Category: Dorky Things I do
Turtle food + vacuum = sock
My son sometimes throws item’s he doesn’t feel like putting in there rightful place inside his dresser drawer. While looking for a calculator, it’s the first place I chose to look. Instead of a calculator, I found marbles, paint-ball gun, cards, cd’s, batteries & last but not least turtle food which smells funny & by…
Poop & Home Depot
I’m shopping with my family at Home Depot, while enjoying the lumber aisle (NOT) I ran over something brown & mushy that stuck to my buggy tire. It took me a second to realize that it was POOP! Probably because you don’t normally see shit on the floor at a store, maybe at the Circus or the Zoo. Every few steps there it was,…
Cedar-glades Park in Hot Springs Arkansas, giant tree house!
Beautiful day also a Hot Springs RC Flying Club!
Home-made Fried Chicken
Tony Chachere’s, salt, pepper, egg, milk, flour, fried up to perfection!
Is this WEIRD?
When I was younger I also would eat spoonfuls of coffee creamer! Till one day my mother told me it would give me worms—– I quit cold turkey, I wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box……
Is this WEIRD?
When I was wee little girl (or teenager), I would lick Doritos & put them back in the bags for my siblings to unknowly eat! HAHAHA, LOL………..Really, I’m so gross….Sorry A.J. & Jenni, How did they taste—SWEETER I’m sure, HA
Success to me….
Success is not measured by how wealthy you are, its measured primarily in a person’s character: doing your best, good values, being kind, being able to admit when your wrong, giving back. That’s what success means to me….
You know your neighbor’s a redneck when:
He’s mowing his yard in the dark with a flashlight! Its true….just happened this evening…a few streets over but neighbor none the less….
My hubbies phone call!
My hubby called earlier & asked what I was doing & this is what I said– reading Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang new Chelsea Handler book, also on my blog adding post and watching “The Voice” on our DVR! Multi-tasking…..
Something wrong with this picture!
Cat “TINK” wishing goldfish. “SPOOK’S” a Good Morning, NOT!
Quote of the day!
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. Henry David Thoreau
I HATE it when #18!
1. I pay for a hefty airline ticket to Hawaii then pay separately for my luggage –$25 first bag–$35 second bag (per person *4) each way RT, as if your going to fly with no luggage…no other option, except pay for first class either way a lot of moola…Holy Corn-meal! 2. My parakeet wakes me up with her…
A new day–missing shoes all together!
The other day, I made the comment “I didn’t see how my son could misplace just one shoe, that I could understand him missing both!” Well, well today’s the day that I find out just how easy it is to lose both shoes. As he is scrambling for school again this morning, he yells out “Missing…
Happy Valentines Day!
Wishing all my wonderful bloggies a truly marvelous “Happy Valentines Day!” Whether you’re in a relationship, married or single on this special day, just know you are loved & appreciated by this bloggie buddy & thought of dearly today & always! BE MY VALENTINE.
I’m NO hula dancer!
Watching with family “Anthony Bourdain’s/Hawaii” and I said “Wow, how do they move their arms in so many places, it looks like their double jointed.” then I tried to move my arms like the beautiful hula dancers, and my hubby & children both said “You look like a bird.” I replied “Awesome, a bird is graceful” My…
Me or Daddy?
My daughter said if we were somewhere & caught off guard by an alligator she would rather me wrangle the alligator than her daddy! I thought it was hilarious…”Choot em Dawn” If you watch Swamp people, you’ll get it, I watch way tooo much! Related articles Season 3 Premiere of History’s ‘Swamp People’ Draws 4.7…
Logan’s missing shoe!
I said “Logan we need to go, now!” he replied “I can only find one shoe!” then, I said “How do you lose one shoe, I could understand you losing both, but not one!” he replied “It happen’s momma, it has happened, now find my shoe.” I said “Yes, FOUND IT!” Related articles My son’s NON-listening ear’s! (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
Banjo = Body
Funniest reference: a teenager was asked by another teenager “Are you going to be a stripper when you grow up?” The girl replied “No, no I want to keep this banjo in its case!”
Man, Woman, Wild
My son & I were talking & I mention a reality show “Man, Woman, Wild” I watched last night. I told my son, you should have watched it, his wife Ruth removed ticks off a rabbit, then skinned it, cut out its feces, then cooked it. My son said sounds like a great dinner to me!!! YUCK! On the other hand, if…
Hot Springs with Senior Citizens
Picture this scenario: We’re in my car in Hot Springs celebrating my mom’s 66th birthday with the usual suspects-My senior citizen parents (don’t act like it) two kids (12, 14) & myself (driving) & my mom’s holding all weekend an “Over the hill” wand with glitter we gave her and saying “jaWONG” her special magic word. I pass up the street I…
Cody hilarious once again on Dual Survival
OMG, he is soooooooo naturally funny & I know you have to see the show to appreciate the full pleasure & joy he brings me. Picture this scenario a hurricane has hit the Dominican Republic & Dave & Cody are in the disarray of it all & hungry. Dave finds a beehive filled with bees, Dave…
Old woman & monkey girl!
While at the store the other day, an old woman next to me walks up to a young lady employee & said “You have a hair on your face!” and the employee said “It might be attached, where?” The old woman points it out & the employee said “Yep, that ones attached! GROSS (true story)….if you have…
You know your kids are naughty when?
My kids were acting so wild & crazy tonight, that my son Logan said if there were ghosts in our home, they would pick up their head & run away (float away)! They would scare a ghost away, HELP ME, please!!!
Here’s your sign!
My daughter made a bet with a friend at school that LSU would beat Alabama! Whomever lost would have too wear a speciality made sign, stating that the other person was right! So guess who LOST, here’s your sign-PEYTON!!!
Finding Bigfoot with facebook!
We’re watching “Finding Bigfoot” & I said to my hubby: What if the team’s in the woods @ night time & actually find bigfoot, what will they do? He said you know, exchange Facebook information, Twitter, etc. Hilarious!!!! I was thinking more along the lines of karate chop, shoot, run, headbutt, in today’s times– he might just exchange techie info!!!!!…
Happy New Year All my Bloggy buddies!
New years wishes for a wonderful 2012!
Google earth parents home & this is what I found!
You know you’re at your parents home to much when you Google Earth their home & your car is in their driveway! No shit! I laughed & laughed & laughed some more!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA..There’s my car, sitting right in their driveway! Not my real photo of google earth.(right)
Six days, seven nights
I watched six days, seven nights with family tonight. Part of the movie had pirates in it. I thought that would be the life, I told my son, a pirate would be fun, you make your own hours, drink & be merry, sailing around in a big ship with a tropical setting. “I would like to be a pirate!” I…
Near almost fatal (not really) “Mall Christmas train”
So I’m shopping with my family in mall today, spending our Christmas money & I almost get hit by the Mall Christmas train, filled with happy little boys & girls and only going about 2 miles an hour. Thank god it had a real horn, it honked & I jumped out-of-the-way– just in nick of time! I wrote a little rap, for my almost near…
This is the scenario ” We’re all in the car!”
My son said to his sister “I wonder what’s running through our parents minds right now?” then he said probably nothing,HAHAHAHA rather obnoxiously. Then my hubby said “Boy you’d be scared if you knew!” HAHAHAHA more obnoxiously!!!!!!! funny parent (car) moment.
Christmas Wishes!
Have a very Merry Christmas & Warm Wishes for a joyous New Year! Be thankful for what you have right now! I wish for my family & friends–great health, happiness & hope all year-long. Happy holidays from my family to yours! Stay safe…..
Joke of the day! per my son
What ‘s a gingerbread man? A gingerbread boy all grown up! Logan 12
“Thank You” for The Versatile Blogger Award
The Versatile Blogger I was nominated for the Versatile Blogger Award by a fellow blogger randomreasoning. I’d like to give a GIANT thank you from the bottom of my heart for the nomination & for suffering through my crazy posts! I enjoy blogging very much and its great to know that others enjoy my random, borderline Schizo blog entries, it’s very exciting to me….
Naughty or Nice?
I said a few unsavory words, under my breath & maybe to her face, about a lady who cut in front of me–NAUGHTY I let a few cars drive in front of me at the mall–NICE I used great restraint in store when Wal-Mart had no employees opening up there locked game cabinets–NICE & a little NAUGHTY…
My son, wet towel & his trumpet!
I asked my son to bring me a towel for my shower & he walks in my room with a trumpet in one hand & rips his wet towel off, now naked & said “Here, it’s the only towel!” I said “Logan cover yourself back up & get the towels from the dryer.” He walked back…
Deceased “Arnold the Armadillo!”
Talking about my dad’s opossum has brought back fond memories of “Arnold the Armadillo.” My daughter & I first saw him dead on the side of the road, then everyday for at least 3 weeks, there he was –still dead— of course I didn’t expect him to rise from the ashes and fly away, silly goose its a…
****BREAKING NEWS***Update (in red)—— to Paw Paw’s Opossum story!
My dad had an albino opossum visiting his home on a regular basis, he would leave food out, watch for him & before we knew it, this blossoming opossum friendship had turned into part of the family. On our last trip to Hot Springs two weeks ago, my dad was telling me all about my…
Hong Kong City!
My hubby was trying to get my son to eat squid tonight, he licked it & ate a few tentacles then realized it wasn’t that great & the attention had worn off him eating it, so we had the rest of the squid taken away, out of my sight! Then were trying to leave & he was…
What’s wrong with me?
I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I’ve literally shattered the screen on my daughters HTC EVO phone & her lap top screen within a very short time of one another! Looks like unexpected things will now be added to my list, CRAP!
Has this ever happened to you?
Got in the shower with socks still on your feet? Gee, I have lots on my mind, I’ve done some pretty STUPID things before, but soggy socks hasn’t been one of them!
Stay Away–Tip’s for surviving the weekend before Christmas!
1. Stay away from the frantic looking woman with kids! You’ll be sorry… 2. Stay away from the one weird guy by himself, there’s a reason he’s by himself, do not make eye contact either! 3. Stay away from all parking lots, catastrophe’s waiting to happen, but if you dare, watch the way other’s park,…
Vastly different donations @Goodwill Stores!
Image via Wikipedia My hubby & I were talking about Goodwill Stores (slow conversation day, I guess) and just having fun joking about the items you would find in various Goodwill stores, throughout different States. These are stereotypical references towards the states we mention, really meant as a fun archetype. Goodwill stores feature gently used and new items for bargain…
Excited! New Book….
Great, very intellectual read: “Lies that Chelsea Handler told me” I will let you know how much I enjoy it, when finished….. I’ve read the book to the right, AWESOME!
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 