My dad & I were, en-route  for his first ever “Black Friday” shopping with me. It was an experience to say the least, he said “Listen!” then he pushed  on his belly & his hernia made a squishy sound. I laughed & said “That’s disgusting!” Then he did it again, but this time–it sounded drastically different. I giggled & said “That sounded like a fart!” He laughed so hard & said “Because, it was a fart!” So funny, I guess you had to be there……