I hate it when #3

Showering  and you find there’s a hole in your shower cap You run out of hot water in your hotel You run out of gas in your car When I burn macaroni When a recipe calls for something simple like milk and I don’t have it When I’m out of shampoo but I have plenty of conditioner…

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Dairy Queen-NOT! My, blast from the past.

About 26 years ago, Dairy Queen– Blizzards were born, and I was 13. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on one and flip it over like the commercials slogan Upsidedownrightthick, my parents made a special trip to Dairy Queen just for the big event. We confidently ordered oreo blizzards all around, they flipped the blizzards upside down & gave them…

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I hate it when #2

I accidently break something and still have to clean it up. I run into my garage wall with my car. When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66. Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge. Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left…

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