Tag: Family
Logan’s Bathtub request!
I walked past the bathtub today & my son yelled out “Mama, bring me my sword & my laptop!” Odd request….he didn’t get either.
Romantic Birthday Poem from my Hubby (few yrs ago)
“She cooks, she cleans and makes dresses, that’s why baby, you’re the bestest!” Hilariously sweet and no- he’s not five:)
I HATE it when #43
1. I come up with a brilliant idea after the fact. 2. I can’t get a lid off a jar or cap off a soda. 3.I squeeze the ketchup & it spews all over the place & makes that weird annoying noise. 4. Someone (kids) puts the empty butter container back in the fridge- nothing like…
Throwback Thursday
Kids at World Showcase in EPCOT!
Hubby & the Bible!
Hubby & I were talking on the phone to each other, as we usually do as a married couple & he announced out of the blue “Ewww, poor guy- he’s so ugly. You know Dawn, in the Bible when it said something like your body is a temple- treat it well, its your carrier to life…
Odd place for dog poop!
Nothing like smelling dog poop when waking up in the morning. I looked all over my room, I even asked the dog, she was tight-lipped. I didn’t see it anywhere-went back to bed & couldn’t get the smell out of my nostrils, I finally gave up & fell back to sleep. When I awoke, the…
No Zombies!
I said “Logan, get off your video games & come spend time with me & daddy?” He said “No, there are no zombies to kill with y’all!” Awesome Sauce
Throwback Thursday!
Logan & I on the Conch Train,in Key West Florida.
I HATE it when #42?
1.I plug-in my laptop to charge, then it becomes unplugged from laptop, then wall, then middle of cord connecting the two, frustrating. Oh, it’s also real fun, when I trip over the entire thing once its fully plugged in. Damn it 2. I get car sick, actually happens a lot! 3. I get a pedicure…
I LOVE it when #26
1. I’ve had my first cup of coffee in the morning, still not a morning person. 2. I’m People watching, so fun! Right ladies? 3. I laugh at myself, it happens a lot-big surprise! 4. I’m on a low carb diet & actually enjoying the food. 5. My laundry is caught up & I find money…
Flashback Friday
Meme, Peyton, Papa & Logan
Throwback Thursday
Logan, Peyton & Me in Crested Butte Colorado
Son’s NOT so responsible
What do a knife, fire & opened door have in common? All the things my young teenage son did wrong- his first time home alone & all within one hour of me being gone! A large knife to cut an orange, a lighter he used to start incense & an unlocked back door he opened to patio, so he could…
I HATE it when #41!
1. I open a can with the can opener & the juice from the can spills all over my granite countertops, especially gross when its tuna! 2. I try to grab a glass out of my cabinet & there all in the dishwasher (clean, but in the dishwasher). 3. When sewing & my bobbin runs out…
Dorky things I do!
I multi-task so often, sitting on the toilet has become quite the chore–I’m constantly finding things to clean, straighten or fix while doing you know what! Weird I know……
Is this WEIRD?
Yesterday, I told my son to change into warmer clothes to come with me to the store being the temperature was 37 degrees, so he changed from a t-shirt & khaki slacks with no shoes into blue shorts, the same t-shirt, SLIPPERS & last but definitely not least a Batman winter mask/hat! REALLY….
Hubby “sense of smell”
While putting up Christmas lights on the roof yesterday–my hubby said “Something smells awful” I said “Did you fart?” No, he replied -“Did you put deodorant on? Of course, you know I did– “Did you smell your upper lip?” Now your just being stupid…Then he yells out “Oh shit!” I said “you shit?” He said…
Our “NUN” Car Convo
While driving to dinner this evening, I noticed what I thought to be a Nun through my rear view mirror. I said to my kids “Is that a nun behind us?” no I thought– it couldn’t be, she has flashy earrings on. I also don’t think nuns would have something hanging off their rear view mirror, unless it was a cross! “My…
This is GROSS!
While biking one day with my hubby & brother, I decided to take a shortcut, right into sewage, it literally stopped me in my tracks & shit splattered all over my arms, face & ponytail. GROSS!
I LOVE it when #25!
1. I leave the casino a winner! 2. The sequel to a movie is just as good as the original! 3. My dog throws her own toy & amuses herself! 4. My hubby has a weekend off & we’re outta here…. 5. I’m able to snag 50 cent conies at Sonic on Halloween! 6. I have…
I HATE it when #40!
1. I tug on the toilet paper in a public restroom & one microscopic piece breaks off at a time, all while hovering over the commode…..Gross 2. I have a dishwasher full of dirty dishes & find out I have NO dish tabs! 3. My Chihuahua “Riley” is outside basking in the sunlight & two extremely ogre sized German…
Quote of the day
“When your kids start talking to you in #Hashtags, their spending way too much time on social media!”
I HATE it when #39
1. I bite real hard into my juicy food & into the dang fork, it’s worse than nails on a chalkboard to me. 2. My teenage daughter screams for no apparent reason at totally random moments. 3. I get lotion in my wedding ring. 4. My DVR cuts off the end of my T.V. show. 5. My plans change unexpectedly….
Is this WEIRD?
When I was little – I named my Uncles horses “Thunder” & “Lightning” & told friends at school they were mine. Is this WEIRD? (Wishful Thinking)
My Crappy Morning
Woke up at 3:34 am with mild food poisoning, felt like death, fell back to sleep at 6:00am only to wake to the sound of my daughter asking ” Is something burning, I smell fire!” Well of course that got me up -( what kind of mother would I be if I didn’t) my son burnt’…
Fun on my son!
Today while making egg salad sandwiches– I thought it would be funny to throw eggs at someone, so I decided on my target-Logan my 13 yr old son……..Hubby & I lured him in the front yard & had at him, so fun—-you should try it!!!!! Related articles Egg Salad is Going the Way of…
Wow, I’m getting old!
While on the way to church last Sunday, I rubbed lotion all over my hands & arms — then I quickly realized it wasn’t lotion at all, it was conditioner. “I’m OLD” I thought it was odd when my arms turned white with foam, but the smell was pleasant, so I just kept rubbing it on, again…
Around & About at Aulani
Around & About at Aulani Aloha! I know visiting Hawaii is on your families bucket list and visiting Aulani Resort & Spa is no exception. My ohana was fortunate enough to visit Spring 2012. Aulani offers magical activities & entertainment to delight the entire family, but I want to switch it up a bit. I want to…
My crazy son
I asked my son why he wears a ring (manly), he said “it adds a little fun to my finger!” Haha, ok!
Is this WEIRD?
When my hubby gets out of bed in the morning, I make it up on his side, even though I’m still in it…Is this WEIRD?
Is this WEIRD?
I still use my “FAVE” Mickey Mouse coffee cup– even though the dishwasher broke the handle off of it*O* Shhh, its our secret!
Disney Facts & Tips!
Top TEN Disney Facts Well #1 not really a secret, but I would definitely suggest when entering all the Theme Parks except Animal kingdom, go Left instead of right –being that most peeps are right-handed & tend to go that direction. Also another fave of my family’s is to jump on the Walt Disney…
Does this happen or just to unlucky ME?
I walked through my kitchen the other day “la, dee, da, da, da” & all of a sudden I got this extremely sharp pain in my toe, I hopped over to my kitchen chair– screaming “Owie, oh, OW,OW,OW,OW,OW,OW & some other explicit words…….which gained the attention of my son, hubby & actually my teenage daughter,…
Rosacea Diagnosis-
I was recently diagnosed with Rosacea. Picture this, My hubby & I were lying next to one another in bed (head out of the gutter) as I read the Mayo Clinic website on symptoms of Rosacea. I read this out loud: Hubby replies in red. A flushed, red face with sensitive, dry skin that may burn or sting. — He…
Is this Weird?
While brushing my teeth, my hair & necklace fell into the line of fire–every time I spit my toothpaste out. At least my hair & necklace look whiter! Is this WEIRD?
What’s that smell?
I tried to clean out my car today & smelled this foul odor. So I looked under my seats — thought it could possibly be meat that slid under my seat from a grocery bag (happened before) or worse, a dead squirrel possibly cooked in my engine, my mind was all over the place. (more…
I HATE it when #35!
1. Juice from my veggies runs into other foods on my plate, especially a hamburger bun—Yuck-no one likes soggy buns, hehe. 2. An empty can of Pringle’s is put back in the pantry! 3. My inside dog drags trash out of the kitchen trash can. 4. I hear my outside dog chewing on something loudly as I’m grilling…
Hubby’s Worst Nightmare!
Today, I told my hubby about my new favorite late night T.V. channel, QVC. I went on & on about this Bernini 3 tier patio fountain that I ordered at 2:15 in the morning. As I’m bragging about it being cordless & that it included 6 different water spouts, two different toppers: a pineapple or a planter….He said Wait, wait just a second 2:15 A.M.?–“Nothings worse…
Is this WEIRD?
I arrive home and find myself carrying these items from the car— a red hobo scarf, beans, son’s sweater, ziplock of weenies, & a playbill. Is this WEIRD?
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 