In 2000, Indiana Jones Epic Spectacular underwent its first major refurbishment since opening day. To celebrate its return, Disney invited 500 Florida residents, all with the last name of Jones, to see the “grand reopening” show. Each guest received a Jones T-shirt, a  hat, and the chance to ride in a special motorcade through the park.

It’s a shame I’m not a Florida resident, because my maiden name is Jones. Crapper!