“Cool, I wish I had two thumbs, so I could grab MORE cheese-balls!” Honey Boo Boo
I HATE it when #32!
1. I purposely don’t pick something off the floor, because I’m waiting to see how long it will take another family member to pick it up. It NEVER EVER happens–I end up picking it up anyways. Then next week I do it again–& I act surprised when its the same outcome. 2. I have to reach my hands in…
Nine Toed Teacher!
My son Logan informed me today that his substitute teacher had only nine toes, she was missing her big toe. I laughed & asked how do you know this? He replied “SHE showed us.” I said, How did she lose her toe? “She didn’t say.” I thought, how strange of a woman teacher to state— that she only had nine…
Disney’s “Quote of the day!”
“Here is the world of imagination, hopes & dreams. In this timeless land of enchantment, the age of chivalry, magic and make-believe are reborn——and fairy tales come true. Fantasyland is dedicated to the young-in-heart, to those who believe that when you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.” Walt Disney
Mom, slow down my bandaids coming off!
My sister traveled back to Dallas, and her three-year old son yelled out “Slow down mama!” while he sadly looked at his band-aid thumb. She realized then, he thought by her driving fast–it would make his band-aid fall off, SO freaking cute…. I think this band-aid was special to him, because his Mimi drew a Smiley Face on it…
“Quote of the day!”
My son screamed & my hubby said, “Boy what did I tell you about screaming like a girl! My son Logan replied “Dad if you ate those Chimichangas, your butt would be on fire too!”
Is this WEIRD?
I have three different remotes next to my bed, I know all three so well, I don’t have to look at them to change the channel, use the DVD player or run the DVR! Is this WEIRD?
Mom behaving badly?
My son & I were picking up dinner at Little Caesars tonight. I was so upset I couldn’t find my party pack coupon (4 pizzas, 2 liter drink + crazy bread) so I was digging in my purse, my car, everywhere. I just had it this freaking coupon! I went ahead & just gave Logan the money to pick it…
Happy 111th Birthday **Walt Disney**
Walter Elias Disney OCCUPATION: Entrepreneur BIRTH DATE:December 05, 1901 DEATH DATE:December 15, 1966 EDUCATION: Kansas City Art Institute and School of Design, McKinley High School, Chicago Art Institute PLACE OF BIRTH: Chicago, Illinois PLACE OF DEATH: Burbank, California Walter Elias “Walt” Disney was born on December 5, 1901, in Hermosa, Illinois. He and his brother…
I LOVE it When #21
1. Women get along & aren’t bitchy with one another..RAISE each other UP girls, not down! 2. My nail polish goes on smoothly & dries quickly. 3. I don’t have to listen to Sofia Vergara, Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek’s voice, if I don’t want to! ICK 4. I hear the song “Over the Rainbow” 5. My…
Quote of the day!
“A family that squatches together, stays together!” My hubby Ryan #FindingBigfoot
Q-tips, hair rollers & one sock!
What does a sock, one washcloth with makeup on it, drinking glass from the kitchen, two hair rollers & Stridex pads have in common: They were all laying atop my bathroom counter this morning! Oh & two used Q-tips!!!!!!! Oh the joys of motherhood..Joy, Joy, Joy
New word to me!
RAPACIOUS- Aggressively greedy & grasping
Lokea & Hubby????
Yay, I’m so excited! Today while driving my daughter to play practice, I noticed a new store going in a few miles from my home. A bright blue sign said “LOKEA” HMM, I turned around to get a better look & realized it was a “local IKEA” delivery store……I didn’t know they existed, I’m thrilled. Every time I visit my sister…
I HATE it when #31
1. I just put lotion all over my hands & my ear has an itch, happened today! 2. My son yells at the top of his lungs “Blow out the candle, it smells like crap!” —–today 3. When I have many projects at hand, but not sure how to tackle them. 4. When my daughter gets her phone taken…
Giggles, Hernia & Toots
My dad & I were, en-route for his first ever “Black Friday” shopping with me. It was an experience to say the least, he said “Listen!” then he pushed on his belly & his hernia made a squishy sound. I laughed & said “That’s disgusting!” Then he did it again, but this time–it sounded drastically different. I giggled & said…
Disney’s “Quote of the day!”
Times and conditions change so rapidly, that we must keep our aim constantly focused on the future. Walt Disney
Quote of the day!
“My wife is going to be a kitchen wench!”my son, Logan. (proud parent moment.)
Is this Weird?
Gross, I have no idea what this is? I’ve only seen them at the lake house.
Disney’s “Quote of the day!”
“When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it’s because he’s so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.” Walt Disney
My Afternoon with Bass Pro!
I’ve waited six weeks for a part for our boat steering wheel from Bass Pro. Really crazy that any store would take this long, but its the end of season, so we waited patiently. Bass Pro called to tell me the part they specially made— was finally in….. Then within 5 minutes they called back to tell me, it won’t fit, it’s too small &…
Disney “Quote of the day!”
“If I were a fatalist, or a mystic, which I decidedly am not, it might be appropriate to say I believe in my lucky star. But I reject ‘luck’–I feel every person creates his own ‘determinism’ by discovering his best aptitudes & following them undeviatingly.”Walt Disney
Is this Weird?
Only in a bathroom in Texas, can you find a half chewed piece of beef jerky on the floor next to the toilet, gross!
This is what I’m dealing with!
I received a text message from my daughter. She informed me, her school had an extremely emotional “Veterans Day” assembly today. Peyton said she boo hooed through the whole event & then asked the craziest question. “For Christmas can I get my pilot’s license, if you LOVE me–you’ll let me!” This is what I’m dealing with….. UGH– NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Quote of the day!
You grab the money & I’ll grab the eyeballs! Barry, Storage Wars
Disney’s “Quote of the day!”
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language. Walt Disney
My fave place besides Disney
RED MANGO, YUM!
Quote of the Day!
My son said “It was the worst day of my life!” I said, what day are you referring to? “The day I put $75 bucks in my savings account & never saw it again!”I then said, you’ve doubled it since then. Logan stated “Yeah but you won’t let me get it—so I lost 75 bucks…
I LOVE it when #20!
1. There is a good sale on Black Friday! 2. I find a great floor company that installs beautifully! 3. We have a lazy Saturday at home. 4. I watch a funny movie, then watch it again & its funnier. 5. People are punctual. 6. I find a great new rubbed bronze faucet & my hubby…
Quote of the Day!
You look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a gosh dang hobbit! The Campaign (movie)
Quote of the Day!
The real reward, is in the risk you take!
Disney “Quote of the day!”
Of all the things I’ve done, the most vital is coordinating those who work with me and aiming their efforts at a certain goal. Walt Disney Related articles Disney “Quote of the Day!” (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Walt Disney “Quote of the day!” by Julie Andrews (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
5 Second Rule
My daughter dropped her half eaten candy apple on the floor in my car and screamed. I said don’t worry 5 second rule, she said “but it has hair on it!”Eww…..
Normal or Not?
You’re vacuuming your car out & come across a lonely unwrapped piece of candy, under one of the seats. A normal person would: A) Throw it out B) Vacuum it up C) Play like you got it out of your purse & tell the kids you’ll give it to the kid, that shuts up the longest, ah ha! D) or Eat it, like…
I HATE it when #30!
1. I’m sick. 2. I try to make a basket with my trash– through my car window & miss & then have to get out of the car, pick it up, then like an idiot, I try again—-and MISS, vicious cycle… 3. I drop something tiny on the floor & can’t find it, then when…
Disney Fact
Mickey Mouse’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Los Angeles (California) (Photo credit: Wikipedia) In 1978, Mickey Mouse became the first cartoon character to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!
Is this WEIRD?
I went to sip my coffee this morning & found a small bug in it, I said “—gross!” I got the bug out with my finger turned my mug around & continued drinking my cup of joe! Now that’s lazy & gross, I sink to new lows all the time! Is this WEIRD?
Walt Disney “Quote of the day!”
“You’re dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway. Walt Disney So true Mr. Disney, so true!
You know you’re pathetic WHEN:
You know you’re REALLY pathetic when –you chose to eat leftover chinese food in your bed at 1:37am. It gets worse–the next morning, I found a piece of rice stuck to my neck! At least it wasn’t an eggroll! YAY me, Mrs Pathetic!!!!!
Croutons & drug dogs
My daughter came home from school and announced that the drug dogs visited her class room today & this kid in her class screamed out “Oh no, I’ve got croutons in my backpack, Officer are the dogs going to eat my croutons?”
Disney “Quote of the Day!”
“The way to get started, is to quit talking and begin doing!” Walt Disney
Is this WEIRD?
I LOVE cold fried chicken, better than hot fried chicken! Is this WEIRD?
Disney’s “Quote of the Day”
“When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly & unquestionable!” Walt Disney
I HATE it when #29!
1. Toothpaste gets all over everything, the lid, countertop, sink, bottom of toothbrush– but it never stays on the toothbrush, it stays on everything its not suppose to, ever notice that? 2. The plastic things in woman’s shirts/dresses that are supposed to help you hang it easier, but in actuality they come out of your clothes when wearing them every…
Quote of the day!
Joy is the most infallible sign of the presence of GOD! Pierre de Chardin
Happy Birthday Dear Blog!
One year ago, I made my first blog entry, so that makes today my blogs birthday!! Let’s Celebrate: Happy Birthday to Dawnsdorkydiary, Happy Birthday to Dawnsdorkydiary, Happy Birthday to you & many more!!!! My blog wish***Health & Happiness to everyone & lots of entertaining new posts! Thanks for sharing my diary with me, I appreciate you all!
I LOVE u this much!
If you want to show LOVE to your hubby in a new & exciting way, just plant flowers in his favorite sports team colors: LSU purple & gold (yellow, close enough)
Is this WEIRD? with a Rap….
My family, mainly my hubby tries to trick me, all the time into eating weird animals! Like squirrel, rabbit, snake, alligator & other oddities, like balls of something & I mean balls! They giggle or smirk when asking me to try something, they think if they mix it with stew or roux, I’ll try it–I’m on to…
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 