First~ Stop Whining, Start Winning! These are positive, constructive ways to help use your time wisely with so many kiddos and parents STUCK at home! I’ll break this down into two groups: Adults/Kids! With no further ado, lets get this quarantine party started! ADULTS Begin your Spring Cleaning. With a virus out and about, deep clean…
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Dorky things I do!
I multi-task so often, sitting on the toilet has become quite the chore–I’m constantly finding things to clean, straighten or fix while doing you know what! Weird I know……
Disney or Bust
Disney or Bust We persuade peeps to go to Disney all the time. No matter at church, kid’s performance or the grocery line. We’re Disney dorks to the core. No need for apples here, just give us a Dole Whip or Mickey Bar and we’ll chEAR. Our friends ask~ Why Disney, are you sick and…
Our “NUN” Car Convo
While driving to dinner this evening, I noticed what I thought to be a Nun through my rear view mirror. I said to my kids “Is that a nun behind us?” no I thought– it couldn’t be, she has flashy earrings on. I also don’t think nuns would have something hanging off their rear view mirror, unless it was a cross! “My…
I LOVE it when #24!
1. My hair looks great! 2. I find a new perfume scent! 3. Running doesn’t feel like pain. 4. I plan the perfect vacation for someone. 5. I make my hubby suffer through every season of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” Atlanta,” “Beverly Hills,” New Jersey,” “New York.”….LOL 6. Tamar Braxton is on any TV show, she’s…
My Crappy Morning
Woke up at 3:34 am with mild food poisoning, felt like death, fell back to sleep at 6:00am only to wake to the sound of my daughter asking ” Is something burning, I smell fire!” Well of course that got me up -( what kind of mother would I be if I didn’t) my son burnt’…
Our Intellectual Conversation!
Walking at the Boardwalk this evening my hubby & I shared a very intellectual, stimulating-conversation, it went something like this: “You know they should have Dancing with the Hobo’s instead of Dancing with the Stars!” I said, —True–Stars have money, hobo’s don’t, that way hobo’s could earn some extra cash & pick up a new hobby/trade….
Quote of the day!
It’s not your job to like me, it’s mine. – Byron Katie
New Word to me!
Wanderlust — is a strong desire for or impulse to wander or travel and explore the world.
Keeping with the RAT theme
My son told me a story (loosely based), it involved a Boy, Gym Class & a Rat, weird combo, huh? In gym class the other day, a kid changed into his gym clothes & a rat jumped out & the boy screamed at the top of his lungs & ran out of the locker room. I don’t know if this…
“Quote of the day!”
“As long as it’s not quacking-while he’s doing the whacking, I’m ok!” Kim- Real Housewives of Beverly Hills I felt this quote needed elaboration — regarding a duck they were preparing.
Disney Quote of the Day
“Somehow I can’t believe there are any heights that can’t be scaled by a man who knows the secret of making dreams come true. This special secret, it seems to me, can be summarized in four C’s. They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy and the greatest of these is Confidence. When you believe a…
This is what I’m dealing with!
I received a text message from my daughter. She informed me, her school had an extremely emotional “Veterans Day” assembly today. Peyton said she boo hooed through the whole event & then asked the craziest question. “For Christmas can I get my pilot’s license, if you LOVE me–you’ll let me!” This is what I’m dealing with….. UGH– NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
McDonald’s
It never fails every time I go to the drive thru at McDonald’s,I always have to pull up to the red line & wait because my order is never ready.Tonight I waited at drive thru window for 5 minutes then moved up to red line for another ten minutes for three dipped cones!!!! When I…
Hot Dogs in Heaven!
My son said “There better be hot dogs in Heaven or I’m going some place else!” I said, God’s in heaven! Then he said “There’s gotta be hot dogs in Heaven or it wouldn’t be Heaven!” Related articles 10 Weird Hot Dog Facts (fooducate.com)
I LOVE it when #17
1. It’s a lazy day at home. 2. My kids go outdoors & do something, anything! 3. We’re in the jeep & what was a beautiful day has now turned very cloudy & I pray-don’t let it start until we’ve arrive home & it worked, literally right when we walk in the door—down pour!!!! Magical powers…
Flip’s off the diving board!
My daughter mentioned going to our neighborhood pool tomorrow & I said “I would go with you, but I just colored my hair.” She said “Good– then you should have your hair colored everyday.” I replied “I would LOVE to show you my flips off the diving board!” My daughter then stated “Oh yeah that sounds like fun going to…
Quote of the day!
“He farts glitter!” Joan Rivers! Related articles Doc of the Day: Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (daysofdocs.com)
I LOVE it when #11
1. I’m less than a week from our families first Hawaiian Vacay! 2. All my luggage makes it to the original destination when I do! 3. We have Summer temperatures in Winter. 4. My hubby goes bike riding with me. 5. I gain new blog followers! 6. I find a new favorite song or artist. 7. Riding my…
Cody hilarious once again on Dual Survival
OMG, he is soooooooo naturally funny & I know you have to see the show to appreciate the full pleasure & joy he brings me. Picture this scenario a hurricane has hit the Dominican Republic & Dave & Cody are in the disarray of it all & hungry. Dave finds a beehive filled with bees, Dave…
I LOVE it when #8
1. I’m finally getting excited about our trip to Aulani (Hawaii) 6 weeks, yeah 2. I’m tan. 3. My new toothpaste whitens my teeth. 4. My son washes his hands after using the restroom without me telling him too. 5. My son uses a towel to dry his hands after washing them instead of his shirt….
Finding Bigfoot with facebook!
We’re watching “Finding Bigfoot” & I said to my hubby: What if the team’s in the woods @ night time & actually find bigfoot, what will they do? He said you know, exchange Facebook information, Twitter, etc. Hilarious!!!! I was thinking more along the lines of karate chop, shoot, run, headbutt, in today’s times– he might just exchange techie info!!!!!…
Quote of the day!
My son Logan informed us of his dream, when he gets older to own a store & hide geo’s all around it! #Geocaching Related articles How Good Is Your Maths? A Maximum Number Of Geocaches Challenge (notaboutthenumbers.com) Geocaching (teensread.wordpress.com)
My crazy son said——
Surrounding- Raining at Lake house in Hot Springs–My son said “Hey mom, can I go fishing?” I said ” Its raining & you have no bait!” he said “I’ve got a hook & high hopes, & I can put some peppered ham on the hook, we ate it!” HAHAHHAHA it was classic……………..
Finding Bigfoot
Marathon is on, Yippee! New season begin’s in January!
I hear the Jersey Shore house
Is up for rent, for the bargain price of $2500 a night, are the cooties, crabs & crawlies included! YUCKY……… Related articles ‘Jersey Shore’ fans can rent house for $2,500 per night (nj.com)
Sewage Survivor!
One day my brother, hubby & I were at Stoner Park bike riding. It was a great day till I yelled out “Come on slow pokes” and rode ahead, right into a giant puddle of sewage that stopped me in my tracks. It flew all in my mouth, hair, socks & shoes & all over my bike. I literally…
Daddy & the “Stanky leg”
My hubby chased my daughter around the house today, threatening that he was practicing & perfecting the “STANKY LEG” for when he & I chaperone the next High School dance. She was horrified, it was wonderful! Good times, good times!
Quote of the day!
You can’t fight with CRAZY! Housewives
Quote of the day!
Make your haters, your Congratulators! Jerseylicious Related articles Haters/ by Maya Angelou (jeuneafriqueza.wordpress.com)
Quote of the day!
If you can weave it, you can achieve it! Jerseylicious Related articles To Weave or Not to Weave…. (vintagefashionjunkie.wordpress.com)
Anonymous toenails
Nothing worst than finding someone elses toenails on your living room floor.
Dairy Queen-NOT! My, blast from the past.
About 26 years ago, Dairy Queen– Blizzards were born, and I was 13. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on one and flip it over like the commercials slogan Upsidedownrightthick, my parents made a special trip to Dairy Queen just for the big event. We confidently ordered oreo blizzards all around, they flipped the blizzards upside down & gave them…
I hate it when #2
I accidently break something and still have to clean it up. I run into my garage wall with my car. When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66. Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge. Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left…
Fall days & Corn Maze
Saturday’s here and football’s near, that’s not all. The Dixie Corn Maze is calling my family this weekend. It is a local family farm that transforms in October to a Halloween fright fest. My only fear is getting lost in the 20 acre maze, and having to go number 1 or even worse number 2. The maze design this year honor’s, Seal Team 6. It has a colorful…
Lego Tomahawk
My son was showing my hubby the “lego tomahawk” he just built, he said “look how strong it is?” as he hit it against the desk, and it cracked in a million pieces on my bedroom floor. Guess it could be stronger!
Snoring “Annoying”
My freaking hubby snores faithfully every single night and not just a little dainty sound. Picture this, a train track, you’re the smart car (the most useless car ever invented, I’m sorry if you have one, no really- sorry you have one) you’re little ugly car tire gets stuck on a piece of gum on the track, REALLY…
Hubby cheating on me (not really)
After job today, hubby was close to some of our favorite biking trails. He just so happened to have his bike with him, hmmm (magically, I smell a rat) and went without me. He cheated on me(not really-cheated)–how dare he, that’s ok, because tomorrow mine might magically appear with me too, lets just hope its a gorgeous day!
Sasquatch
My mother Christina 65 & daughter Peyton 14 were carrying on a very important conversation, while riding in my car tonight. It went something like this “No meme, sasquatches are lazy people that live in the woods, I hate lazy people!” and my mother actually replied “Leave sasquatches alone, they didn’t do anything wrong!” and the sad thing is,…
Paw paw quote
We’re driving to Hot Springs, Arkansas to enjoy our little vacay spot, as we do about once a month. I drag my parents along for the ride, and good times, good times. I’ve always said my family should have their own reality show, because the crazy things that come out of our mouths & things we do. We…
