When traveling I realized that anything goes! I forgot my pillow for traveling, so I grabbed the next best thing, a roll of paper towels! It was pretty comfy, better than my hand!
Tag: Family
Hot Dogs in Heaven!
My son said “There better be hot dogs in Heaven or I’m going some place else!” I said, God’s in heaven! Then he said “There’s gotta be hot dogs in Heaven or it wouldn’t be Heaven!” Related articles 10 Weird Hot Dog Facts (fooducate.com)
I LOVE it when #18
1.The ice dispenser works without spilling ice all over my floor. 2. I can’t figure out the ending of a movie, that’s a good movie…. 3. Pouring a glass of Coke Zero, the foam doesn’t go over my glass. 4. My clothes come out of the dryer wrinkle free & I don’t have to iron them. 5. My…
My daughter & I
Wordless Wednesday!
Is this WEIRD?
When my hubby is in the kitchen & I’m in our bedroom, I will yell or call him on his cell to bring me things, like glass of ice water, sweet & low for my coffee, chips, etc? I guess I should change the title of this post to: Is this LAZY? Lol……..he is closer…
Yoga for Dummies!
My son found my “Yoga for Dummies DVD & started working out to it–He was really enjoying himself till the dvd said “Combine this workout with a sensible diet!” then he replied “Shoot, I’m not doing a sensible diet—— I’m doing this, so I can eat whatever I want!!!!!!!!” Hilarious
Deodorizer Fart Pads–Really
You don’t have to be in elementary school to giggle at these in-underwear deodorizer fart pads. Laced with activated charcoal, these ingenious (but not particularly sexy) adhesive pads help neutralize even the most odoriferous of releases. Just think, no more embarrassing silent-but-deadlies midmeeting or blaming that noxious smell on the dog. They’re surely a lifesaver…
Xbox Live or drugs?
My twelve year old son asked “Are you going to buy me a XBOX Live card today?” I said “You have money-if you want it, you buy it, — why should I buy you one anyway, it’s not your birthday or a holiday!” He jokingly replied “It keeps me from doing drugs, I thought you would be happy to buy me one!”
I LOVE it when #16
1. I get to spend time with my niece & nephew! 2. My nail polish stays on longer than 2 days without chipping. 3. A Golden Girls marathon is airing! Even though I have the entire DVD collection. 4. I go to a doctor’s appointment & they don’t rob me blind. 5. My laptop’s mother-board burn’t…
Jeep riding Memorial Day
Enjoying gorgeous holiday with family cruising the mountains in jeep!
My dead butt
I told my kids, I’ll make it easy for y’all, when I’m dead just burn me & split my ashes between the two of you. Then my daughter said “Yeah I’d probably end up with your butt” I replied No, I’ll give you one cheek & your brother the other! HAhahahahaha
Hubby’s Quote of the day
I’ve got the POWER & you’re a little SOUR! Hubby speaking to our rotten children today.
Daddy’s Payback!
Example of how crazy my life is: my daughter takes things & puts them anywhere & everywhere but the place they belong! So my hubby thought he would make sure she remembered this moment–by leaving his nicely trimmed toenails on her makeup table with this note to possibly teach her a lesson! He wanted to…
Dallas+Me+Kids+Grandparents+T.V.=Tooth?
Well, well, well, it has been a very interesting day to say the least. Here’s the visual: On our way to the “Big D”, just 10 minutes into the trip! I’m driving with my mom as my co-pilot & a large bag of candy in between us, Papa & Peyton in second row & my…
Pimp Turtle
I said “Oh no, Logan come quick — your turtle is eating a spider!” He ran in room looked at “Squirt” & replied “It’s because he’s pimp!” Related articles Ziplining Turtle (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle Aquarium & Pee pee (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle food + vacuum = sock (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
Mother’s Day
Happy Mother’s Day Mama, Nana & Maw Maw I hope your day is filled with love, laughter & gifts galore. Relax & enjoy your day, you’ve earned it! Happy Mother’s Day to All History of Mother’s Day Mother’s Day began 150 years ago, when Anna Jarvis, an Appalachian homemaker, organized a day to raise awareness of…
My Son or Cherry Pies?
I ran in my parents home to retrieve my son while hubby waited in his truck! I came out of the house with two cherry pies & my hubby said “You went in for our son and came out with pies, good trade!” & we gave each other dap! Hahe
I Hate it when #23!
1. I need a clean towel out of the linen closet & its empty! 2. I pick up clothes out of the dryer & as I’m carrying them, they slowly fall one by one out of my hands & onto the floor & as I try to pick them up I drop another. I have two laundry baskets I never seem…
AX–two toed Tommy!
While doing yard work today–my son asked for the ax, I replied “I don’t think sooooo” he said “Come on, I already have guns (shotguns in locked gun cabinet)–what could I possibly hurt?” My hubby replied “AX– two toed Tommy that question!!!!! HEHEHE, so funny..
Logan’s Jujitsu!
My son walked in our room & demanded his dad “Hurry & drive me to school–I know jujitsu! My hubby said, really when did you learn this? Logan replied ” I pulled up a 55 minute video on my IPod last night, but really only watched about 10 minutes of it! I guess it was…
Homemade Chicken Tortilla Soup
Ingredients: 4 oz unsalted butter (1 stick) 4 oz extra virgin olive oil (1/2 cup) 2 oz bacon drippings ( 1/4 cup) 2.5 oz green bell pepper ( 1/3 cup) 8 oz yellow onions ( 1 cup) 4 oz celery ( 1/2 cup) 4 oz carrots (1/2 cup) 1/2 bunch cilantro (stems included) 1 teaspoon…
Sucker stick+popsicle stick + bloody bandaid =
Boy’s sleepover! All of these items found on the floor of my den, GROSS!
My Glorious Morning, 5 things that shouldn’t have happened!
It started out at the crack of DAWN (LOL) & a massive headache: 1.) My hubby woke me & informed me, he’s going fishing–BIG No No, it’s so hard for me to go to sleep & when I am, don’t wake me, especially if it’s still dark outside, don’t people write notes anymore. Headache began. 2.)I actually fell back asleep with coaxing…
What does a cat & a boat have in common?
My hubby and I were pulling our boat down our subdivision the other day and a stranger pulled up next to us. Driving next to one another we unrolled our window’s & the stranger asked did we have a black cat, we said no—-WHY? She said one just jumped out of your boat! That’s what…
Is this Weird?
I enjoy hanging out with my parents & I’m 40, they make me laugh! Just thinking about them makes me laugh, is that weird? They’ll really get a kick out of this picture…….LOL!
Embarrassing!
My hubby in store, tired & holding my purse! It doesn’t happen often usually he refuses, I caught him off guard….HAHAHAHA! I think the purse really brings out his eyes..If only his basketball buddies could see him now, JEALOUS…HAHAHAHAHA
Quote of the day!
My sick kiddos doped up on Ibuprofen & I watched “Soul Surfer” in my bedroom, all of a sudden they ended up fighting (big surprise) and my son yelled out “You’re legs know how to wrassle!” not wrestle…it was funny!!!
L is for Loser
Even sick, my two kiddos find a way to annoy one another & ME. While taking my son’s temperature he looked at the thermometer & said “What’s the 7 mean?” I said its a L, not a 7. He said whats the L stand for & before I could answer, my daughter yells out “LOSER” it stands for…
SICK “Quote of the day”
“A family that’s sick together, sticks together!” My mother
Ziplining Turtle
My hubby was driving to the golf course & on his way he noticed a sweet turtle- a little late though, well actually way too late–it was under his tire kinda LATE. Before he knew it, he nipped the corner of the turtle’s shell with such force, it catapulted the sweet turtle thru the air & into the woods….
I LOVE it when #14
1.My sis has a healthy baby girl, my new niece “Marley Vai”! 2. My sis had her baby early & my son CAN attend his girlfriend’s birthday party. Happy 13th Birthday Lexi! 3. I’m sick of eating junk food & ready to start a new low carb diet. 4. I crave something that I actually…
Turtle food + vacuum = sock
My son sometimes throws item’s he doesn’t feel like putting in there rightful place inside his dresser drawer. While looking for a calculator, it’s the first place I chose to look. Instead of a calculator, I found marbles, paint-ball gun, cards, cd’s, batteries & last but not least turtle food which smells funny & by…
Poop & Home Depot
I’m shopping with my family at Home Depot, while enjoying the lumber aisle (NOT) I ran over something brown & mushy that stuck to my buggy tire. It took me a second to realize that it was POOP! Probably because you don’t normally see shit on the floor at a store, maybe at the Circus or the Zoo. Every few steps there it was,…
Funny “quote of the day”
My brother-in-law showed my hubby this sharp little flashlight last night. My hubby asked how much–about $20.00? My BIL said around $65.00, my hubby replied $65.00 for a flashlight–Then I better see into the future with it! Related articles “Quote of the day!” (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
“WATCH OUT!” I told my daughter–
when I’m old & ornery like your papa (always demanding things “Turn off the air.”, ” Get me a sandwich!”), I will act just the same! she replied “You already act like that–NOW!”
Cedar-glades Park in Hot Springs Arkansas, giant tree house!
Beautiful day also a Hot Springs RC Flying Club!
All gone!
I walked past this almost empty cake dish today and did a double take as to nothing but crumbs were left, scavengers!
It’s someone specials Birthday!
My Hubby RYAN’s Special Day! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear hubby, happy 39th birthday to you & many more! Special day for a special man!
Hubbies “Spring/Summer treats!”
Pick up Red seedless grapes from the grocery store: rinse off with water, then put them in a bowl & just stick them straight in the freezer! In an hour take some out & pop them in your mouth, delicious & healthy snack! Our kids LOVE them…. Related articles Grapes (myberryfarm.wordpress.com) Grape Mask (positiveboomer.wordpress.com)
Is this WEIRD?
When I was wee little girl (or teenager), I would lick Doritos & put them back in the bags for my siblings to unknowly eat! HAHAHA, LOL………..Really, I’m so gross….Sorry A.J. & Jenni, How did they taste—SWEETER I’m sure, HA
KIds had fun at first!
Had a blast catching one fish after another till it was time to decide if we were eating them or releasing them, son wanted to eat them, daughter wanted to release them after WW3 broke out, daughter prevailed– we released them….with tears & prayers!! An great moment turned very ugly, very fast! My crazy life… I baited the…
I LOVE it when #12!
1. We arrive home safely from a nice vacation. 2. I’m eating my favorite candy, Lifesavers gummies, Blowpops, Razzles, any Bubble gum, at once. 3. Subway has foot-long sub’s for $5.00! 4. I finish one vacation & start planning another. 5. My kids are confident! 6. My hubby is joyful. 7. Jeff Lewis new show “Interior…
My hubbies phone call!
My hubby called earlier & asked what I was doing & this is what I said– reading Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang new Chelsea Handler book, also on my blog adding post and watching “The Voice” on our DVR! Multi-tasking…..
Is this WEIRD?
I love– actually crave barbecue wavy lays potato chips with dill pickles, literally put the pickles on the chips with the pickle juice on them! Try it, you would be surprised—-and NO I’m not pregnant… Also try getting cheese nachos & popcorn and dumping the popcorn on the nachos & eat them with the cheese on…
I HATE it when # 20
1. I’m seated on a plane by a stranger for almost six hours and no window on either side of me! 2. The person behind me that I tried not to make eye contact with, is bored in the grocery store line & talks my ear off. 3.My whole family falls asleep at the LAX airport…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 