Bath time is normally a moment of relaxation, a time for introspection or just a way to repose after a long week, add a little Moscato and some candles and voila! But, when its time to bathe your cat, it can be downright frightening for you and your furry friend! It’s not an equal playing field, cats have claws and we do not. Tinker Bell’s bath-time didn’t really go…
Category: Dorky Things I do
Lavender Relieve – your ordinary spa becomes EXTRAORDINARY!
Full Moon, Anyone?
Last evening while driving home, I noticed a full moon. I said to my teenage son sitting next to me, o.k. on the count of 3, we’re are going to howl at the moon
No Shame In My Game!
We drove home last Sunday from NOLA returning from our cruise. Somewhere around Baton Rouge we made a pit stop for: gas, restroom & travel goodies! My hubby pumped gas while my job entailed shopping for the goodies: drinks, Funyuns & bubble gum, you know trash food, yay. I made my mile hike to the…
I’m a Runner/Imposter!
It’s funny when I hear the word runner, I tend to think slim, muscular, totally fit people. I run, therefore I am a runner, but sometimes I don’t think the term “runner” applies to me, I almost feel like an imposter. I tend to run themed runDisney races; whoa, Disneyphiles, don’t get your Mickey ears…
*Throwback Thursday* (3 yrs ago) My Worst Day Ever!
Disclaimer::::First of all I pride myself on organization almost to a fault, but nothing could have prepared me for this day. Disclaimer:::: Can you believe that my almost worst day ever began at my happy place, Walt Disney World Resort! I woke up early on my departure day– #1) I called the Magical Express baggage department to…
Spellcheck doesn’t know me at all!
I hate when spellcheck changes my purposefully misspelled words, I thought you got me, but I guess you don’t know me at all!
FBI Cyber Watch List?
Have you ever made a blog post, about a blog post before? I haven’t, till now. I realized after I published a recent blog post, I could possibly be on the FBI “cyber watch list” by complete accident, of course, LOL. So the other day I wrote another one of my “Is this WEIRD” blog…
Argh! Our outfit for “Pirate Night” on the Disney Fantasy!
Late last night my daughter and I heard two extremely loud noises in a row, enough so that I jumped out of the bed to look out my window~ while my hubby laid soundly asleep clueless (my hero.) My daughter ran into my room and met me at my window, what was it we asked…
Questions I Asked My Hubby (Facebook)!
WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your boyfriend/husband these questions and write down EXACTLY what they say. That’s exactly what I did and these are the words right out of his mouth:() 1. What is something your wife always says to you? Move, I’ve gotta go to the bathroom 2. What makes your wife happy? Going on…
My Trash Collectors SUCK!
Anyone else in Bossier sick of the newish (not that new) trash collectors? I’m so tired of calling them back to get the yard waste they didn’t feel like picking up the first time:( I’m not one to complain unless really upset or multiple offenses. I shouldn’t have to call them to do their…
What does Big Red Gum & String Cheese have in common?
Absolutely NOTHING! I chewed some Big Red gum and decided right after to eat some Mozzarella String Cheese, big mistake~don’t do it, not good, not good at ALL!
Not real proud of~
My carb intake today, but the strawberry banana pancakes and bacon bleu cheese burger were amazeballs!
So besides being makeup challenged and a self proclaimed dork, I also shouldn’t play on my riding lawnmower. While jumping off of it, I jumped onto a hoe, yes a garden hoe and it swung up and literally hit me in the face, like some dumb stunt scene from an 80’s action movie. It hurt…
Is this WEIRD?
I sometimes sit in my SUV in my garage because my house is to cold and I need to warm up fast, it’s comfy and warm? Is this WEIRD?
I was bored soooooooo~
I decided to put my makeup on without even looking, not to bad~ maybe I’ll do it more often:()
I’m a maniac these days, well always but especially these days. Life is happening too fast and I would like it to slow down a little bit……O.K. life! Maniac Monday
Let me start by saying my hubby loves to sneak up on me any chance he gets. So one day, I was in my master bath and thought I heard him creeping in the house to scare me. So I yelled out “I know you’re there CREEPER!” After a few seconds he didn’t…
Marriage Dream Come True!
My hubby said come with me to the garage as he held this large rod/pole in his hand, I said Why? He said, I just rewired the drill and want you to hit me with this in case it shocks me. I said, Gladly~Dream Come True! P.S. He didn’t get shocked, but I hit…
Nothing starts your day off crappy than an overflowed toilet and I do mean CRAPPY! LOL…. P.S. Even more ironic/funny when you find a toilet image on Google images……..(funny in itself)………. and try to save it as your image for a blog post and realize you can’t use “toilet” as the file name because you already have one named…
Me likey this fortune better than yesterday’s, a lot better! I swear, I’m not going through multiple fortune cookies for just the right fortune either, because that would be just plain sad:(
Wonder Why my Daddy’s late to his Dr’s Appt?
He forgot his toothies and had to go back home to retrieve them! True story, Haha……
Hero~ Harrison Ford
Harrison Ford is such a bad ass HERO~ he saved himself from his own plane crash! (and he’s still hot)
I actually start cleaning up a mess before I’m finished making it! I’m a maniac!!!!
Quote of the day!
Half asleep this morning & kicked my cat away like I always do when she bugs me, but then quickly realized, oh crap I just had surgery and thought~ “I hope I didn’t kick my stitches out!” I guess its funnier because I’m on pain pills.
Dorky Things I Do!
Sometimes when my hubby is sleeping I fold laundry on top of him~just for my own kicks~he has no idea……It just makes chores more fun:O
Is this WEIRD?
Just for fun one day, I threw a pie in my hubby’s face while he was mowing the grass. The sophisticated plan~ I hid behind our car until he came around and then I let him have it. Only problem~ the pie was still frozen, so when it hit his face, it literally fell straight to the ground. I RAN!
Disney Turkey Leg Rap~
The debut of this popular caveman obsession was Frontierland late 1980’s as a concession Jumbo Turkey Legs, cause quite a reaction, who’s Cinderella & her fella when it comes to this star attraction Disney peeps like to share them walking down Main Street, licking & gnawing at the giant sticks of meat. The thought makes…
Mishaps after long day of painting!
Only this could happen to ME!!!!! Long day of painting, I originally thought I would play a more supervisory role in this quest, but lets get real, that NEVER happens~ SHOCKER, I’m a control freak and my hubby had to watch the LSU game with his dad. So he had a paint intermission for almost 4 hours,…
What happens when my electricity goes out!
Well lovely South Bossier electricity wanes in & out often, even on beautiful days, such as today. Electricity out, luckily I planned on grilling for dinner, so no big deal, I marinated chicken breast the night before and veggies were ready to be grilled. Everything was going great~ until my outdoor grill caught on fire, literally flames all…
Trolls at the Bingo Parlor!
My title by no means refers to the lack of beauty queens at the Bingo Parlor on a poppin’ Friday night, I’m not that mean. O.K. let me start from the beginning; One Friday night we felt lucky & thought we’d strike it rich at the local Bingo Parlor. This jaunt included the usual suspects: my…
My sister & I~ in our home-made shirts ready for “The Price is Right” before the one & only Bob Barker retired!
Baked Potato Anyone?
Today I told my kids I would make loaded baked potatoes for lunch. My son replied “I want Au gratin potatoes!” I said NO, I’m making loaded baked potatoes, its quick & easy. My daughter replied “I want mashed potatoes!” I said NO, What’s wrong with y’all, I’m making baked potatoes there’s no discussion…… …
Disney costs us~ in more ways than one!!!
After coming off a fantastical seven night Western Caribbean cruise on the Disney Fantasy, we realized our bed at home sucked. Every evening whilst on the cruise, I floated off to sleepy~town with no problem, I didn’t need my usual aid “the Golden Girls DVD Collection” like I do every evening at home. Within one week of being home and…
Disney Dooney & ME!
You know how pregnant people have a “glow” about them, I also have that glow but NOT for the same reason (thank goodness). I have it when shopping for my next Disney Dooney & Bourke purse. Make it your new Disney tradition. As a mother, I always give, give, give, you know the feeling!…
Dorky things I do!
I look for old people to help, no matter where I am!
Is this WEIRD?
I’m 42 & my daily vitamins are gummy vitamins! Sometimes 3 or 4 a day, they’re soooo yummy! SHH…
Align,Probiotic—CHECK Fiber One—CHECK Cardizem—CHECK Gummy Vitamin—CHECK (yes, gummy-YUM) OLD WOMAN—CHECK,CHECK!!!!
Adding Video’s to my blog
This week, I’ll add video’s to my blog & soon I’ll start vlogging for fun (video blog) Good Lord help us all!
Gesture of ENDEARMENT!
It’s the little things that are romantic to me-This morning for instance; my hubby walked into our room before leaving for work to tell me I forgot to add toilet paper to the shopping list yesterday. WAIT– that’s not the romantic part, THIS is– he brought the remaining toilet paper out of our main bathroom…
Is this WEIRD?
Every single day– I trip over my laptop cord & I do this ridiculous stare down at it –like I have powers that are going to MELT the cord–you know to let it know I’m furious with it. Is this WEIRD?
Peytons Accomplishment verses Logan’s surprise at the DMV
At the DMV the other day, waiting for my daughter to physically get her Drivers License, I noticed everyone had an extra cup or two of CRAZY, as if we were at Wal-Mart, my family included. Nearing the 2nd HOUR of our “INTERESTING” standing room-only wait, we witnessed all sorts of folks from youngin’s to old…
Dorky things I do!
I multi-task so often, sitting on the toilet has become quite the chore–I’m constantly finding things to clean, straighten or fix while doing you know what! Weird I know……
Disney or Bust
Disney or Bust We persuade peeps to go to Disney all the time. No matter at church, kid’s performance or the grocery line. We’re Disney dorks to the core. No need for apples here, just give us a Dole Whip or Mickey Bar and we’ll chEAR. Our friends ask~ Why Disney, are you sick and…
Hubby “sense of smell”
While putting up Christmas lights on the roof yesterday–my hubby said “Something smells awful” I said “Did you fart?” No, he replied -“Did you put deodorant on? Of course, you know I did– “Did you smell your upper lip?” Now your just being stupid…Then he yells out “Oh shit!” I said “you shit?” He said…
This is GROSS!
While biking one day with my hubby & brother, I decided to take a shortcut, right into sewage, it literally stopped me in my tracks & shit splattered all over my arms, face & ponytail. GROSS!