Don’t live life so seriously peeps:) Enjoy!
I’m a maniac these days, well always but especially these days. Life is happening too fast and I would like it to slow down a little bit……O.K. life! Maniac Monday
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once!
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming –WOW, What a RIDE!”
1. I open a brand new bag of chips & it rips down the side. 2. I try to pour the same chips in a bowl & because the bag is ripped, they spill all over the place—some even fly through the air- but NONE land in my bowl. At least I don’t have to pick them up…
What you think about, you bring about! Big dreams— brings big LIFE!!!!! SOAR HIGH…. Related articles Today’s Daily Inspirational Quote (dominicspoweryoga.com)
“People come into your life for a reason, season or a lifetime!”
1. I’m walking by a cabinet & my silk jammies get wrapped around a drawer pull & it yank’s me back & the cabinet open. You’d be surprised how often this happens!!!! 2. I let another driver over in front of me & they don’t wave thank you! RUDE….. 3. I’m driving through a Wal-Mart parking lot and people don’t get out of…
My hubby gives life to all my dreams!
While being served a plate of Hamburger & French fries, my son said “I wish for two things in life, that bad food was healthy for you & that the more you eat the more weight you lose!” My twelve year old’s life philosophy, sounds GREAT to me!
Paralysis through Analysis! Update: I LOVE you LSU but you had paralysis tonight! Snap out of it..NOW!!!
Image by Stephen Edgar – Netweb via Flickr Act as if what you do makes a difference, It does. William James
Begin to be now – what you will be hereafter. William James
“My hubby can testify to my stupidity!” Dawn 39
Dang, it’s easier to get the top of a child-proof Tylenol bottle than cellophane off a new CD, it took me forever!
1. I have to clean my hairbrush & people you are supposed to do that! 2. People put their toilet paper on wrong, the pull tab is supposed to be over top! 3. You drop your last piece of something delicious on the floor longer than the 30 sec rule & you eat it anyway! 4. I…
1. I open a brand new bag of chips & there broken up in little pieces. 2. I trip in public & act like it was someone elses fault so I don’t look so stupid, in essence looking more stupid. 3. I drip toothpaste while brushing my teeth on scarf or shirt. 4. People butt dial…
I accidently break something and still have to clean it up. I run into my garage wall with my car. When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66. Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge. Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left…
Love life, in return it will love you back! Dawn 39