My hubby held his phone up to me, with a quote on it–“You’re my Nemo, if you got lost in the big blue ocean- I’d come find you!” I said “Awwwww, I’m your NEMO!” then he ruined the moment by saying “You got it wrong, it said “You’re my IGMO!” Sweet moment lost!!!!WAH
Tag: Husband
I HATE it when #41!
1. I open a can with the can opener & the juice from the can spills all over my granite countertops, especially gross when its tuna! 2. I try to grab a glass out of my cabinet & there all in the dishwasher (clean, but in the dishwasher). 3. When sewing & my bobbin runs out…
Hubby “sense of smell”
While putting up Christmas lights on the roof yesterday–my hubby said “Something smells awful” I said “Did you fart?” No, he replied -“Did you put deodorant on? Of course, you know I did– “Did you smell your upper lip?” Now your just being stupid…Then he yells out “Oh shit!” I said “you shit?” He said…
This is GROSS!
While biking one day with my hubby & brother, I decided to take a shortcut, right into sewage, it literally stopped me in my tracks & shit splattered all over my arms, face & ponytail. GROSS!
Is this Weird?
When my hubby is asleep, I lay things on top of him, like fabric, magazines, etc. & when he rolls over or moves abruptly–I’m annoyed & tell him “Stop wiggling!” Is this WEIRD?
Is this WEIRD?
The day I went into labor, I played nine holes of golf with my hubby, Is this WEIRD? Actually my game was better, because my tummy was my guide, best golf I ever played!
Does your hubby love you like this?
My hubby LOVES me this much! He held the Dove breast up to his heart & said “I (held Dove breast shaped like heart to chest) you!”
Hubby’s Disney Tip of day!
Play golf after 3pm on weekdays at WDW. Great way to save money & not too many people on the course….
Fun on my son!
Today while making egg salad sandwiches– I thought it would be funny to throw eggs at someone, so I decided on my target-Logan my 13 yr old son……..Hubby & I lured him in the front yard & had at him, so fun—-you should try it!!!!! Related articles Egg Salad is Going the Way of…
I HATE it when #37!
1. I find my children & friends have “SCENTSY” wax all over my walls, because they dipped their hands in it……..& I guess threw it on my wall 2. White lint balls get all over the laundry in the dryer. 3. I just cleaned the entire kitchen then hubby & kids messed it up again. 4. Paint gets chipped…
Is this Weird?
While grilling in my backyard, I heard my dog chewing on something loudly. Upon further inspection, are you ready for this–it was some kind of JAWBONE, yes I said JAWBONE–with yellow-gnarled up teeth still in tact. OMG I was terrified it was human & we would need CSI, so I snatched it out of my dog’s mouth…
Hubby’s Worst Nightmare!
Today, I told my hubby about my new favorite late night T.V. channel, QVC. I went on & on about this Bernini 3 tier patio fountain that I ordered at 2:15 in the morning. As I’m bragging about it being cordless & that it included 6 different water spouts, two different toppers: a pineapple or a planter….He said Wait, wait just a second 2:15 A.M.?–“Nothings worse…
Hubby’s “Quote of the Day!”
My hubby said ” I thought I found a dead body today!” I shockingly said WHERE? (like it would matter) Sounding oddly disappointed he stated, “but it was just a pile of clothes in a pasture!”
I HATE it when #34!
1. I open a brand new bag of chips & it rips down the side. 2. I try to pour the same chips in a bowl & because the bag is ripped, they spill all over the place—some even fly through the air- but NONE land in my bowl. At least I don’t have to pick them up…
My hubby’s GPS!
My hubby’s GPS asked if he would take unpaved roads for a shorter distance to his job location, he selected YES. While driving down an unpaved road in the middle of nowhere he came upon a road sign that said “Road may be hazardous when creek is up” so he worried a little wooden bridge might be ahead. His…
I HATE it when #32!
1. I purposely don’t pick something off the floor, because I’m waiting to see how long it will take another family member to pick it up. It NEVER EVER happens–I end up picking it up anyways. Then next week I do it again–& I act surprised when its the same outcome. 2. I have to reach my hands in…
I LOVE it When #21
1. Women get along & aren’t bitchy with one another..RAISE each other UP girls, not down! 2. My nail polish goes on smoothly & dries quickly. 3. I don’t have to listen to Sofia Vergara, Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek’s voice, if I don’t want to! ICK 4. I hear the song “Over the Rainbow” 5. My…
Quote of the day!
“A family that squatches together, stays together!” My hubby Ryan #FindingBigfoot
I HATE it when #29!
1. Toothpaste gets all over everything, the lid, countertop, sink, bottom of toothbrush– but it never stays on the toothbrush, it stays on everything its not suppose to, ever notice that? 2. The plastic things in woman’s shirts/dresses that are supposed to help you hang it easier, but in actuality they come out of your clothes when wearing them every…
I LOVE u this much!
If you want to show LOVE to your hubby in a new & exciting way, just plant flowers in his favorite sports team colors: LSU purple & gold (yellow, close enough)
Is this WEIRD? with a Rap….
My family, mainly my hubby tries to trick me, all the time into eating weird animals! Like squirrel, rabbit, snake, alligator & other oddities, like balls of something & I mean balls! They giggle or smirk when asking me to try something, they think if they mix it with stew or roux, I’ll try it–I’m on to…
New Riding Mower
My hubby was out of town for work & I had to make an executive decision on a riding lawn mower at Lowe’s Home Improvement Store, I bought it and this is how I sold it to him over the phone: “It’s green and has a headlight & a pretty little drink holder to hold…
New Puppy Potty Training & Kids, huh?
My hubby said “The way I’m going to potty train the new puppy is to put our kids nose in her poop, so they’ll make sure to take her out!”…..Ok, that’s one way to do it….
I LOVE it when #18
1.The ice dispenser works without spilling ice all over my floor. 2. I can’t figure out the ending of a movie, that’s a good movie…. 3. Pouring a glass of Coke Zero, the foam doesn’t go over my glass. 4. My clothes come out of the dryer wrinkle free & I don’t have to iron them. 5. My…
Is this WEIRD?
When my hubby is in the kitchen & I’m in our bedroom, I will yell or call him on his cell to bring me things, like glass of ice water, sweet & low for my coffee, chips, etc? I guess I should change the title of this post to: Is this LAZY? Lol……..he is closer…
Brownie points 4 Hubby
I’m in my bedroom looking up vacay details & my hubby comes in with his hands behind his back & a goofy grin & then he handed me a single red rose & said “Just because I love you” He’s such a sweetie pie….
While you were sleeping!
My hubby was sleeping & I just laid my hand on his chest & this is what he did—–He held my hand, so I took this pic–AWEEEEEEEE! How SWEET, even when sleeping!!!!!! I got a good one & I know it!
Drivin’
My daughter said “Let me drive!” my hubby said “You have–all day, driving me crazy all day!”
Hubby’s Quote of the day
I’ve got the POWER & you’re a little SOUR! Hubby speaking to our rotten children today.
Some ducks just didnt make it:(
My hubby called to let me know he and two baby ducks had a really bad day–I said WHAT are you talking about???? He told me he was driving through our neighborhood & all of a sudden two baby ducks ran out in front of him. He swerved but couldn’t avoid hitting one, feeling extremely sad he jumped out of the…
Disney Diva’s Weekend & 5K @WDW
My hubby gives life to all my dreams!
I LOVE it when #15
1. My family & friends receive great results from doctor! 2. I paint my nails & they dry without bumping something first. 3. I beat my hubby at anything: Monopoly, Chess, Words with Friends, any contest, argument, air hockey, video games, trivia–get the hint, so fun.. 4. I sneak off in hubbies jeep & a great song comes…
AX–two toed Tommy!
While doing yard work today–my son asked for the ax, I replied “I don’t think sooooo” he said “Come on, I already have guns (shotguns in locked gun cabinet)–what could I possibly hurt?” My hubby replied “AX– two toed Tommy that question!!!!! HEHEHE, so funny..
What does a cat & a boat have in common?
My hubby and I were pulling our boat down our subdivision the other day and a stranger pulled up next to us. Driving next to one another we unrolled our window’s & the stranger asked did we have a black cat, we said no—-WHY? She said one just jumped out of your boat! That’s what…
Embarrassing!
My hubby in store, tired & holding my purse! It doesn’t happen often usually he refuses, I caught him off guard….HAHAHAHA! I think the purse really brings out his eyes..If only his basketball buddies could see him now, JEALOUS…HAHAHAHAHA
Ziplining Turtle
My hubby was driving to the golf course & on his way he noticed a sweet turtle- a little late though, well actually way too late–it was under his tire kinda LATE. Before he knew it, he nipped the corner of the turtle’s shell with such force, it catapulted the sweet turtle thru the air & into the woods….
Hubbies new toy!
Just in time for Summer! My daughter pretending to hold on for dear life! At parents home, to show jeep…. Related articles Daughter’s cell-phone & Hubby! (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
You know your co-worker is a redneck when!
My hubby showed a co-worker this picture of his latest catch, from fishing recently with our son. In the background of the picture you’ll see a large orange tractor — hubby said “See what I got me, yesterday?” & the co-worker replied “Is that your tractor, man?” Totally ignored the big fish…..
It’s someone specials Birthday!
My Hubby RYAN’s Special Day! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear hubby, happy 39th birthday to you & many more! Special day for a special man!
Hubbies “Spring/Summer treats!”
Pick up Red seedless grapes from the grocery store: rinse off with water, then put them in a bowl & just stick them straight in the freezer! In an hour take some out & pop them in your mouth, delicious & healthy snack! Our kids LOVE them…. Related articles Grapes (myberryfarm.wordpress.com) Grape Mask (positiveboomer.wordpress.com)
My hubbies phone call!
My hubby called earlier & asked what I was doing & this is what I said– reading Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang new Chelsea Handler book, also on my blog adding post and watching “The Voice” on our DVR! Multi-tasking…..
I HATE it when # 20
1. I’m seated on a plane by a stranger for almost six hours and no window on either side of me! 2. The person behind me that I tried not to make eye contact with, is bored in the grocery store line & talks my ear off. 3.My whole family falls asleep at the LAX airport…
I LOVE it when #11
1. I’m less than a week from our families first Hawaiian Vacay! 2. All my luggage makes it to the original destination when I do! 3. We have Summer temperatures in Winter. 4. My hubby goes bike riding with me. 5. I gain new blog followers! 6. I find a new favorite song or artist. 7. Riding my…
My son’s NON-listening ear’s!
My hubby said “Logan get your shoes on, when I get back, you’re picking up sticks in the yard, while I mow!” My hubby exclaimed “Logan, did you hear me, then what did I just tell you to do?” Logan replied “You want me to give you a life jacket while you row!” that’s what Logan heard– when…
Quote of the day!
My hubby said “I bet you 100 dollars to a pickle, no one fed the dog tonight!”
Quote of the day!
“House-shoes I wanted to wear you today, but I can only find one of you!” Per hubby
FLYING
I said to my hubby “Can you believe my mom use to fly with my dad.” (pilot, Cessna) My hubby said “I don’t even like riding in a car with him!” LOL, it was so funny to me… Related articles Keep Flying to Keep Our Flying Right-of-Way (johnandmartha.kingschools.com)
Sweet!
My son walks by his dad today & said “Thanks daddy for working so hard!” Sweetest thing, to bad these moments are few & far between, but I guess that’s what makes them so special….
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 