Trolls at the Bingo Parlor!

My title by no means refers to the lack of beauty queens at the Bingo Parlor on a poppin’ Friday night, I’m not that mean. O.K. let me start from the beginning; One Friday night we felt lucky & thought we’d strike it rich at the local Bingo Parlor. This jaunt included the usual suspects: my…

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Throwback Thursday

My fam at Enchanted Garden Restaurant onboard the Disney Fantasy!

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I’m a real man!

This is how my fifteen year old son asked to go bowling with his buddy today “Mom, I’m a man now, I have sideburns and all & I want to go bowling & eat cheesy fries!” So hilarious-sideburns & all

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I HATE it when #48!

1. When someone puts a roll of toilet paper on backwards, toilet paper should be on top…I even change them in public restrooms. 2. Zippers are not fully zipped. 3.  Someone tags you in group message & you’re getting notification’s all day long, because you don’t want to seem rude by leaving the group-NO ONE in…

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Sunday Fun~day

Began with Coffee on the balcony overlooking the lake on a beautiful sunny Sunday morning. Followed up with a day of family boating.~Sunday Fun~day!

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I HATE it when #47

1. When I take a drink of what I think is diet coke & its sweet tea, its disgusting because I didn’t expect it, I expected diet coke. 2. When I see or accidentally touch anyone’s dried booger, and if it just so happens to be bloody ~gag me with a pitchfork. 3. Someone is determined…

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Is this WEIRD?

Convo with hubby tonight~ Hey you know how I don’t work outside the home & I’m on the laptop a lot, he said “Yes!” I said there’s no reason why I don’t fill out sweepstakes everyday online. Imagine how much we could WIN! Is this WEIRD?

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I LOVE it when #29!

1. I have an awesome new mattress to sleep on. 2. My teenagers enjoy a Disney Cruise. 3. We travel to Port Canaveral for a DCL cruise & on the way back home, my hubby makes a pit stop at Downtown Disney for lunch & shopping! 4. My son sells a 60 pack of candy bars…

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Baked Potato Anyone?

Today I told my kids I would make loaded baked potatoes for lunch. My son replied “I want Au gratin potatoes!” I said NO, I’m making loaded baked potatoes, its quick & easy. My daughter replied “I want mashed potatoes!” I said NO, What’s wrong with y’all, I’m making baked potatoes there’s no discussion……  …

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Disney costs us~ in more ways than one!!!

After coming off a fantastical seven night Western Caribbean cruise on the Disney Fantasy, we realized our bed at home sucked. Every evening whilst on the cruise, I floated off to sleepy~town with no problem, I didn’t need my usual aid “the Golden Girls DVD Collection” like I do every evening at home. Within one week of being home and…

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Funny but true!!!

            When you put on your underwear (Man/Woman) and your foot gets hung in it & you almost fall down, yeah that moment & it’s funny~ yet humiliating!

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Throwback Thursday

  I’ve probably already used this picture, but I don’t care, they were sooo cute & sweet back THEN:(  

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Daughter’s Quote of the day!

          Funny experience with my daughter at the neighborhood self-service car wash. It was her first time washing her new car with a power sprayer. After she washed & rinsed the car she said “Where’s the dryer?” I said you’re the dryer, lol-ha ha…..KIDS

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I LOVE it when #28!

1. It starts to rain early evening before bed. 2. My hubby comes home with a new SUV, Woot! 3. Peeps pay it forward. Try it……. 4. My DVR is filled with lots of my favorite shows. 5. My kids enjoy our company. 6. I have batteries in my t.v. remote. It’s the first place my kids…

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Disney FACT!

In 2000, Indiana Jones Epic Spectacular underwent its first major refurbishment since opening day. To celebrate its return, Disney invited 500 Florida residents, all with the last name of Jones, to see the “grand reopening” show. Each guest received a Jones T-shirt, a  hat, and the chance to ride in a special motorcade through the park….

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I LOVE it when #27

        1. My hubby goes to the nail salon with me! 2. HGTV House Hunters International is on. 3. My kids are honest. 4. The women on House Hunters don’t mention the “CLOSET” being all theirs, so annoying (old & stupid joke) 5. My iPhone, iPad & lap top are fully charged. 6. Girls on…

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Happy Mother’s Day Mama!

Mama You’re a mother who is caring, kind & thoughtful too– And for all the things you are, you’re LOVED the whole year through! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY We Love You…….

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I HATE it when #45!

1.I’m soo immune to watching “Hoarders” that I’m no longer shocked or grossed out by the maggots & animal feces on the persons stove….. 2.My hubby’s a numbskull & bought supplies to show us this really COOL you-tube trick & after three failed attempts–the kids asked him if he read the comments after the video to see if  it was a…

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Is this WEIRD?

On speaker phone with my hubby today I said “you sound crazy!” At the same time I was straightening the tiara on my head! WOOT, Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

My daughter tried to pet what she thought was a Siamese Cat outside her grandparents home last night. When she got closer, she realized it was a armadillo. Scurrrrred- she ran in the house screaming! Is this WEIRD? (maybe I should get her eyes checked)

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Is this WEIRD?

Who eats Honey Smacks Cereal while taking a bath? ANSWER– My teenage son Logan! Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

My hubby told me I suck at singing (no big surprise), better yet, not to even hum-I can’t even keep a tune humming! Garshhhh!!!!!

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Hilarious moment today!

My hubby walked down the hallway today, carrying his salad–all of a sudden I heard what sounded to be a salad mishap all on the floor, I yelled out “Did you spill your salad all over the floor?” he replied “Yes, I did!” at the same time his cellphone went off & Siri said “I figured as…

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Throwback Thursday

    Kids paddle boarding at Aulani Resort & Spa in gorgeous Hawaii, so sweet!    

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Is this WEIRD?

I hide nuts from my family, (not the fact, I’m nuts, lol) particularly Cashews & Pistachio’s! Is this WEIRD?

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I HATE it when #44

1.One of the kids rip the potato chip bag- all the way to the bottom, not enough chip clips in the world could save it! 2. “Words with Friends” buddies nudge me, sorry! 3. I painted my kids closets with chalkboard paint for fun & aesthetically pleasing & one of their friends drew something obscene on it. I should have painted…

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Logan’s funny “Quote of the day!”

Yesterday, my hubby commented on what a sloppy eater our son is & his response”That’s why I’m going to take my first date to a really FANCY chicken tender place!”

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