1.) Your bra get twisted inside the washing machine & you can’t untwist it. 2.) Little People Big World series went off air. 3.) I have a knot in my shoes laces. 4.) and my kids have knots in both theirs. 5.) I enjoy Jerseylicious. 6.) I pull up at Dairy Queen & they’re out of ALL combo’s (no lie). I was thinking…
Tag: Family
Hubby & Tampax
I don’t use coupons often, but my sis gave me a coupon for tampax, $1.00 off, SCORE! Since I’ve been watching extreme couponing, I thought that dollar would be a great beginning, you have to start somewhere right! I was busy one evening and asked my hubby to run grab me some items from the store,…
7 Wonders of Ridiculousness!
The 7 Medieval Wonders of the world should include MOTHERS? Its Ridiculousness, they didn’t! 1. Can The Great Wall of China while driving, reach its arm under the 3rd row back seat & over a screaming child to find their babies lost, favorite binky. Ridiculousness 2. Could the Colosseum put up with the amount of sibling warfare or pure drama our kids bring us, on a regular basis. Ridiculousness 3….
I hate it when #4
When someone spits a wad of toothpaste in just cleaned bathroom sink. At a fast food restaurant, I pay for Super size fries and only receive half. I drop a whole roll of toilet tissue in the toilet, and its my last one. My hubby tells me how to drive & he’s had more traffic…
Politically correct, to the EXTREME!
Don’t you feel this world is becoming to politically correct? What happened to our first amendment right, freedom of speech, our own speech. You constantly have to watch what you say, as not to offend. Its more than just speech, its filtering down to our children in other forms and really making them a bunch of pansies. Kids…
Calgon take mommy away #1!
It’s hard to be a mommy sometimes, it doesn’t matter what age your kids are, it doesn’t get easier. No one ever tells you this, not your mom, grandma or even your neighbor. Books aren’t much help either, they make it sound as if raising kids is a joy, pleasure, even at times easy, like…
I hate it when #2
I accidently break something and still have to clean it up. I run into my garage wall with my car. When you gotta go number 2 and your traveling in the Mojave desert section of Route 66. Someone puts the shredded cheese bag with literally two pieces of cheese, back in the fridge. Same goes for the pantry, 3 half broken chips left…
Fall days & Corn Maze
Saturday’s here and football’s near, that’s not all. The Dixie Corn Maze is calling my family this weekend. It is a local family farm that transforms in October to a Halloween fright fest. My only fear is getting lost in the 20 acre maze, and having to go number 1 or even worse number 2. The maze design this year honor’s, Seal Team 6. It has a colorful…
Lego Tomahawk
My son was showing my hubby the “lego tomahawk” he just built, he said “look how strong it is?” as he hit it against the desk, and it cracked in a million pieces on my bedroom floor. Guess it could be stronger!
Hawaii & WDW
This February my family is traveling to Disney’s Aulani Resort in Oahu, Hawaii. It will be our first trip to the beautiful island, and were thrilled. Also in March (Spring Break) I will be taking the kids on our first WDW trip without my hubby, so that should be interesting. We will be staying at the…
Panties & my hubby
My hubby calls me all day long, half the time we’re just rambling about silly stuff or talking about our kids. This particular day he called for an actual purpose. He phoned to tell me to STOP using fabric softener sheets in our dryer once and for all (it makes things cling). Surprised by his…
Paw paw quote
We’re driving to Hot Springs, Arkansas to enjoy our little vacay spot, as we do about once a month. I drag my parents along for the ride, and good times, good times. I’ve always said my family should have their own reality show, because the crazy things that come out of our mouths & things we do. We…