While putting up Christmas lights on the roof yesterday–my hubby said “Something smells awful” I said “Did you fart?” No, he replied -“Did you put deodorant on? Of course, you know I did– “Did you smell your upper lip?” Now your just being stupid…Then he yells out “Oh shit!” I said “you shit?” He said “That’s the smell, I stepped in dog shit, now it’s on the roof & I must have sat in it!  That’s my man–ladies…Stellar Moment!!