Happy Mother’s Day!

To the kindest, most selfless mother around, I love you! Have a beautiful day…..

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Nice Mother’s Day gifts

    The words written in the card were so meaningful, the rest is just bonus~and a spa day, too…..#luckymamahere #Mothersday

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Happy Mother’s Day!

I couldn’t have said it better myself~ I said a Mother’s Day prayer for you to thank the Lord above for blessing me with a lifetime of your tenderhearted love. I thanked God for the caring you’ve shown me through the years, for the closeness we’ve enjoyed in time of laughter and of tears. And…

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Maniac Monday

I’m a maniac these days, well always but especially these days. Life is happening too fast and I would like it to slow down a little bit……O.K. life! Maniac Monday

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Is this WEIRD?

   Sometimes I just feel like wearing a TIARA around my home, especially when house cleaning! Is this WEIRD? So what if it is, lol…….

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Bonus Surprise at Daddy’s Doctor Appt!

It was a gorgeous Tuesday morning,  which I guess made an ideal day for my dad’s annual checkup. I was with the usual road-dog gang; mom (69), dad (82) and moi’ (age is just a #). We arrived after fifteen minutes and waited in the lunch room, just kidding the WAITING room for my dad’s appointment time. Nothing out of…

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Happy Birthday Mama!

You are an everlasting bloom in a wonderful garden where only love and beauty grows! I treasure our special relationship. Happy Birthday Mama!    

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Happy Mother’s Day Mama!

Mama You’re a mother who is caring, kind & thoughtful too– And for all the things you are, you’re LOVED the whole year through! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY We Love You…….

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Happy Birthday Mama!

  God bless you on your birthday, And each day all year through, For all the loving things you are And all the things you do. God bless you for your warm and love, And more than any other, God bless you just for being you — My dear loving Mother!

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What do the words-Morbid, Brownies & kids have in common?

While visiting the cemetery today, I shared my “Funeral” wishes with my teenagers. “When I croak, I want cremated & sprinkled in areas that are special to me.” (not legal-shh) My daughter was totally against the idea of me being cremated – a little shocked because she revels in torturing me here on earth/why not in death- just…

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Wow, I’m getting old!

While on the way to church last Sunday, I rubbed lotion all over my hands & arms — then I quickly realized it wasn’t lotion at all, it was conditioner. “I’m OLD” I thought it was odd when my arms turned white with foam, but the smell was pleasant, so I just kept rubbing it on, again…

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Is this WEIRD?

My kids got mad at me for eating all the marshmallows out of their brand new box of “Lucky Charms” the other day. Looks like I was lucky & they weren’t & “The marshmallows were magically delicious!”lol:) Is this WEIRD?

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Happy Mother’s Day, Momma, I LOVE you!

Wonderful Mother God made a wonderful mother, A mother to call my own; He made her smile of the sunshine, And He moulded her heart of pure gold; In her eyes He placed bright shining stars, In her cheeks fair roses you see; God made a wonderful mother, And He gave that dear mother to me.

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Sweet son!

My son sent me this sweet note by remote helicopter!

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Mom behaving badly?

My son & I were picking up dinner at Little Caesars  tonight. I was so upset I couldn’t find my party pack coupon (4 pizzas, 2 liter drink + crazy bread) so I was digging in my purse, my car, everywhere. I just had it this freaking coupon! I went ahead & just gave Logan the money to pick it…

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Turtle Pizza?

Logan, where’s your turtle my mother asked, knowing full well that Squirt was trying to climb out of a dish on her kitchen table. At this point she realized that the turtle was wiggling his way towards dinner, Little Caesars Pizza & then she remarked  watch  out or we’ll be having turtle pizza…. Now get that turtle OFF my…

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Obit with a Twist

My Sweet Mother-in-law Diann Basham Gosdin: Mother of three: Pat, Ryan & Phoebe. She enjoyed them oh so much & always kept in touch, not one to intrude and never was she rude. A kind and endearing soul, who brought happiness where ever she’d go. Unique Southern Lady with eyes you could trust and never one…

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Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day Mama, Nana & Maw Maw I hope your day is filled with love, laughter & gifts galore. Relax & enjoy your day, you’ve earned it!  Happy Mother’s Day to All  History of Mother’s Day Mother’s Day began 150 years ago, when Anna Jarvis, an Appalachian homemaker, organized a day to raise awareness of…

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“WATCH OUT!” I told my daughter–

when I’m old & ornery like your papa (always demanding things “Turn off the air.”, ” Get me a sandwich!”), I will act just the same!  she replied “You already act like that–NOW!”

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Is this WEIRD?

When I was younger I also would eat spoonfuls of coffee creamer! Till one day my mother told me it would give me worms—– I quit cold turkey, I wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box……

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My hubbies phone call!

My hubby called earlier & asked what I was doing & this is what I said– reading Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang new Chelsea Handler book, also on my blog adding post and watching “The Voice” on our DVR! Multi-tasking…..

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Logan’s Quote of the day!

“Wait a minute, I’m watching Toddlers & Tiara’s on TV with my mom & getting emotional this is stripping me of my man hood!”

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Deceased “Arnold the Armadillo!”

Talking about my dad’s opossum has brought back fond memories of “Arnold the Armadillo.” My daughter & I  first saw him dead on the side of the road, then everyday for at least 3 weeks, there he was –still dead— of course I didn’t expect him to rise from the ashes and fly away, silly goose its a…

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Granny’s gone wild!

Kids were acting a fool today! I made a mistake of letting them sit next to one another at a restaurant for lunch. Afterwards, they chased  each other through the parking lot with a toothpick. My mom gathered them up in the car & said “Watch out, granny’s gone wild, I have a lethal weapon in my purse…

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My Son’s BIG mistake

I was doing a few things around the house and I asked my son to grab the laundry, he had already finished his daily chore, but usually when I ask either child to grab this or do that ( extra, small tasks) it’s expected to be done. So this afternoon, I asked Logan to grab a few items from the dryer,…

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Snow Cones & Clowns

Is it normal for two Clowns & a Snow Cone lady to live within a few blocks from my home? Related articles World Clown Association (iloveclowns.wordpress.com)

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My GROSS day & yes I’m really going there!

There is not a NON-disgusting way to tell you this, but I will try to streamline it for you. It’s just to funny to keep to myself. Picture this, you’re on the toilet (yuck) and you decide to flush  it while still on it (not sure why, bored, I guess) then all of a sudden, your bottom (butt) feels a little wet,…

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7 Wonders of Ridiculousness!

The 7 Medieval Wonders of the world should include MOTHERS?                              Its Ridiculousness, they didn’t! 1.  Can The Great Wall of China while driving, reach its arm under the 3rd row back seat & over a screaming child to find their babies lost, favorite binky. Ridiculousness 2. Could the Colosseum put up with the amount of sibling warfare or pure drama our kids bring us, on a regular basis. Ridiculousness 3….

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Tip of the day! Lint Tray

To help clean your lint tray, gather some lint in your fingertips  & with it push against the rest of the lint and it will pick up easily. P.S. I did originally spell LINT wrong,  I  spelt it like “LENT”  that’s the Catholic coming out in me! DUH….. thx, MOM for noticing..

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Calgon take mommy away #1!

It’s hard to be a mommy sometimes, it doesn’t matter what age your kids are, it doesn’t get easier. No one ever tells you this, not your mom,  grandma or even your neighbor. Books aren’t much help either, they make it sound as if raising kids is a joy, pleasure, even at times easy, like…

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I hate it when #1

 I sit down and my thighs double in size I let someone walk in front of my car at the grocery store and they don’t wave or mouth “thank you” I spill coffee all the way down the hall when walking with it I straighten my hair just right, and it starts raining (girls, you feel me)…

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