It was a gorgeous Tuesday morning, which I guess made an ideal day for my dad’s annual checkup. I was with the usual road-dog gang; mom (69), dad (82) and moi’ (age is just a #). We arrived after fifteen minutes and waited in the lunch room, just kidding the WAITING room for my dad’s appointment time. Nothing out of…
Tag: Hilarious
Wouldn’t it be funny?!
The first day of school has unfortunately/fortunately begun. I like every awesome mother in the universe filled out a million sheets of paperwork, knowing no one will ever really look at them! I was tickled with some of the questions being asked, especially on the Limited English Proficiency Form (I understand its a screener, still funny all the same)….
Daughter’s Quote of the day!
Funny experience with my daughter at the neighborhood self-service car wash. It was her first time washing her new car with a power sprayer. After she washed & rinsed the car she said “Where’s the dryer?” I said you’re the dryer, lol-ha ha…..KIDS
Is this WEIRD?
My daughter tried to pet what she thought was a Siamese Cat outside her grandparents home last night. When she got closer, she realized it was a armadillo. Scurrrrred- she ran in the house screaming! Is this WEIRD? (maybe I should get her eyes checked)
Hubby “sense of smell”
While putting up Christmas lights on the roof yesterday–my hubby said “Something smells awful” I said “Did you fart?” No, he replied -“Did you put deodorant on? Of course, you know I did– “Did you smell your upper lip?” Now your just being stupid…Then he yells out “Oh shit!” I said “you shit?” He said…
Cotton Ball Bathroom
Went #1 (tinkle) in the potty today— then quickly realized after it was toooooo late, I had no toilet paper in the bathroom—so what’s a girl to do. I looked over to see what I had to work with & all I could find while incapacitated were cotton balls. So I grabbed a hand full of them &…
I LOVE it when #23!
1. Bees are buzzing outside, Springtime —my fave season:) 2. My sewing machine bobbin has thread on it…(Sewing peeps, you know) 3. I wallpaper & it matches up right away! 4. I paint my nails & it actually goes on my nails the first time, rather than all over my fingers & the nail polish jar….
Daughter’s “Quote of the day!”
My daughter walked in our bathroom & noticed tinkle on the seat (brother) & stated “Dog gone it, if you can aim & shoot your enemies on the X-box, then you should be able to make this target!” Peyton Gosdin
I HATE it when #34!
1. I open a brand new bag of chips & it rips down the side. 2. I try to pour the same chips in a bowl & because the bag is ripped, they spill all over the place—some even fly through the air- but NONE land in my bowl. At least I don’t have to pick them up…
“Quote of the day!”
My son said to me, “If you were a Native American–your name would be ONEWHOYELLSALOT!” I laughed & laughed…..
“Dear Abby” Daddy–REALLY!
My dad ran in the store earlier today, he came out & my mom said “What did you go in for?” He said “Dear Abby snack cakes” We laughed & said “You mean, Little Debbie snack cakes!”
I hate it when #33!
1.I bite into something that’s suppose to be soft— like a hamburger & something hard is in it, then I realze its my tooth—I HOPE IT”S MINE! 2. I buy a drink from the drive thru, pull off, take a big swig of it & realize its something totally different. 3. My hubby forgets to take trash out on trash day!…
Sports Clips & Logan
This past weekend my son received a haircut from Sports Clips, while he’s enjoyed his shampoo, neck rub & warm towel—the hair stylist asked “Oh honey, did you get something cut out of your head & pointed to the back of his head?” My son said “Yes!” Hair beautified & time to depart Sports Clips, we noticed the hairstylist looked a little sad, WEIRD*** I thought….
Not what I expected!!!!
Early yesterday morning – I looked at my cats litter box, I noticed a rather large object. I was alarmed that a delicate cat named Tinkerbelle could have such a gigantic amount of- let’s just say #2. I inspected the situation closer to find, it was not #2 it was my sons sock, just not…
My Dad loves finding little treasures!
My funny, kid at heart, 79 year old dad loves, loves, loves to pick up just about anything he see’s on the ground! Sometimes it’s a diamond ring or two, coins, & sometimes its just plain trash & other times— WELL…. While at the Wal-Mart the other day My dad, daughter & I had our hands full of cheese, hot dogs & ant hotels—my…
My hubby’s GPS!
My hubby’s GPS asked if he would take unpaved roads for a shorter distance to his job location, he selected YES. While driving down an unpaved road in the middle of nowhere he came upon a road sign that said “Road may be hazardous when creek is up” so he worried a little wooden bridge might be ahead. His…
You know your drunk when!
you vomit your false teeth up & don’t know it — till the next day! True story—-my dad’s best friend… Related articles Types of Dentures (topdentists.com) Fake teeth, hearing aids stolen in east Charlotte break-in (wcnc.com)
You know your a REDNECK when!
Your mailbox is a keg! Related articles LSU’s Keg Stand Granny Now Wearing Branded T-Shirt [VIDEO] (bustedcoverage.com) Adventures in home brewing (redenvelope.com)
You know your a Redneck when!
You decorate your front yard rope swing, with Christmas lights!
“Quote of the day!”
My son screamed & my hubby said, “Boy what did I tell you about screaming like a girl! My son Logan replied “Dad if you ate those Chimichangas, your butt would be on fire too!”
Giggles, Hernia & Toots
My dad & I were, en-route for his first ever “Black Friday” shopping with me. It was an experience to say the least, he said “Listen!” then he pushed on his belly & his hernia made a squishy sound. I laughed & said “That’s disgusting!” Then he did it again, but this time–it sounded drastically different. I giggled & said…
Quote of the Day!
You know your old, when you get bruises from coupons! Peyton Gosdin Related articles Midas Coupons Online (answers.com) Texas Roadhouse Coupons (answers.com)
Hot Dogs in Heaven!
My son said “There better be hot dogs in Heaven or I’m going some place else!” I said, God’s in heaven! Then he said “There’s gotta be hot dogs in Heaven or it wouldn’t be Heaven!” Related articles 10 Weird Hot Dog Facts (fooducate.com)
Yoga for Dummies!
My son found my “Yoga for Dummies DVD & started working out to it–He was really enjoying himself till the dvd said “Combine this workout with a sensible diet!” then he replied “Shoot, I’m not doing a sensible diet—— I’m doing this, so I can eat whatever I want!!!!!!!!” Hilarious
Deodorizer Fart Pads–Really
You don’t have to be in elementary school to giggle at these in-underwear deodorizer fart pads. Laced with activated charcoal, these ingenious (but not particularly sexy) adhesive pads help neutralize even the most odoriferous of releases. Just think, no more embarrassing silent-but-deadlies midmeeting or blaming that noxious smell on the dog. They’re surely a lifesaver…
Is this Weird?
I enjoy hanging out with my parents & I’m 40, they make me laugh! Just thinking about them makes me laugh, is that weird? They’ll really get a kick out of this picture…….LOL!
You know your neighbor’s a redneck when:
He’s mowing his yard in the dark with a flashlight! Its true….just happened this evening…a few streets over but neighbor none the less….
Quote of the day!
We don’t call Supernanny, we whoop a fanny! Phoebe
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