I HATE it when: I get deodorant on the outside of my shirt and I’m oblivious till late in the day, plus it’s so suppose to be an invisible solid! I get into the shower and find out that my bath soap is practically gone, like melted or shriveled up looking! How does this even…
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I HATE it when!
1. I get cheese stuck under my finger nail. 2. A bowling ball smushes one or all of my fingers. 3. My hubby’s light bulb goes out in his lamp on his side of the bed and days go by with no change. Doesn’t it bother him?????? 4.When a commercial comes on five times louder than the original tv…
Hubby’s just don’t know when to quit………
Let me catch you up to speed on yesterday’s brutal attack on my psyche~ I’ve had severe lower back pain for three days in a row, so much so I’ve had to resort to my dads back brace, Blue Emu cream and multiple Ibuprofen every 4-6 hours to function upright. My hubby has called me…
Gestures that are “HOT” when you’re married!
~Gestures that are “HOT” when you’re married. It might not be the fairytale you dreamt, but this is the real in reality: When my hubby cleans out the garage without asking him too! In the same day he picks out two perfectly sized yellow mums for the front porch, H-O-T, HOT!! He texts “I love you” to…
Maniac Monday
I’m a maniac these days, well always but especially these days. Life is happening too fast and I would like it to slow down a little bit……O.K. life! Maniac Monday
Hubby~ Creeper?
Let me start by saying my hubby loves to sneak up on me any chance he gets. So one day, I was in my master bath and thought I heard him creeping in the house to scare me. So I yelled out “I know you’re there CREEPER!” After a few seconds he didn’t…
Marriage Dream Come True!
My hubby said come with me to the garage as he held this large rod/pole in his hand, I said Why? He said, I just rewired the drill and want you to hit me with this in case it shocks me. I said, Gladly~Dream Come True! P.S. He didn’t get shocked, but I hit…
Is this weird?
At night when Ryan is sleeping soundly, I adjust his covers because his big ole’ leg is sticking out and he looks cold! I also fluff his pillow when he’s sleeping because he looks uncomfortable and I do it when he’s awake too, it drives him nuts. Woot! Is this WEIRD?
Happy Anniversary Ryan
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Throwback Thursday
My fam at Enchanted Garden Restaurant onboard the Disney Fantasy!
Sunday Fun~day
Began with Coffee on the balcony overlooking the lake on a beautiful sunny Sunday morning. Followed up with a day of family boating.~Sunday Fun~day!
I HATE it when #47
1. When I take a drink of what I think is diet coke & its sweet tea, its disgusting because I didn’t expect it, I expected diet coke. 2. When I see or accidentally touch anyone’s dried booger, and if it just so happens to be bloody ~gag me with a pitchfork. 3. Someone is determined…
Is this WEIRD?
Convo with hubby tonight~ Hey you know how I don’t work outside the home & I’m on the laptop a lot, he said “Yes!” I said there’s no reason why I don’t fill out sweepstakes everyday online. Imagine how much we could WIN! Is this WEIRD?
I HATE it When #46
1. My hubby turns on every light in our bedroom to help aid in his search for a t-shirt, then leaves the room without turning off a single light! 2. The kids throw cotton balls, q-tips & other trash at the bathroom trash can, rather than in it. 3. I’m watching my HGTV home renovation shows…
Throwback Thursday!
#TBT
Hilarious moment today!
My hubby walked down the hallway today, carrying his salad–all of a sudden I heard what sounded to be a salad mishap all on the floor, I yelled out “Did you spill your salad all over the floor?” he replied “Yes, I did!” at the same time his cellphone went off & Siri said “I figured as…
Hubby & the Bible!
Hubby & I were talking on the phone to each other, as we usually do as a married couple & he announced out of the blue “Ewww, poor guy- he’s so ugly. You know Dawn, in the Bible when it said something like your body is a temple- treat it well, its your carrier to life…
Sweet “Finding NEMO” Quote from my hubby!
My hubby held his phone up to me, with a quote on it–“You’re my Nemo, if you got lost in the big blue ocean- I’d come find you!” I said “Awwwww, I’m your NEMO!” then he ruined the moment by saying “You got it wrong, it said “You’re my IGMO!” Sweet moment lost!!!!WAH
Happy Anniversary Hubby!
Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile, thinking of u makes me smile, being with you is the best thing ever, & loving you is what I’ll do forever! I LOVE you….Happy Anniversary
This is GROSS!
While biking one day with my hubby & brother, I decided to take a shortcut, right into sewage, it literally stopped me in my tracks & shit splattered all over my arms, face & ponytail. GROSS!
Is this Weird?
When my hubby is asleep, I lay things on top of him, like fabric, magazines, etc. & when he rolls over or moves abruptly–I’m annoyed & tell him “Stop wiggling!” Is this WEIRD?
Does your hubby love you like this?
My hubby LOVES me this much! He held the Dove breast up to his heart & said “I (held Dove breast shaped like heart to chest) you!”
Fun on my son!
Today while making egg salad sandwiches– I thought it would be funny to throw eggs at someone, so I decided on my target-Logan my 13 yr old son……..Hubby & I lured him in the front yard & had at him, so fun—-you should try it!!!!! Related articles Egg Salad is Going the Way of…
It’s someone specials Birthday!
My Hubby RYAN’s Special Day! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear hubby, happy 39th birthday to you & many more! Special day for a special man!
Carpooling & Orange cones
Everyday I drop off & pick up my child at school. They have large, bright orange cones set out in a special pattern for carpoolers’ to follow (so us ding-dong, mothers in the giant vehicles, don’t hit a kid) doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out. But somehow every single day, the orange cones are spread…
Hubby & Tampax
I don’t use coupons often, but my sis gave me a coupon for tampax, $1.00 off, SCORE! Since I’ve been watching extreme couponing, I thought that dollar would be a great beginning, you have to start somewhere right! I was busy one evening and asked my hubby to run grab me some items from the store,…
I hate it when #2
I accidently break something and still have to clean it up. I run into my garage wall with my car. When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66. Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge. Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left…
Quote of the day
Its all fun and games until we’re feeding your momma thru a straw. Ryan 38
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 