My hubby had our daughter’s cell-phone in hand today & her new boyfriend texted “Hey, WRUD ?” If you don’t know kids texting lingo- it means What are you doing?” (daughter told me, haha) My hubby thought it would be funny to type back “Shaving my pits!” just to see what he would say………………………………..but decided the wrath of…
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My funny hubby
My hubby sat on the toilet & said “Man this toilet is low, Am I in Elf Land!”
Quote of the day!
“My hubby can testify to my stupidity!” Dawn 39
Quote of the day!
My hubby walked past my son playing Xbox live & said “Logan, Are you playing that Strawberry Shortcake game again!” hubby trying to joke & embarrass him online, he’s such a delinquent! Related articles Strawberry Shortcake Celebrates 30 Sweet Years with First-Ever Digital Comic App (graphicpolicy.com)
Quote of the day!
Playing golf without gambling is nothing more than walking in a park with a bunch of men! Hubby 38
I LOVE it when #6
1. When I get in my car & my favorite song comes on the radio. 2. I don’t have any chores to do that day, rare. 3. I see a mall Santa that looks real (spoiler alert)! 4. My coffee tastes great in the morning. 5. My kids are at school. 6. My kids come home…
Packaging, these days
Dang, it’s easier to get the top of a child-proof Tylenol bottle than cellophane off a new CD, it took me forever!
Grown up Christmas list!
I want a new kitty & a dolly like Billy & Suzy, just kidding! 1. I want to end hunger & war. 2. I wish poverty & crazies didn’t exist, well some crazy is fun. 3. I want my kids to stay buddies forever. 4. I would like my left blinker bulb fixed on my…
I HATE it when #10!
1. I’m wearing a pair of socks & one gets wet. 2. My cat purr’s to loud. 3. My dog runs back & forth in my yard so much, he has a trail in the grass, looks messy! 4. Things are out-of-place! 5. My kids go totally crazy & its hard to control them, usually…
My dad & his skunk!
Around 4:30 one morning, my father phoned my hubby and asked him if he could come over immediately & help him out with a little problem. My hubby rushed over, concerned of what the problem would be so early in the morning. My dad previously in the week had noticed a skunk visiting his backyard a few times, so…
I Love it when #4!
1. When I get great news from my Doctor………………………. 2. I win at BINGO. 3. My DVR records shows I forgot were coming on but really wanted to see. 4. I think I’m out of something & I find out, I do have it. 5. My day is running smoothly. 6. I have will power. 7. I…
Dipsy Doodles:
Never fail, when my son gets out of school, his shoes fly off, socks also, he starts cleaning his toes while still in-car for toe jam (lent) he takes off his belt & uniform shirt. By the time were home, this boy has half his clothes off & lying in the car. While driving to mall…
Oddest gift ever received, can u beat this one?
When my hubby and I were first married, we had our first family Christmas party in our new place. My hubbies family was over opening gifts & my brother-in-law seemed unusually excited for my hubby to open his gift— well we were very surprised, when he unwrapped a Prosthetic Leg. My BIL found in someone’s trash (I think,…
Carpooling, orange cones, saga continues!
Ladies, I was blaming you & I’m soooo sorry! I recently found out that my hubby inevitably is one of the people smashing orange cones in the school parking lot! Here’s how it went down–I’m picking my son up from school yesterday & trying to take a picture of the orange cones, strewn all over the place, to post here for…
Carpooling & Orange cones
Everyday I drop off & pick up my child at school. They have large, bright orange cones set out in a special pattern for carpoolers’ to follow (so us ding-dong, mothers in the giant vehicles, don’t hit a kid) doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out. But somehow every single day, the orange cones are spread…
Quote of the day!
My hubby looked at me sincerely & said ” If it were you & my driver (golf) hanging off a cliff, I would reach for you first!” bout’ ready to trade that driver in anyways!” Ryan 38
It all started with the Eye Doctor!
Image via Wikipedia The day began so normal, even for me. I had a eye exam and my parents & I were going to fit some flu shots in at our doctor down the street, so they decided to drive me, since my eyes were being dilated. They picked me up 20 minutes before the appointment, I realized on the way there,…
Sewage Survivor!
One day my brother, hubby & I were at Stoner Park bike riding. It was a great day till I yelled out “Come on slow pokes” and rode ahead, right into a giant puddle of sewage that stopped me in my tracks. It flew all in my mouth, hair, socks & shoes & all over my bike. I literally…
Hubby & Tampax
I don’t use coupons often, but my sis gave me a coupon for tampax, $1.00 off, SCORE! Since I’ve been watching extreme couponing, I thought that dollar would be a great beginning, you have to start somewhere right! I was busy one evening and asked my hubby to run grab me some items from the store,…
I hate it when #4
When someone spits a wad of toothpaste in just cleaned bathroom sink. At a fast food restaurant, I pay for Super size fries and only receive half. I drop a whole roll of toilet tissue in the toilet, and its my last one. My hubby tells me how to drive & he’s had more traffic…
When hubby is asleep, the wife will play!
My hubby falls asleep hours before me every evening. So I usually get plenty of quality ME time. Some evenings it’s like I’m having my very own slumber party in our room, all centered around my sleeping hubby in our bed. Don’t worry this isn’t a freaky kind of story, he wishes. He doesn’t realize it, but after he’s fallen…
I hate it when #2
I accidently break something and still have to clean it up. I run into my garage wall with my car. When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66. Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge. Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left…
Quote of the day
Its all fun and games until we’re feeding your momma thru a straw. Ryan 38
Pie in face!
Have you ever wanted to throw a pie in someones face, you know like in the movies, or old comedy skits. Well one day while my dear, sweet hubby was working hard mowing the lawn, I decided that today was the day, cease the opportunity, right! I grabbed a pie from the freezer and waited patiently behind…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 