What do a knife, fire & opened door have in common? All the things my young teenage son did wrong- his first time home alone & all within one hour of me being gone! A large knife to cut an orange, a lighter he used to start incense & an unlocked back door he opened to patio, so he could…
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I HATE it when #41!
1. I open a can with the can opener & the juice from the can spills all over my granite countertops, especially gross when its tuna! 2. I try to grab a glass out of my cabinet & there all in the dishwasher (clean, but in the dishwasher). 3. When sewing & my bobbin runs out…
I HATE it when #38!
1. People forget to put lotion on their elbows–& look like they have elephant skin, gross. 2. I drop food on my shirt, then try to pick it up & it drops to my pants. Not a great way to start the morning! 3. I type a blurb on my iPhone to possibly add to FB, Twitter or a text, not intending to send just…
I HATE it when #37!
1. I find my children & friends have “SCENTSY” wax all over my walls, because they dipped their hands in it……..& I guess threw it on my wall 2. White lint balls get all over the laundry in the dryer. 3. I just cleaned the entire kitchen then hubby & kids messed it up again. 4. Paint gets chipped…
I HATE it when #36
1. The drawer pulls on my kitchen cabinets are loose & no one fixes them, but me. Righty tighty lefty loosey:) 2. Both DVD players in my car don’t have sound, rendering them completely useless! 3. I have the sniffles in church & no kleenex on me. 4. I’m in a drive thru line & I hand them money & drop it in-between the window &…
Cotton Ball Bathroom
Went #1 (tinkle) in the potty today— then quickly realized after it was toooooo late, I had no toilet paper in the bathroom—so what’s a girl to do. I looked over to see what I had to work with & all I could find while incapacitated were cotton balls. So I grabbed a hand full of them &…
Quote of the day!
The WORLD is your canvas, it’s up to you to Paint it!
I HATE it when #25!
1. The kids are rifling through the cabinets in the kitchen & I’m too lazy to see what their doing! 2. My coffee becomes cold, I dislike cold coffee! 3.My family receives bogus phone calls on their cell phone from strangers– wanting strangers. 4. Commercials come on, I hate interruptions…. 5. I get lotion in…
I LOVE it when #12!
1. We arrive home safely from a nice vacation. 2. I’m eating my favorite candy, Lifesavers gummies, Blowpops, Razzles, any Bubble gum, at once. 3. Subway has foot-long sub’s for $5.00! 4. I finish one vacation & start planning another. 5. My kids are confident! 6. My hubby is joyful. 7. Jeff Lewis new show “Interior…
I HATE it when #19
1. My toothpaste tube is at the end of its life & I’ve folded all the way up & then some. 2. I’m watching T.V. at one volume, then a commercial comes on & its twice the volume! 3. Larry the cable guy wears sleeveless shirts, which is always. 4. People think all Louisianan’s live by a swamp,…
Momma makes change!
My mother went to our neighborhood grocery store to pick up a few items the other day. After checking out she received her change & put it her pocket (no big deal, right?) She walked towards to the service desk gleefully, almost skipping – in hopes of winning with a LUCKY powerball ticket she was going to purchase, suddenly she realized change was falling…
Hot Springs with Senior Citizens
Picture this scenario: We’re in my car in Hot Springs celebrating my mom’s 66th birthday with the usual suspects-My senior citizen parents (don’t act like it) two kids (12, 14) & myself (driving) & my mom’s holding all weekend an “Over the hill” wand with glitter we gave her and saying “jaWONG” her special magic word. I pass up the street I…
Quote of the day!
“Don’t pick pots & pans over your boys, even if they are 40 & 42, unmarried & still living at home!” Hoarders TV show.
I LOVE it when #2
1. Everything is going my way 2. My kids don’t make D’s & F’s. 3. While on phone with my cell phone provider they don’t switch me to nine different people from nine different countries. 4. My pen has ink. 5. I have a funtastic trip to plan. 6. My son forgets his trombone at…
You know your kids are bad! (not mine)
When at Home Depot your given a paint stick by the employee & your not buying paint! haha
I Hate it when #6
1. You’re drying your hair in the bathroom & the hairbrush flies out of your hand & into the toilet. 2. I poke my gums with a Doritos chip. OUCH! 3. The electricity goes off during one of my favorite show’s finale’s. 4. Rolling up the bottom of the toothpaste. 5. Kids put dirty dishes back in…
Snow Cones & Clowns
Is it normal for two Clowns & a Snow Cone lady to live within a few blocks from my home? Related articles World Clown Association (iloveclowns.wordpress.com)
Dairy Queen-NOT! My, blast from the past.
About 26 years ago, Dairy Queen– Blizzards were born, and I was 13. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on one and flip it over like the commercials slogan Upsidedownrightthick, my parents made a special trip to Dairy Queen just for the big event. We confidently ordered oreo blizzards all around, they flipped the blizzards upside down & gave them…
Snoring “Annoying”
My freaking hubby snores faithfully every single night and not just a little dainty sound. Picture this, a train track, you’re the smart car (the most useless car ever invented, I’m sorry if you have one, no really- sorry you have one) you’re little ugly car tire gets stuck on a piece of gum on the track, REALLY…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 