There is not a NON-disgusting way to tell you this, but I will try to streamline it for you. It’s just to funny to keep to myself. Picture this, you’re on the toilet (yuck) and you decide to flush it while still on it (not sure why, bored, I guess) then all of a sudden, your bottom (butt) feels a little wet, and then you realize what is happening, the toilet was literally over flowing ON me! Not much to do in that circumstance, but stand up & scream “REALLY” & “GROSS”! Ever happened to you? The rest of the day can only go up from here… Sorry, if I grossed you out, but we all do it, I guess, I just talk about it. My mom will be soooooo proud! NOT!
- Toilet Woes. (ask.metafilter.com)