My funny hubby

My hubby sat on the toilet & said “Man this toilet is low, Am I in Elf Land!”

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Has this ever happened to you?

Got in the shower with socks still on your feet? Gee, I have lots on my mind, I’ve done some pretty STUPID things before, but soggy socks hasn’t been one of them!

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Vastly different donations @Goodwill Stores!

Image via Wikipedia My hubby & I were talking about Goodwill Stores (slow conversation day, I guess) and just having fun joking about the items you would find in various Goodwill stores, throughout different States. These are stereotypical references towards the states we mention, really  meant as a fun archetype. Goodwill stores feature gently used and new items for bargain…

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I LOVE it when #6

1. When I get in my car & my favorite song comes on the radio. 2. I don’t have any chores to do that day, rare. 3. I see a mall Santa that looks real (spoiler alert)! 4. My coffee tastes great in the morning. 5. My kids are at school. 6. My kids come home…

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I thought it was the short line!

Do you have this problem also? I meticulously pick my checkout line at every store. I always get the one that appears the shortest, but it never fails, even if it’s just one person in line, it’s the one idiot who trying to return something in the checkout line, does this person really not know about the stores RETURN area…

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Crazy women @ Wally world during Xmas season!

What is it about Christmas that brings out the crazy in women! I’m driving thru Walmart’s parking lot trying to find a space today &  I saw many varieties of women from all ages trying to literally stuff their cars, I know you have an SUV but that doesn’t mean you can buy Billy a big boy bike, Tommy a Go cart &…

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Quote of the day!

You know you’re in the country, when the local gas station sells deer corn by the gas pumps! Dawn 39

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And you thought yesterday was crazy in Dallas!

Picture this,  I’m feverish waking up to a very dreary day outside, rain in the forecast, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of 100% rain before, but that’s what they forecasted in Dallas Texas! It started off with breakfast, hotel was out of butter, a little odd being that a lot of their breakfast items are usually…

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Mall Walking

Mall walking with my daughter & my father, we pretty much walk to every store & shop, while my dad walks the mall. Starting & stopping probably isn’t conducive to good cardio, is it? HA, oh well — We’re getting our shop on! Happy Wednesday!!!!

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I hate it when #9

1. My son decides to play 52 card pick up & I’m the one picking up 2. I forget to set the coffee maker on automatic. So I wake up to no coffee, doesn’t make a great start to my morning or anyone else around me, if you know what I mean. 3. I drive…

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My Son’s BIG mistake

I was doing a few things around the house and I asked my son to grab the laundry, he had already finished his daily chore, but usually when I ask either child to grab this or do that ( extra, small tasks) it’s expected to be done. So this afternoon, I asked Logan to grab a few items from the dryer,…

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WHY, 9 minute snooze?

I was setting my daughter’s alarm clock & she asked about changing the snooze setting, I said you can’t its 9 minutes, they all are, then that got me thinking. Why 9 minutes, that’s unusual, I will research and blog about it, that’s highly important info, that’s probably on everyone’s mind, LOL: All of this information was found on WWW.straightdope.com Consulted…

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Tip of the day! Halloween

14 tips to keep your kids safe and happy on Halloween. 1- Wear make-up instead of a mask.  A mask cuts off your vision and prevents you from seeing cars. Remember your street safety rules about cars, crossings and jay-walking. 2- Go out in a group or with an adult, never by yourself. 3- Wear reflector…

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What to do with leftover Halloween candy

Image by andrechinn via Flickr Set Limitations – Kids need limitations, especially when it comes to candy. You must determine what is right for your family, whether its throwing it out after Halloween night (STUPID) or allowing them one or two pieces after dinner each evening, (BORING). Some parents might allow their kids to keep their bags,…

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I Hate it when #6

1. You’re drying your hair in the bathroom & the hairbrush flies out of your  hand & into the toilet. 2. I poke my gums with a Doritos chip. OUCH! 3. The electricity goes off during one of my favorite show’s finale’s. 4. Rolling up the bottom of the toothpaste. 5. Kids put dirty dishes back in…

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Sewage Survivor!

One day my brother, hubby & I were at Stoner Park bike riding. It was a great day till I yelled out “Come on slow pokes” and rode ahead, right into a giant puddle of sewage that stopped me in my tracks. It flew all in my mouth, hair, socks & shoes & all over my bike. I literally…

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Quote of the day!

If you can weave it, you can achieve it! Jerseylicious Related articles To Weave or Not to Weave…. (vintagefashionjunkie.wordpress.com)

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My GROSS day & yes I’m really going there!

There is not a NON-disgusting way to tell you this, but I will try to streamline it for you. It’s just to funny to keep to myself. Picture this, you’re on the toilet (yuck) and you decide to flush  it while still on it (not sure why, bored, I guess) then all of a sudden, your bottom (butt) feels a little wet,…

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I hate it when #5

1.) Your bra get twisted inside the washing machine & you can’t untwist it. 2.) Little People Big World series went off air. 3.) I have a knot in my shoes laces. 4.) and my kids have knots in both theirs. 5.) I enjoy Jerseylicious. 6.) I pull up at Dairy Queen & they’re out of ALL combo’s (no lie). I was thinking…

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Quote of the day!

Lint in your belly button, a belly booger! Logan 12 THIS PICTURE WAS FOUND ON FLICKR, IT IS NOT  MY ACTUAL BELLY BUTTON, (mine is hairier with pink lint) LOL, hahaha, It is an unpaid, lint infested, belly button, also I hope this person put the lint there as a joke, cause that’s GROSS! Related articles An Easy Way To Clean The…

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I hate it when #4

When someone spits a wad of toothpaste in just cleaned bathroom sink. At a fast food restaurant, I pay for Super size fries and only receive half. I drop a whole roll of toilet tissue in the toilet, and its my last one. My hubby tells me how to drive & he’s had more traffic…

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When hubby is asleep, the wife will play!

My hubby falls asleep hours before me every evening. So I usually get plenty of quality ME time. Some evenings it’s like I’m having my very own slumber party in our room, all centered around my sleeping hubby in our bed. Don’t worry this isn’t a freaky kind of story, he wishes. He doesn’t realize it, but after he’s fallen…

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I hate it when #3

Showering  and you find there’s a hole in your shower cap You run out of hot water in your hotel You run out of gas in your car When I burn macaroni When a recipe calls for something simple like milk and I don’t have it When I’m out of shampoo but I have plenty of conditioner…

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I hate it when #2

I accidently break something and still have to clean it up. I run into my garage wall with my car. When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66. Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge. Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left…

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