I really get a kick out of myself! Sometimes I just laugh & laugh & laugh some more. Because something just pops in my head, that I find hilarious. I do get strange looks when it happens while out in public, but I’m use to it…..
Category: Dorky Things I do
Just a singin’
So I was just singing along to Wham’s “Last Christmas” and I started singing the wrong words then my daughter said “Normally when someone messes up on part of the song they realize it & stop singing it, but you finished the whole thing!” I said, I was enjoying my singing…..and I suckkkk. George Michael’s outfit looks…
Was this weird?
As if doing the yard wasn’t fun enough (sarcasm), I must have made my parents rose-bush mad, because it caught me by my shirt today & pulled me back, while scratching me. I said to it: really, what have I ever done to you? Was it weird for me to look at it crossways & ask it a question? I…
My dad & I and plenty CRAZY!
So we’re off mall walking today, and just talking crazy, no really– talking about crazy & CRAZIER people. We laughed about the silly stuff we came up with –I was telling him, how there are differences of CRAZY, I told him “I’m more like the fun CRAZY” & then I said “the real CRAZIES don’t even know their crazy, that’s what…
I thought it was the short line!
Do you have this problem also? I meticulously pick my checkout line at every store. I always get the one that appears the shortest, but it never fails, even if it’s just one person in line, it’s the one idiot who trying to return something in the checkout line, does this person really not know about the stores RETURN area…
Crazy women @ Wally world during Xmas season!
What is it about Christmas that brings out the crazy in women! I’m driving thru Walmart’s parking lot trying to find a space today & I saw many varieties of women from all ages trying to literally stuff their cars, I know you have an SUV but that doesn’t mean you can buy Billy a big boy bike, Tommy a Go cart &…
Packaging, these days
Dang, it’s easier to get the top of a child-proof Tylenol bottle than cellophane off a new CD, it took me forever!
Is this nerdy?
I want “The making of Star Wars book for Christmas?” I love reading books or stories on the history of anything really, especially a favorite movie or person like Walter Disney, Bob Barker! I guess that’s why I love the History & Discovery channel’s!
Kids Christmas List, they wish!
First of all let me start this off by saying, my kids Peyton 14 & Logan 12 are absolutely insane, the things they put on they’re Christmas List are sometimes way over the top: Past items include: Car- neither are driving age yet, Four wheeler- not allowed in city limits, Second story added to house– that is actually…
Grown up Christmas list!
I want a new kitty & a dolly like Billy & Suzy, just kidding! 1. I want to end hunger & war. 2. I wish poverty & crazies didn’t exist, well some crazy is fun. 3. I want my kids to stay buddies forever. 4. I would like my left blinker bulb fixed on my…
Ikea, Fry’s & Five guys burgers & fries
Made up for Saturday’s losses on Sunday. The hotel had butter (angels singing) it was still pouring buckets of rain, but there was a bright spot, because it was morning, inevitably there was also light! So now with light & rain & charged cell phones with GPS’s we would find what were looking for! I guess when they predict…
And you thought yesterday was crazy in Dallas!
Picture this, I’m feverish waking up to a very dreary day outside, rain in the forecast, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of 100% rain before, but that’s what they forecasted in Dallas Texas! It started off with breakfast, hotel was out of butter, a little odd being that a lot of their breakfast items are usually…
Boo Hoo Dallas
Dallas trip this weekend is bitter-sweet, happy to be in Dallas but sad to be bringing my nephew back, but we’ll be back very soon….. Earlier this was the scenario in our hotel room, my son playing musical wine glasses in kitchen & no one was drinking wine, my mom on laptop playing fun, fake…
I will survive!!!!!!
Watching Dual survival and without fail, I can survive if ever (show scenario) I’ve driven my dirt bike across a barren salt flat and got stranded. Also, I picked up some great quotes of the day if my own family well dries up of crazy quotes! Funny & informative show if ever I am stranded on a salt flat,…
Lovey & my hubby
Great day, woke up to a lovely card & had a wonderful anniversary dinner with my hubby! My daughter decorated the kitchen & left the best card for my hubby & I saying, how lucky she was to have parents that are happy & in love with each other, made me smile!!!!! She is…
Cody on Dual Survival, FUNNY!
Dave asked Cody on Dual Survival was the lid on tight on a milk jug with the only water they had left between the two of them and Cody’s reply was so funny to me (probably because I’m tired) He said “As tight as a cheap ass milk jug can be!” It was funny to me. He later…
Anniversary
My hubby walked in our room last night & said “We’re lucky” I said “We are! It needed no other explanation……Happy Anniversary to us!! Our gift to each other– LOVE– LOVE–LOVE
Octopus Mom, NOT dad!
Swat, grab, pinch, poke, kiss, a momma can do it all blindfolded! Multi-tasking is her middle name, her first name should be Octopus. It is hilarious to observe the difference between a mother & father, first of all, any man will say HUH or WHAT as a stall tactic, to get out of doing something right then,…
Busy, Busy, Busy
Image by jcolman via Flickr Ive been so busy lately, Thanksgiving was wonderful, ate way too much as usual, two different homes of wonderful food. Black Friday was fun, my daughter first time shopping with me from 10:30pm till 1:00am at Wally World, Target & Kohl’s, got a 32 inch flat screen for a new computer monitor, pj’s,…
Thanks–giving**** Happy TURKEY Day!****
1. I’m thankful for GOD. 2. I’m thankful for my healthy family. 3. I’m thankful for my life. 4. I’m thankful for hubby. 5. I’m thankful for my kids. 6. I’m thankful for my friends. 7. I’m thankful for my home. 8. I’m thankful for my talents. 9. I’m thankful for my pets. 10. I’m thankful for many…
Doritos & Dog paws
Smell your dog or cats paws, why do our animals feet smell like Doritos chips? I guess its just a mixture of all the crap they walk on & I do mean crap! HAHA, But I love Doritos, so I don’t mind!
Funny bone—-Ouch!
I hit my elbow the other day & thought how dreadful it felt, hitting your funny bone is absolutely horrible, it’s not funny at all, WHY does it hurt & WHY is it called funny bone? Research time………O.K. The funny bone is actually the ulnar nerve, a nerve that runs from the neck all the way…
Listening
A fish will not get caught, if he does not open his mouth! So listen more, sometimes we talk to much, especially me……. Related articles How to listen better (theattitudequeen.wordpress.com)
Planning my families Hawaii vacay–
is a blast, trying not to get too excited yet. The only things I want to make plans for is U.S.S. Arizona & International Marketplace also at Aulani Resort, snorkel, surf, & layout on beach & relax. At Disney World we stay sooo busy, so this is our Disney trip to chill & enjoy our surrounding.. In…
Dipsy Doodles:
Never fail, when my son gets out of school, his shoes fly off, socks also, he starts cleaning his toes while still in-car for toe jam (lent) he takes off his belt & uniform shirt. By the time were home, this boy has half his clothes off & lying in the car. While driving to mall…
Mammogram over
Now hoping for good news, it sucks when your appt for the Boob Dr. is one week after the mammogram. So all I can do is wait & pray!!! Get your mammogram! I will write about appt soon with my experience…
Going—-
To mall walk with Parents, should come back with a bunch of goodies for y’all!!! They are hilarious, & always have interesting words of wisdom…. NOT!!! HAHAHAHAHA,
Animal death in the Family:
Our new goldfish we won at the Louisiana state Fair parished today! We had him for a total of 3 days, he had a proper burial, nice prayer & the toilet! Some little fishes just don’t make it…..he was one of them.
You know you’re getting old:
1. When you grab your child’s cell phone & can’t figure out how to turn it on/off 2. The Xbox buttons A,B,X,Y on the controller are confusing to you 3. You keep your door at home locked all day long 4. You’re afraid of Trick or Treaters, so you forego Halloween all together. 5. You look all…
You know its sad, when your hubby tells you:
you’re talking out loud in your sleep & saying “Choot Em Liz” you watch way too much “Swamp people” Related articles Sell ya later alligator. (ask.metafilter.com)
Is this WEIRD #1
A few weeks ago, we found the perfect costume for my son Logan, he loves hot dogs, it’s a running joke everywhere we go fancy restaurant or not, he eats them. So when we saw the Hot Dog Costume, it was a perfect fit. Picture this, we’re driving home from picking up this marvelous weiner creation & like any kid, with a…
Finding Bigfoot
Marathon is on, Yippee! New season begin’s in January!
It all started with the Eye Doctor!
Image via Wikipedia The day began so normal, even for me. I had a eye exam and my parents & I were going to fit some flu shots in at our doctor down the street, so they decided to drive me, since my eyes were being dilated. They picked me up 20 minutes before the appointment, I realized on the way there,…
Sewage Survivor!
One day my brother, hubby & I were at Stoner Park bike riding. It was a great day till I yelled out “Come on slow pokes” and rode ahead, right into a giant puddle of sewage that stopped me in my tracks. It flew all in my mouth, hair, socks & shoes & all over my bike. I literally…
Snow Cones & Clowns
Is it normal for two Clowns & a Snow Cone lady to live within a few blocks from my home? Related articles World Clown Association (iloveclowns.wordpress.com)
My GROSS day & yes I’m really going there!
There is not a NON-disgusting way to tell you this, but I will try to streamline it for you. It’s just to funny to keep to myself. Picture this, you’re on the toilet (yuck) and you decide to flush it while still on it (not sure why, bored, I guess) then all of a sudden, your bottom (butt) feels a little wet,…
They call me “Ronnie!”
In the evening, I’m usually reading, writing or watching T.V. I have many fav’s: Golden girls DVD collection, Jefferson’s on DVR, Deadliest Catch (RIP Phil Harris), Hillbilly Hand Fishin'(really), IRT deadliest roads, Swamp people (“Choot Em Liz”), Mythbusters, Storage Wars(“Yeppp”), DOG, the bounty hunter, Hoarders, Whale Wars (Bob Barker) & last but surely not least, Ice Road Truckers (Lisa, you rock), etc. Do…
Price increase again!
On stamps, I didn’t know anyone still used them! Stone age……. That reminds me, remember green stamps? Talk about stone age! I miss my green stamp store & TG&Y stores. #reminiscing
Poems
Poems.
Fall days & Corn Maze
Saturday’s here and football’s near, that’s not all. The Dixie Corn Maze is calling my family this weekend. It is a local family farm that transforms in October to a Halloween fright fest. My only fear is getting lost in the 20 acre maze, and having to go number 1 or even worse number 2. The maze design this year honor’s, Seal Team 6. It has a colorful…
Snoring “Annoying”
My freaking hubby snores faithfully every single night and not just a little dainty sound. Picture this, a train track, you’re the smart car (the most useless car ever invented, I’m sorry if you have one, no really- sorry you have one) you’re little ugly car tire gets stuck on a piece of gum on the track, REALLY…
Love life
Love life, in return it will love you back! Dawn 39
Quote of the day
I swallowed my yawn. Dawn 39
Dancing with the stars
Maks on Dancing with the stars booty looked great in his WOODY costume! Sorry hubby. My mom said “What a nice WOODY!” hahehahe
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 