FLYING

I said to my hubby “Can you believe my mom use to fly with my dad.” (pilot, Cessna) My hubby said “I don’t even like riding in a car with him!” LOL, it was so funny to me… Related articles Keep Flying to Keep Our Flying Right-of-Way (johnandmartha.kingschools.com)

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Persistently annoying…..

Sometimes don’t you wish you didn’t do such a good job teaching your growing child. Well a lot of things I teach comes back to bite me in the butt! I’ve always taught my children be persistent, don’t give up! Well my darling son Logan did just that, when trying to get rights back for…

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Momma–Quote of the day!

As I’m driving today, I decide to rub lotion on my hands (bad idea), I said “Momma, I’m steering with my elbows, how’s that make you feel?” she said “No different then when your driving with your hands!” SCARED either way, hahahaha!

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Hot Springs with Senior Citizens

Picture this scenario: We’re in my car in Hot Springs celebrating my mom’s 66th birthday with the usual suspects-My senior citizen parents (don’t act like it) two kids (12, 14) & myself (driving) & my mom’s holding all weekend an “Over the hill” wand with glitter we gave her and saying “jaWONG”  her special magic word. I pass up the street I…

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Logan & Papa

Logan began with “Y’all wish my awesomeness would rub off on you” then papa countered with “No, you wish my intelligence rubs off on you!” its WAR…

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My dad & I and plenty CRAZY!

So we’re off mall walking today, and just talking crazy, no really– talking about crazy & CRAZIER people. We laughed about the silly stuff we came up with –I was telling him, how there are differences of CRAZY,  I told him “I’m more like the fun CRAZY” & then I said “the real CRAZIES don’t even know their crazy, that’s what…

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I hate it when #12

1. My son gets a library fine on two books he checked out & never READ! 2. When I give money to Salvation Army bell shaker before going into store, then on way out, I don’t give any & they give me dirty looks…. 3. My nail polish chips the same day as I painted them, especially mad, if…

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And you thought yesterday was crazy in Dallas!

Picture this,  I’m feverish waking up to a very dreary day outside, rain in the forecast, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of 100% rain before, but that’s what they forecasted in Dallas Texas! It started off with breakfast, hotel was out of butter, a little odd being that a lot of their breakfast items are usually…

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Dipsy Doodles:

Never fail, when my son gets out of school, his shoes fly off, socks also, he starts cleaning his toes while still in-car for toe jam (lent) he takes off his belt & uniform shirt. By the time were home, this boy has half his clothes off & lying in the car. While driving to mall…

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Carpooling & Orange cones

Everyday I drop off & pick up my child at school. They have large, bright orange cones set out in a special pattern for carpoolers’ to follow  (so us ding-dong, mothers in the giant vehicles, don’t hit a kid) doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out. But somehow every single day, the orange cones are spread…

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Plumber & Paw paw “I’ll take one for the team!”

The plumber was visiting my dads house a few years ago. Regular occurrence in the neighborhood because it was built around Pecan orchards. I was over visiting, no big surprise. The plumber was snaking the drains, toilets, whatever plumbers snake & he finally figured out the problem.  Mean while, I was sitting at the table enjoying a nice…

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It all started with the Eye Doctor!

Image via Wikipedia The day began so normal, even for me. I had a eye exam and my parents & I were going to fit some flu shots in at our doctor down the street, so they decided to drive me, since my eyes were being dilated. They picked me up 20 minutes before the appointment, I realized on the way there,…

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I Hate it when #6

1. You’re drying your hair in the bathroom & the hairbrush flies out of your  hand & into the toilet. 2. I poke my gums with a Doritos chip. OUCH! 3. The electricity goes off during one of my favorite show’s finale’s. 4. Rolling up the bottom of the toothpaste. 5. Kids put dirty dishes back in…

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I LOVE it When #1

1. I witness a good deed 2. My children are kind to one another. 3. I jump on a trampoline & my pee pee doesn’t leak out. 4. It rains early evening, but not too much as to knock out the cable. 5. At a Doctor’s visit, the Dr. actually see’s you at your appointment time….

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Daddy & the “Stanky leg”

My hubby chased my daughter around the house today, threatening that he was practicing  & perfecting the “STANKY LEG” for when he & I chaperone the next High School dance. She was horrified, it was wonderful! Good times, good times!

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Quote of the day!

We don’t call  Supernanny, we whoop a fanny!  Phoebe

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Calgon take mommy away #1!

It’s hard to be a mommy sometimes, it doesn’t matter what age your kids are, it doesn’t get easier. No one ever tells you this, not your mom,  grandma or even your neighbor. Books aren’t much help either, they make it sound as if raising kids is a joy, pleasure, even at times easy, like…

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Black thongs & third grade

Let me start off by saying, I don’t ever wear thongs. I only own one or two pairs just so my hubby can’t say all my panties look like parachutes, joke. Just the other day he said “Hey Dawn, your parachutes are showing”, I just like to be comfortable…… Well about four years ago my son was in third grade, and I was his…

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Paw paw quote

We’re driving to Hot Springs, Arkansas to enjoy our little vacay spot, as we do about once a month.  I drag my parents along for the ride, and good times, good times. I’ve always said my family should have their own reality show, because the crazy things that come out of our mouths & things we do. We…

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