your boyfriend pauses a video game to text you back—MARRY him!” Peyton showed her boyfriend this picture online & he responded by saying “I text you during my video games all the time——–then my daughter smiled——————then he quickly interrupted her romantic…
$12 & My Son Logan
My son begged to go to the grocery store the other day, odd because usually he begs NOT to go. But this day he had an agenda, he had $12 dollars to his name & it was burning a hole in his pocket. I sat in the car, while he went into the grocery store like…
Odd things in my car!
This mixture of items are in my car right now: Fake Party Poop, Bag of Potatoes, Walking Dead Poster & Worcestershire Sauce, is this weird?
Dogs gonna get it!
My dog “Riley” chews off her collar or harness any chance she gets. This morning I took her out with a brand new harness on. Somehow she “Houdinied” her way out & ran around the neighborhood almost with a smirk on her Chihuahua face. Picture this—-Me in my jammies chasing her, calling “Here Riley, come here…
You know you’re bored when!
You know you’re son is extremely bored when he downloads a APP for popping bubble wrap & is having a blast playing it:))) I’m one proud mama!!
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 