Nothing worst than finding someone elses toenails on your living room floor.
Dairy Queen-NOT! My, blast from the past.
About 26 years ago, Dairy Queen– Blizzards were born, and I was 13. I couldn’t wait to get my hands on one and flip it over like the commercials slogan Upsidedownrightthick, my parents made a special trip to Dairy Queen just for the big event. We confidently ordered oreo blizzards all around, they flipped the blizzards upside down & gave them…
I hate it when #2
I accidently break something and still have to clean it up. I run into my garage wall with my car. When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66. Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge. Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left…
Poems
Poems.
Quote of day
I laughed so hard, a toot came out. (gross) Logan 12
Fall days & Corn Maze
Saturday’s here and football’s near, that’s not all. The Dixie Corn Maze is calling my family this weekend. It is a local family farm that transforms in October to a Halloween fright fest. My only fear is getting lost in the 20 acre maze, and having to go number 1 or even worse number 2. The maze design this year honor’s, Seal Team 6. It has a colorful…
Lego Tomahawk
My son was showing my hubby the “lego tomahawk” he just built, he said “look how strong it is?” as he hit it against the desk, and it cracked in a million pieces on my bedroom floor. Guess it could be stronger!
Quote of day
I found my son clipping his boy fingernails on my bed, shocked when I found him, he said “your lucky I’m clipping them.” Logan 14
Snoring “Annoying”
Snoring “Annoying”.
Quote of the day
No he didn’t blow in jugs. Peyton 14
Trash to treasure
Trash to treasure.
I hate it when #1
I sit down and my thighs double in size I let someone walk in front of my car at the grocery store and they don’t wave or mouth “thank you” I spill coffee all the way down the hall when walking with it I straighten my hair just right, and it starts raining (girls, you feel me)…
Snoring “Annoying”
My freaking hubby snores faithfully every single night and not just a little dainty sound. Picture this, a train track, you’re the smart car (the most useless car ever invented, I’m sorry if you have one, no really- sorry you have one) you’re little ugly car tire gets stuck on a piece of gum on the track, REALLY…
Love life
Love life, in return it will love you back! Dawn 39
Hawaii & WDW
This February my family is traveling to Disney’s Aulani Resort in Oahu, Hawaii. It will be our first trip to the beautiful island, and were thrilled. Also in March (Spring Break) I will be taking the kids on our first WDW trip without my hubby, so that should be interesting. We will be staying at the…
Quote of the day
Its all fun and games until we’re feeding your momma thru a straw. Ryan 38
Hubby cheating on me (not really)
After job today, hubby was close to some of our favorite biking trails. He just so happened to have his bike with him, hmmm (magically, I smell a rat) and went without me. He cheated on me(not really-cheated)–how dare he, that’s ok, because tomorrow mine might magically appear with me too, lets just hope its a gorgeous day!
Bad Day (not me)
You know you’re having a bad day when your car stalls at day care, then while towing your car home, your bumper flies off! (My sister) hahahhahaah, really I don’t know why I’m laughing.
Quote of the day
I swallowed my yawn. Dawn 39
Hatorade
My hubby was bugging me, as all hubby’s do, so I said “leave me alone.” he said “stop drinking so much HATORADE.” Hahahah, get it Gatorade-Hatorade…….hate……he always makes me laugh.
On the trail again
My hubby & I usually go mountain biking on really awesome trails for our area, tonight the kids are going with us, so here it goes, we’ll see if they can hang with the old folks… I will take some pics. Well only one could hang, my son loved it and my daughter hated it….
Lunch & Parents
Going to lunch with my parents is always an interesting adventure. Today we went to Trejos Mexican Restaurant, one of our local fav’s. in between feeding their shirts lunch and my dad talking so loudly the restaurant down the street could hear, nothing that over the top happened! I guess for today, they are safe…
Quote of the day
If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down! Peyton 14
Dance with my hubby
Dancing with the Stars was on tonight, and Susan Boyles sang “Unchained Melodies.” and my hubby & I did an impromptu slow dance. Good times, good times and my daughter loved it!
Hubby & bloody sub
Hubby just now called me and said, “You know what’s really gross?” I said “No, what?” When you buy a six inch sub from Subway and you bite into it and see blood on the bottom of it. He said he then looked at his hands and saw no blood and thought OMG, its not…
Panties & my hubby
My hubby calls me all day long, half the time we’re just rambling about silly stuff or talking about our kids. This particular day he called for an actual purpose. He phoned to tell me to STOP using fabric softener sheets in our dryer once and for all (it makes things cling). Surprised by his…
Church & more of my panties
So were enjoying Sunday at Church when my daughter notices a bump in her dress. She nonchalantly tries to flatten the bump out, but it won’t go away then realizes something is in her dress she reaches up to pull it out & finds a surprise alright, my purple granny panties caught up in the…
Black thongs & third grade
Let me start off by saying, I don’t ever wear thongs. I only own one or two pairs just so my hubby can’t say all my panties look like parachutes, joke. Just the other day he said “Hey Dawn, your parachutes are showing”, I just like to be comfortable…… Well about four years ago my son was in third grade, and I was his…
Dancing with the stars
Maks on Dancing with the stars booty looked great in his WOODY costume! Sorry hubby. My mom said “What a nice WOODY!” hahehahe
Hubbies “sign of love”
My hubby was mowing the grass one day, and said he had a surprise for me. I closed my eyes & walked out back to find my name mowed beautifully in the yard! It’s undoubtedly one of my favorite gifts & it was absolutley free! He gained a lot of thoughtful points that day!
McDonald’s drama
About six months ago, I pulled up at the drive thru line at good ole’ Mickey dee’s to grab dinner (lazy mom). There are two ways to pull thru front & back of restaurant. I usually pull thru the back and enter drive thru line, so I’m in line patiently waiting, I always leave a gap in…
Stop Sign drama
So the other day while driving to pick up my daughter from school, I stopped at a stop sign when I heard the most annoying honk, like someone was having a field day with their horn, laying on it hard. I looked back in the rear view mirror expecting to see a zit faced teenager….
Dad’s quote
My dad 78 is hard of hearing, but conveniently he hears what he wants to. We were driving in my car yesterday and the GPS went off loud saying “Turn left on Walnut street!” in the robotic voice GPS’s have, my dad heard something and whispered “Who said that!”
Parents quote
My mom told my dad today, “You don’t need anymore nuts, you have plenty!” Mom 65
Hubby’s golf quote
My ball landed on a log, really! Ryan 38
Quote of the day
Keep your mouth shut, you”ll let the ignorant out! Jenni 38, sister
Sasquatch
My mother Christina 65 & daughter Peyton 14 were carrying on a very important conversation, while riding in my car tonight. It went something like this “No meme, sasquatches are lazy people that live in the woods, I hate lazy people!” and my mother actually replied “Leave sasquatches alone, they didn’t do anything wrong!” and the sad thing is,…
Favorite real quotes
1. My curiosity is my creativity on the way to discovery! 2. He has no hope who never had fear! 3. Author- a fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with her, insists on tormenting generations to come! 4. Obstacles are things people see when they take their eyes off the…
New to blogging
I’ve only just begun, that’s my mantra! I have lot’s to do, add photos, WDW stories and various trips and future trips! So excuse my beginner status & naivety as a blogger, but I have to start somewhere, right?
Poor Hubby
My son Logan told his dad, he’s not even following him on Twitter! SAD!
Paw paw quote
We’re driving to Hot Springs, Arkansas to enjoy our little vacay spot, as we do about once a month. I drag my parents along for the ride, and good times, good times. I’ve always said my family should have their own reality show, because the crazy things that come out of our mouths & things we do. We…
My quote of the day to my 12yr old
“Hey Logan if you don’t change your clothes, you’re not throwing knives today!” Dawn 39 He just bought a throwing knife with his allowance, the kind you throw at targets, he was excited to practice in the yard (under strict guidance) But we were in a hurry to go to my parents house and he needed to get…
Funny quotes
“I think you sprung your belly button!” Logan 12
Born to be stubborn!
I’ve loved adventure ever since I can remember, I guess you could say I’m a MacGyver of sorts. I was a young child when my mom said “Now Dawn, don’t touch the stove, its very hot, you’ll burn your yourself.” I was a rebel without a cause, a maverick, a fearless four years old bursting to break free with my jovial footsies bouncing on the kitchen…
Pretty painted toenails!
I was bored one evening, me and bored aren’t a good combination. My hubby was asleep as usual, and I wide awake as usual, it was around midnight when I got a clever idea. Let me back track for a moment, my hubby would sleep through a tornado, fall asleep sitting up– like he did while in…
Pie in face!
Have you ever wanted to throw a pie in someones face, you know like in the movies, or old comedy skits. Well one day while my dear, sweet hubby was working hard mowing the lawn, I decided that today was the day, cease the opportunity, right! I grabbed a pie from the freezer and waited patiently behind…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 