I’m a Runner/Imposter!

It’s funny when I hear the word runner, I tend to think slim, muscular, totally fit people. I run, therefore I am a runner, but sometimes I don’t think the term “runner” applies to me, I almost feel like an imposter. I tend to run themed runDisney races; whoa, Disneyphiles, don’t get your Mickey ears…

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#MAKEYourself Beautiful!

It was my first experience with MAKE cosmetics. I have to say, even though the samples were quite tiny, they packed a big punch. The Matte Finish Eyeshadow in Alabaster and Silk Cream Lipstick in Taffy were a perfect complement to one another. I was thrilled with the color choices, as I frequently use a…

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Shingles feels like~

   A giant Wasp drilled his stinger in your body and someone slapped it dead while it was still stinging you! My best way to describe the feeling, oh and that is each rash:( WAH

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Tomorrow is the big day~

Surgeons must be very careful When they take the knife! Underneath their fine incisions Stirs the Culprit — Life!  ~Emily Dickinson, c.1859  

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I LOVE it when #27

        1. My hubby goes to the nail salon with me! 2. HGTV House Hunters International is on. 3. My kids are honest. 4. The women on House Hunters don’t mention the “CLOSET” being all theirs, so annoying (old & stupid joke) 5. My iPhone, iPad & lap top are fully charged. 6. Girls on…

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Finally Some Answers/Health

I’ve had four Rheumatologist appointments thus far, which resulted in referrals for a Nerve Conduction Study, MRI of neck, GI Specialist for nausea & slight abdominal pain which resulted in Colonoscopy & Endoscopy, also a not so pleasurable Lip Biopsy for testing for an autoimmune disorder. Diagnosis so far; My  nausea & abdominal pain have been…

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I HATE it when #39

1. I bite real hard into my juicy food & into the dang fork, it’s worse than nails on a chalkboard to me. 2. My teenage daughter screams for no apparent reason at totally random moments. 3. I get lotion in my wedding ring. 4. My DVR cuts off the end of my T.V. show. 5. My plans change unexpectedly….

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This is GROSS “TIP of the DAY”

It really grosses me out when older females or anyone– mainly older females have dried boogers in their nose. Don’t they feel them when breathing, tickling their nostrils. Here’s a tip ladies more than men–Qtip your nose every morning-NOT so deep you cry, but just enough to get those cliffhangers from dangling & forcing me to have…

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I HATE it when #38!

  1. People forget to put lotion on their elbows–& look like they have elephant skin, gross. 2. I drop food on my shirt, then try to pick it up & it drops to my pants. Not a great way to start the morning! 3. I type a blurb on my iPhone to possibly add to FB, Twitter or a text, not intending to send just…

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My Crappy Morning

Woke up at 3:34 am with mild food poisoning, felt like death, fell back to sleep at 6:00am only to wake to the sound of my daughter asking ” Is something burning, I smell fire!” Well of course that got me up -( what kind of mother would I be if I didn’t) my son burnt’…

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Rosacea Diagnosis-

I was recently diagnosed with Rosacea. Picture this, My hubby & I were lying next to one another in bed (head out of the gutter) as I read the Mayo Clinic website on symptoms of Rosacea. I read this out loud: Hubby replies in red. A flushed, red face with sensitive, dry skin that may burn or sting. — He…

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Is this Weird?

While brushing my teeth, my hair & necklace fell into the line of fire–every time I spit my toothpaste out. At least my hair & necklace look whiter! Is this WEIRD?

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Disney Fact 2

In the 60s, long hair and facial hair was considered to be a sign of hippies, the empire could not afford to be associated with this. Hence a policy was born requiring all male employees to have short hair and no facial hair at the theme parks. It took until 2000 for the theme parks to renege on…

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Disney Princess Half Marathon

Excuse the lumpiness stuffed in my sports bra, I had no where else for my sunglasses…. Oh & I’m a wee bit vain, so excuse the NO makeup, its NOT a cute look–seems when you run 13.1 miles, you sweat–therefore any makeup that was on, is no longer, but I’ll take this accomplishment any day:)))

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Sweet son!

My son sent me this sweet note by remote helicopter!

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Sports Clips & Logan

This past weekend my son received a haircut from Sports Clips, while he’s enjoyed his shampoo, neck rub & warm towel—the hair stylist asked “Oh honey, did you get something cut out of your head & pointed to the back of his head?” My son said “Yes!” Hair beautified & time to depart Sports Clips, we noticed the hairstylist looked a little sad, WEIRD*** I thought….

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Tip of the day

Every week wash your family’s toothbrush in dishwasher or by hand to prevent more germies. Also, If you get sick, throw away the toothbrush & buy a new one, for goodness sake there only a dollar or two…better than a medical bill!! Related articles You toothbrush could be the hidden spreader of flu germs in your home (clickondetroit.com)…

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Is this WEIRD?

I enjoy the taste of my adult gummy vitamins so much,  sometimes I have two, YUM!

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Quote of the day!

Nothing tastes as good, as skinny feels! Housewives of New Jersey

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I LOVE it when #16

1. I get to spend time with my niece & nephew! 2. My nail polish stays on longer than 2 days without chipping. 3. A Golden Girls marathon is airing! Even though I have the entire DVD collection. 4. I go to a doctor’s appointment & they don’t rob me blind. 5. My laptop’s mother-board burn’t…

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I LOVE it when #14

1.My sis has a healthy baby girl, my new niece “Marley Vai”! 2. My sis had her baby early & my son CAN attend his girlfriend’s  birthday party. Happy 13th Birthday Lexi! 3. I’m sick of eating junk food & ready to start a new low carb diet. 4. I crave something that I actually…

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Logan’s quote of the day!

While being served a plate of Hamburger & French fries, my son said “I wish for two things in life, that bad food was healthy for you & that the more you eat the more weight you lose!” My twelve year old’s life philosophy, sounds GREAT to me!

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Daughter’s “Trend of the week!”

Feathers in hair are out, small headband’s with big ornament’s (flower, etc.) are in! Beaded or crocheted headband’s are also in, wear in your hair or across your head…

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Success to me….

Success is not measured by how wealthy you are, its measured primarily in a person’s character: doing your best, good values, being kind, being able to admit when your wrong, giving back.  That’s what success means to me….

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Trend of the week!

Girl’s when having your nails DID, make them pointed at tips, not rounded!

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I LOVE it when #12!

1. We arrive home safely from a nice vacation. 2. I’m eating my favorite candy, Lifesavers gummies, Blowpops, Razzles,  any Bubble gum,   at once. 3. Subway has foot-long sub’s for $5.00! 4. I finish one vacation & start planning another. 5. My kids are confident! 6. My hubby is joyful. 7. Jeff Lewis new show “Interior…

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Daughter “Trend of the week!”

Ladies, my daughter said when painting your nails—- paint them all the same color except the ring finger–paint it a different color!

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Tip of the day!

The USDA’s “MyPlate” program recommends that half your plate be filled with fruits and vegetables.  How many are on your plate? Related articles Conquer childhood obesity with tips for healthy family living (mamasbagoftricks.blogspot.com) Tricks for Toddler Healthy Eating (enfamil.com)

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Old woman & monkey girl!

While at the store the other day, an old woman next to me walks up to a young lady employee & said “You have a hair on your face!” and the employee said “It might be attached, where?” The old woman points it out & the employee said “Yep, that ones attached! GROSS (true story)….if you have…

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Hong Kong City!

My hubby was trying to get my son to eat squid tonight, he licked it & ate a few tentacles then realized it wasn’t that great & the attention had worn off him eating it, so we had the rest of the squid taken away, out of my sight! Then were trying to leave & he was…

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Grown up Christmas list!

I want a new kitty & a dolly like Billy & Suzy, just kidding! 1. I want to end hunger & war. 2. I wish poverty & crazies didn’t exist, well some crazy is fun. 3. I want my kids to stay buddies forever. 4. I would like my left blinker bulb fixed on my…

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Quote of the day!

When you’re up, you’re up, when you’re down, you’re down, but don’t worry it all comes around!

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Funny bone—-Ouch!

I hit my elbow the other day & thought how dreadful it felt, hitting your funny bone is absolutely horrible, it’s not funny at all, WHY does it hurt & WHY is it called funny bone? Research time………O.K. The funny bone is actually the ulnar nerve, a nerve that runs from the neck all the way…

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Mammogram over

Now hoping for good news, it sucks when your appt for the Boob Dr. is one week after the mammogram. So all I can do is wait & pray!!! Get your mammogram!     I will write about appt soon with my experience…

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Quote of the day!

Lint in your belly button, a belly booger! Logan 12 THIS PICTURE WAS FOUND ON FLICKR, IT IS NOT  MY ACTUAL BELLY BUTTON, (mine is hairier with pink lint) LOL, hahaha, It is an unpaid, lint infested, belly button, also I hope this person put the lint there as a joke, cause that’s GROSS! Related articles An Easy Way To Clean The…

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When hubby is asleep, the wife will play!

My hubby falls asleep hours before me every evening. So I usually get plenty of quality ME time. Some evenings it’s like I’m having my very own slumber party in our room, all centered around my sleeping hubby in our bed. Don’t worry this isn’t a freaky kind of story, he wishes. He doesn’t realize it, but after he’s fallen…

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Anonymous toenails

Nothing worst than finding someone elses toenails on your living room floor.

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I hate it when #1

 I sit down and my thighs double in size I let someone walk in front of my car at the grocery store and they don’t wave or mouth “thank you” I spill coffee all the way down the hall when walking with it I straighten my hair just right, and it starts raining (girls, you feel me)…

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