You know how pregnant people have a “glow” about them; I also have that glow but NOT for the same reason (thank goodness). I have it when shopping for my next Disney Dooney & Bourke purse. Make it your new Disney tradition; I’m sure your hubby would love me, more like blame me for your new-found…
Category: Dorky Things I do
Odd things in my car!
This mixture of items are in my car right now: Fake Party Poop, Bag of Potatoes, Walking Dead Poster & Worcestershire Sauce, is this weird?
Dogs gonna get it!
My dog “Riley” chews off her collar or harness any chance she gets. This morning I took her out with a brand new harness on. Somehow she “Houdinied” her way out & ran around the neighborhood almost with a smirk on her Chihuahua face. Picture this—-Me in my jammies chasing her, calling “Here Riley, come here…
Fun on my son!
Today while making egg salad sandwiches– I thought it would be funny to throw eggs at someone, so I decided on my target-Logan my 13 yr old son……..Hubby & I lured him in the front yard & had at him, so fun—-you should try it!!!!! Related articles Egg Salad is Going the Way of…
I LOVE mowing the lawn!
NOT!!! That’s all I have to say…… P.S. If I had to use the old timey lawn mower (in my picture)–I’d just shoot myself first:( then someone else would have to do it–haha:) BUT then I would be dead & that would suck-really bad…………… Related articles Using Lawn Mower Reviews Efficiently (lawnmowermodels.wordpress.com) Bermuda…
Wow, I’m getting old!
While on the way to church last Sunday, I rubbed lotion all over my hands & arms — then I quickly realized it wasn’t lotion at all, it was conditioner. “I’m OLD” I thought it was odd when my arms turned white with foam, but the smell was pleasant, so I just kept rubbing it on, again…
Is this WEIRD?
When my hubby gets out of bed in the morning, I make it up on his side, even though I’m still in it…Is this WEIRD?
Is this WEIRD?
I still use my “FAVE” Mickey Mouse coffee cup– even though the dishwasher broke the handle off of it*O* Shhh, its our secret!
Bug or Bobby Pin?
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw something black in my hair, first thought “AHHHHHHH” wasn’t a thought, I lied it was a–half scream. Then I realized it wasn’t a bug, it was just a bobby pin, & I laughed:)
“Hurricane DAWN” 1972
I was joking with my friend Andrea the other day about her being the current Tropical Storm. I told her if my name “Dawn” ever came around, I’m sure I would be a hurricane. Ironically I looked it up, here’s what I found: Hurricane DAWN, Get this, it was the YEAR I was BORN!!! Does…
Does this happen or just to unlucky ME?
I walked through my kitchen the other day “la, dee, da, da, da” & all of a sudden I got this extremely sharp pain in my toe, I hopped over to my kitchen chair– screaming “Owie, oh, OW,OW,OW,OW,OW,OW & some other explicit words…….which gained the attention of my son, hubby & actually my teenage daughter,…
Gum Ball – tooth?????
What does a gum ball, nerd candy & a tooth have in common? I chewed a gum ball today & noticed something hard as I chewed, I thought it was nerd candy, but unfortunately, it was not–it was a piece of my tooth! Disgusting:(
Myths about Mothers Day!
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY The toughest job ever Lets get REAL, on Mother’s Day—-some mothers don’t want a bunch of hand-made crap their kids were forced to make in school. No fruit baskets either, we deserve to eat Carbs this day. We don’t really want flowers either, just something else we have to keep alive & clean up after. Forget chocolates & champ’s,…
Hints for “MY” Mother’s Day!
1. The always nice “breakfast in bed”! Bagel thin & peppered bacon, yummo! 2. Shiny NEW Ray Bans — Hubby, you know which pair I like, (the kids don’t have any money, so front them some) hint:) I tried them on the other day, REMEMBER:) 3. I’m served all day, waited on hand & foot with a SMILE – by…
Is this Weird?
While grilling in my backyard, I heard my dog chewing on something loudly. Upon further inspection, are you ready for this–it was some kind of JAWBONE, yes I said JAWBONE–with yellow-gnarled up teeth still in tact. OMG I was terrified it was human & we would need CSI, so I snatched it out of my dog’s mouth…
4 or 41 Is this WEIRD?
Celebrated my 41st Birthday today, looked more like a 4 year olds… Just some of my gifts—-Candy, Candles, Candy, Fountain & More Candy. Is this WEIRD?
Our Intellectual Conversation!
Walking at the Boardwalk this evening my hubby & I shared a very intellectual, stimulating-conversation, it went something like this: “You know they should have Dancing with the Hobo’s instead of Dancing with the Stars!” I said, —True–Stars have money, hobo’s don’t, that way hobo’s could earn some extra cash & pick up a new hobby/trade….
What’s that smell?
I tried to clean out my car today & smelled this foul odor. So I looked under my seats — thought it could possibly be meat that slid under my seat from a grocery bag (happened before) or worse, a dead squirrel possibly cooked in my engine, my mind was all over the place. (more…
Is this WEIRD?
When I was younger, I watched the “Jefferson’s” T.V. show, hold on that’s not the weird part———————— & would eat a bowl of corn everytime, BAM—that was! Not really sure why corn, I think I thought it was sophisticated, yummy! Is this WEIRD? Related articles Corn Crazy (lorielle3636.wordpress.com) The Best Advice About Corn I’ve Ever Written (aroundthenest.com)
Cotton Ball Bathroom
Went #1 (tinkle) in the potty today— then quickly realized after it was toooooo late, I had no toilet paper in the bathroom—so what’s a girl to do. I looked over to see what I had to work with & all I could find while incapacitated were cotton balls. So I grabbed a hand full of them &…
My “GROSS” find!
This “Dead RAT Surprise” was waiting in my backyard yesterday. So I put my big girl panties on (granny) & put my shirt over my nose (like that was going to protect me from rat cooties) & shoveled it up & into a trashbag, not my fondest hour:( Just hope no other family members are…
One of my MOST embarrassing moments ever (oldie but goodie)
On our recent visit to Disney World a few weeks ago, I experienced one of my most embarrassing moments EVER . The Beach Club Resort was our home away from home on this trip & Concierge Level to boot, ooh la la, or better yet HA HA HA (you’ll see why). 9:45 in the morning…
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Mom behaving badly?
My son & I were picking up dinner at Little Caesars tonight. I was so upset I couldn’t find my party pack coupon (4 pizzas, 2 liter drink + crazy bread) so I was digging in my purse, my car, everywhere. I just had it this freaking coupon! I went ahead & just gave Logan the money to pick it…
Lokea & Hubby????
Yay, I’m so excited! Today while driving my daughter to play practice, I noticed a new store going in a few miles from my home. A bright blue sign said “LOKEA” HMM, I turned around to get a better look & realized it was a “local IKEA” delivery store……I didn’t know they existed, I’m thrilled. Every time I visit my sister…
My fave place besides Disney
RED MANGO, YUM!
You know you’re pathetic WHEN:
You know you’re REALLY pathetic when –you chose to eat leftover chinese food in your bed at 1:37am. It gets worse–the next morning, I found a piece of rice stuck to my neck! At least it wasn’t an eggroll! YAY me, Mrs Pathetic!!!!!
Happy Birthday Dear Blog!
One year ago, I made my first blog entry, so that makes today my blogs birthday!! Let’s Celebrate: Happy Birthday to Dawnsdorkydiary, Happy Birthday to Dawnsdorkydiary, Happy Birthday to you & many more!!!! My blog wish***Health & Happiness to everyone & lots of entertaining new posts! Thanks for sharing my diary with me, I appreciate you all!
I LOVE u this much!
If you want to show LOVE to your hubby in a new & exciting way, just plant flowers in his favorite sports team colors: LSU purple & gold (yellow, close enough)
Teenage son’s gym shoes
Opening my freezer I had quite the surprise this evening. My thirteen year old son Logan decided that his dirty gym shoes would smell better if he put fabric softener in them & put them in my freezer…… I was soooo grossed out, I baby barfed & screamed at the same time, which was gross! Then…
Is this Weird?
I have toilet tattoo’s. Makes a decorative toilet!
I’m Officially Elderly!
I went for a practice 3.1 mile run this evening– preparing for my runDisney 5k this Saturday. Just a half mile into my run I fell & cut my knee, elbow & hand! I dropped pretty hard to the ground–dusted the concrete off my new Bobo’s– did the infamous look around to see if anyone saw me & had a quick pity party…
New Riding Mower
My hubby was out of town for work & I had to make an executive decision on a riding lawn mower at Lowe’s Home Improvement Store, I bought it and this is how I sold it to him over the phone: “It’s green and has a headlight & a pretty little drink holder to hold…
Hurricane’s a comin’
School in Bossier Parish is officially closed for Hurricane Isaac! Kids are thrilled! Hubby is happy because his job has been rescheduled for a later date. Tonight hurricane pizza party, movies & cuddling up family time! Some wind gusts in Bossier already reported 36 mph, but the sun’s out, very misleading! Stay safe everyone affected…
McDonald’s
It never fails every time I go to the drive thru at McDonald’s,I always have to pull up to the red line & wait because my order is never ready.Tonight I waited at drive thru window for 5 minutes then moved up to red line for another ten minutes for three dipped cones!!!! When I…
Sonic Drive In & Handicap Parking—Why???
Can you say odd! We pulled up to “Sonic Drive-In” this evening for a quickie dinner & I almost pulled in a handicap parking space, then the kids & I looked at each other & giggled, why would anyone ever get out of their car at a drive-in….Car hops come to you, there’s no public restroom…and it was a distant…
Anything goes!
When traveling I realized that anything goes! I forgot my pillow for traveling, so I grabbed the next best thing, a roll of paper towels! It was pretty comfy, better than my hand!
Is this WEIRD?
When my hubby is in the kitchen & I’m in our bedroom, I will yell or call him on his cell to bring me things, like glass of ice water, sweet & low for my coffee, chips, etc? I guess I should change the title of this post to: Is this LAZY? Lol……..he is closer…
Colbie Caillat
Colbie Caillat VIP seating for daughters birthday weekend, not to shabby!
Surprise Booby Appearance
It’s my daughters 15th birthday so we decided to go bowling, play pool, eat, then shopping. As we’re walking in front of a beautiful fountain, families were making wishes together and I’m pretty darn sure their wish was not seeing my right boob make a surprise appearance-all because my Birthday girl stepped on my sundress!…
Flip’s off the diving board!
My daughter mentioned going to our neighborhood pool tomorrow & I said “I would go with you, but I just colored my hair.” She said “Good– then you should have your hair colored everyday.” I replied “I would LOVE to show you my flips off the diving board!” My daughter then stated “Oh yeah that sounds like fun going to…
Is this weird?
I like to eat raw peeled potatoes, when preparing mash potatoes!
Dallas+Me+Kids+Grandparents+T.V.=Tooth?
Well, well, well, it has been a very interesting day to say the least. Here’s the visual: On our way to the “Big D”, just 10 minutes into the trip! I’m driving with my mom as my co-pilot & a large bag of candy in between us, Papa & Peyton in second row & my…
Disney Diva’s Weekend & 5K @WDW
My hubby gives life to all my dreams!
My Son or Cherry Pies?
I ran in my parents home to retrieve my son while hubby waited in his truck! I came out of the house with two cherry pies & my hubby said “You went in for our son and came out with pies, good trade!” & we gave each other dap! Hahe
I Hate it when #23!
1. I need a clean towel out of the linen closet & its empty! 2. I pick up clothes out of the dryer & as I’m carrying them, they slowly fall one by one out of my hands & onto the floor & as I try to pick them up I drop another. I have two laundry baskets I never seem…
Homemade Chicken Tortilla Soup
Ingredients: 4 oz unsalted butter (1 stick) 4 oz extra virgin olive oil (1/2 cup) 2 oz bacon drippings ( 1/4 cup) 2.5 oz green bell pepper ( 1/3 cup) 8 oz yellow onions ( 1 cup) 4 oz celery ( 1/2 cup) 4 oz carrots (1/2 cup) 1/2 bunch cilantro (stems included) 1 teaspoon…
This is GROSS!
Cleaning the toilet sucks, but its especially disgusting when the toilet juices fly up in my face, eyes & hair while cleaning it……..This is Gross!
My Glorious Morning, 5 things that shouldn’t have happened!
It started out at the crack of DAWN (LOL) & a massive headache: 1.) My hubby woke me & informed me, he’s going fishing–BIG No No, it’s so hard for me to go to sleep & when I am, don’t wake me, especially if it’s still dark outside, don’t people write notes anymore. Headache began. 2.)I actually fell back asleep with coaxing…
Embarrassing!
My hubby in store, tired & holding my purse! It doesn’t happen often usually he refuses, I caught him off guard….HAHAHAHA! I think the purse really brings out his eyes..If only his basketball buddies could see him now, JEALOUS…HAHAHAHAHA
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 