My hubby went into Harbor Freight Tools for a pair of wire strippers (even though he probably has a million pairs around the house) and he came out with wire strippers, a machete and a dog bed! Is this WEIRD?~ YES, YES IT IS!!!!!
Tag: Dog
I HATE it when #50!
1. The ketchup, mayo or mustard are at the end of their life in the container and the juice squirts everywhere but the Hamburger, Sandwich or Hot dog you aimed for. 2. I pull off the last paper towel on the roll and only half of it comes off, because the other half is still stuck…
Mishaps after long day of painting!
Only this could happen to ME!!!!! Long day of painting, I originally thought I would play a more supervisory role in this quest, but lets get real, that NEVER happens~ SHOCKER, I’m a control freak and my hubby had to watch the LSU game with his dad. So he had a paint intermission for almost 4 hours,…
Is this WEIRD?
My dog gets a few pieces of dog food in her mouth and jumps on the sofa & eats it. Is this WEIRD?
Is this WEIRD?
When my outside dogs bark incessantly, I bang on my French doors & yell “SHUT UP!” I’m positive my neighbors LOVE it…Is this WEIRD?
Odd place for dog poop!
Nothing like smelling dog poop when waking up in the morning. I looked all over my room, I even asked the dog, she was tight-lipped. I didn’t see it anywhere-went back to bed & couldn’t get the smell out of my nostrils, I finally gave up & fell back to sleep. When I awoke, the…
Hubby “sense of smell”
While putting up Christmas lights on the roof yesterday–my hubby said “Something smells awful” I said “Did you fart?” No, he replied -“Did you put deodorant on? Of course, you know I did– “Did you smell your upper lip?” Now your just being stupid…Then he yells out “Oh shit!” I said “you shit?” He said…
I LOVE it when #25!
1. I leave the casino a winner! 2. The sequel to a movie is just as good as the original! 3. My dog throws her own toy & amuses herself! 4. My hubby has a weekend off & we’re outta here…. 5. I’m able to snag 50 cent conies at Sonic on Halloween! 6. I have…
Dogs gonna get it!
My dog “Riley” chews off her collar or harness any chance she gets. This morning I took her out with a brand new harness on. Somehow she “Houdinied” her way out & ran around the neighborhood almost with a smirk on her Chihuahua face. Picture this—-Me in my jammies chasing her, calling “Here Riley, come here…
My dog better be disoriented! “Is this WEIRD?”
Today at the lake house, I woke up to my dog actually peeing & laying a deuce on me, she better be disoriented! Is this WEIRD?
Daughter’s Quote of the Day!
All of a sudden yesterday, I heard my daughter scream, “Oh NO, The dog has a turd in her mouth!”
Is this Weird?
While grilling in my backyard, I heard my dog chewing on something loudly. Upon further inspection, are you ready for this–it was some kind of JAWBONE, yes I said JAWBONE–with yellow-gnarled up teeth still in tact. OMG I was terrified it was human & we would need CSI, so I snatched it out of my dog’s mouth…
What’s that smell?
I tried to clean out my car today & smelled this foul odor. So I looked under my seats — thought it could possibly be meat that slid under my seat from a grocery bag (happened before) or worse, a dead squirrel possibly cooked in my engine, my mind was all over the place. (more…
I HATE it when #35!
1. Juice from my veggies runs into other foods on my plate, especially a hamburger bun—Yuck-no one likes soggy buns, hehe. 2. An empty can of Pringle’s is put back in the pantry! 3. My inside dog drags trash out of the kitchen trash can. 4. I hear my outside dog chewing on something loudly as I’m grilling…
I hate it when #33!
1.I bite into something that’s suppose to be soft— like a hamburger & something hard is in it, then I realze its my tooth—I HOPE IT”S MINE! 2. I buy a drink from the drive thru, pull off, take a big swig of it & realize its something totally different. 3. My hubby forgets to take trash out on trash day!…
New Puppy Potty Training & Kids, huh?
My hubby said “The way I’m going to potty train the new puppy is to put our kids nose in her poop, so they’ll make sure to take her out!”…..Ok, that’s one way to do it….
Hot Dogs in Heaven!
My son said “There better be hot dogs in Heaven or I’m going some place else!” I said, God’s in heaven! Then he said “There’s gotta be hot dogs in Heaven or it wouldn’t be Heaven!” Related articles 10 Weird Hot Dog Facts (fooducate.com)
Quote of the day!
My hubby said “I bet you 100 dollars to a pickle, no one fed the dog tonight!”
Is this weird?
I woke up, walked in den— to find every comforter in the house, except mine (thankfully) all over the floor. My son had friend spend the night made a huge tent, then it imploded on them, when dog (beagle) jumped on top and then proceeded to urinate on it! So they moved what didn’t get wet, into the living…
****BREAKING NEWS***Update (in red)—— to Paw Paw’s Opossum story!
My dad had an albino opossum visiting his home on a regular basis, he would leave food out, watch for him & before we knew it, this blossoming opossum friendship had turned into part of the family. On our last trip to Hot Springs two weeks ago, my dad was telling me all about my…
One legged man
I was watching a T.V. commercial while over my parents home tonight, I said “Awwww that man has one leg!” My dad immediately jumps in conversation with “That’s nothing, I see dogs hopping around with just three legs all the time!”
Is this WEIRD #1
A few weeks ago, we found the perfect costume for my son Logan, he loves hot dogs, it’s a running joke everywhere we go fancy restaurant or not, he eats them. So when we saw the Hot Dog Costume, it was a perfect fit. Picture this, we’re driving home from picking up this marvelous weiner creation & like any kid, with a…
Paw paw & his albino opossum (Y’all that’s possum’ for us southern folk)
My dad had an albino opossum visiting his home on a regular basis, he would leave food out, watch for him & before we knew it, this blossoming opossum friendship had turned into part of the family. On our last trip to Hot Springs two weeks ago, my dad was telling me all about my new brother “the opossum” what he…
