Tinker Bell or Stinker Bell!

Bath time is normally a moment of relaxation, a time for introspection or just a way to repose after a long week, add a little Moscato and some candles and voila! But, when its time to bathe your cat, it can be downright frightening for you and your furry friend! It’s not an equal playing field, cats have claws and we do not. Tinker Bell’s bath-time didn’t really go…

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Peyton Left to Her Own Devices!

My nineteen year old daughter Peyton loves to sing and sounds quite lovely. She’s fortunate she did not inherit her chops from me, as I’m literally the most awful singer on the planet. I’m so pathetic my hubby jokes that I can’t even hold a tune when humming or whistling, now that’s bad with a capital B………A & D!  Peyton especially enjoys singing when my hubby…

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Give me your~ Bad Mom-ism’s

We all have those days where we just aren’t feeling Mommy-ish. I will preface this by saying; I love my sweet, kind, funny family and cherish being a stay-at-home mom. But in “real life” most days, I and I’m sure you, if you’re being truly honest want to grab your children by their toes and swing…

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My Hubby’s Annoying Addiction! 

My hubby has a very bad habit, obsession, dare I say, an annoying addiction that we’ve never shared with anyone. I cannot, I will not keep his dirty secret any longer. He repeatedly, incessantly, literally nonstop shows us videos, memes or photos from Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Instagram (new fave). You’re probably thinking “Wow, the…

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Full Moon, Anyone?

Last evening while driving home, I noticed a full moon. I said to my teenage son sitting next to me, o.k. on the count of 3, we’re are going to howl at the moon

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No Shame In My Game!

We drove home last Sunday from NOLA returning from our cruise. Somewhere around Baton Rouge we made a pit stop for: gas, restroom & travel goodies! My hubby pumped gas while my job entailed shopping for the goodies: drinks, Funyuns & bubble gum, you know trash food, yay. I made my mile hike to the…

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Funny Memory

My family and I were laughing the other day as we recalled a funny memory that I’d like to share and most of you can relate. Picture this SCENARIO~ I’m at work and receive a call from my hubby Ryan whom was home alone caring for our young son, Logan. He shared with me that…

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Odd Things in Common!!!

   What do these items have in common, Clippers, Bottled Water, Pirate eye patch, One Q-tip, Headset and Green Zombie mixture?!?!?! My daughters mess atop the bathroom counter.

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Flashback Friday

   Argh! Our outfit for “Pirate Night” on the Disney Fantasy!

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Flashback Friday

 Me (before I became a blonde) and my brother A.J. (Pimpin’ in his fly bow tie) Easter a long time ago! I still hold my Disney Doooney the same way…..no wonder my backs messed up, LOL!

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Hubby’s just don’t know when to quit………

Let me catch you up to speed on yesterday’s brutal attack on my psyche~ I’ve had severe lower back pain for three days in a row, so much so I’ve had to resort to my dads back brace, Blue Emu cream and multiple Ibuprofen every 4-6 hours to function upright. My hubby has called me…

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Questions I Asked My Hubby (Facebook)!

WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your boyfriend/husband these questions and write down EXACTLY what they say. That’s exactly what I did and these are the words right out of his mouth:() 1. What is something your wife always says to you? Move, I’ve gotta go to the bathroom 2. What makes your wife happy? Going on…

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Dawn’s Mishap

So besides being makeup challenged and a self proclaimed dork,  I also shouldn’t play on my riding lawnmower. While jumping off of it, I jumped onto a hoe, yes a garden hoe and it swung up and literally hit me in the face, like some dumb stunt scene from an 80’s action movie. It hurt…

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My Teenagers~Quote of the Day!

   After my son’s surprise Mickey head art on Grand Theft Auto (so thoughtful), my daughter started making fun of his actual character on the game and he said “My gosh Peyton you bully me so much,  now your even bullying my character on GTA!” Then they both laughed…..Oh the joy of teenagers:()

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Hubby~ Creeper?

     Let me start by saying my hubby loves to sneak up on me any chance he gets. So one day, I was in my master bath and thought I heard him creeping in the house to scare me. So I yelled out “I know you’re there CREEPER!” After a few seconds he didn’t…

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Bonus Surprise at Daddy’s Doctor Appt!

It was a gorgeous Tuesday morning,  which I guess made an ideal day for my dad’s annual checkup. I was with the usual road-dog gang; mom (69), dad (82) and moi’ (age is just a #). We arrived after fifteen minutes and waited in the lunch room, just kidding the WAITING room for my dad’s appointment time. Nothing out of…

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Marriage Dream Come True!

  My hubby said come with me to the garage as he held this large rod/pole in his hand, I said Why?  He said, I just rewired the drill and want you to hit me with this in case it shocks me. I said, Gladly~Dream Come True! P.S. He didn’t get shocked, but I hit…

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Son looks like Carrot Top!

Woke up today with my bathroom sinks, tub and sons head, face, ears and one elbow (go figure) dyed reddish orange. YEP~ right before Palm Sunday Church. This is how he went to church today~  

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Crappy Day~Literally!

Nothing starts your day off crappy than an overflowed toilet and I do mean CRAPPY! LOL…. P.S. Even more ironic/funny when you find a toilet image on Google images……..(funny in itself)………. and try to save it as your image for a blog post and realize you can’t use “toilet” as the file name because you already have one named…

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