“If you don’t start somewhere, you ain’t going to get nowhere.” Bob Marley
Son’s birthday request
My crazy son said “I know what I want for my birthday, a hot dog rotisserie with a built in bun toaster!” Funny, funny, funny!
Obit with a Twist
My Sweet Mother-in-law Diann Basham Gosdin: Mother of three: Pat, Ryan & Phoebe. She enjoyed them oh so much & always kept in touch, not one to intrude and never was she rude. A kind and endearing soul, who brought happiness where ever she’d go. Unique Southern Lady with eyes you could trust and never one…
Quote of the day!
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. Benjamin Franklin
Quote of the day!
Nothing tastes as good, as skinny feels! Housewives of New Jersey
Colbie Caillat
Colbie Caillat VIP seating for daughters birthday weekend, not to shabby!
Stripper & Horse Trainer
My hubby & I were watching a new reality T.V. show filmed where we live & one of the “characters” introduced herself as a Stripper & Horse trainer! WOW, my hubby & I looked at each other & he replied “I hope she’s a great horse trainer, because I don’t know who would pay to see…
I HATE it when #25!
1. The kids are rifling through the cabinets in the kitchen & I’m too lazy to see what their doing! 2. My coffee becomes cold, I dislike cold coffee! 3.My family receives bogus phone calls on their cell phone from strangers– wanting strangers. 4. Commercials come on, I hate interruptions…. 5. I get lotion in…
Daughters beauty tip of the week!
When buying new makeup: it’s good to invest in a great a foundation, bronzer & mascara!
Quote of the day!
Say what you mean, but don’t say it mean! Real Housewives
Xbox Live or drugs?
My twelve year old son asked “Are you going to buy me a XBOX Live card today?” I said “You have money-if you want it, you buy it, — why should I buy you one anyway, it’s not your birthday or a holiday!” He jokingly replied “It keeps me from doing drugs, I thought you would be happy to buy me one!”
Surprise Booby Appearance
It’s my daughters 15th birthday so we decided to go bowling, play pool, eat, then shopping. As we’re walking in front of a beautiful fountain, families were making wishes together and I’m pretty darn sure their wish was not seeing my right boob make a surprise appearance-all because my Birthday girl stepped on my sundress!…
My birthday girl turns 15!
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Peyton, happy birthday to you, and many more! Have a wonderful 15th birthday, thank you for making daddy & I sooooo proud! We’ve enjoyed watching you grow into a beautiful young lady & we LOVE you very much. Happy Birthday Pey Pey!
Flip’s off the diving board!
My daughter mentioned going to our neighborhood pool tomorrow & I said “I would go with you, but I just colored my hair.” She said “Good– then you should have your hair colored everyday.” I replied “I would LOVE to show you my flips off the diving board!” My daughter then stated “Oh yeah that sounds like fun going to…
Is this weird?
My daughter dared my son to pee a little in the cat litter & he did!!!!!!! I know, gross….
Mastery
I congratulated my son on receiving Mastery on his ILEAP test & he said “Finally I can get away from booger picking Eddie & move into classes with kids that don’t pick their nose!”
Quote of the day!
Calm down, clown! Mary Mary Related articles NEW VIDEO: Mary Mary “Go Get It” (hot1041stl.com)
I LOVE it when #16
1. I get to spend time with my niece & nephew! 2. My nail polish stays on longer than 2 days without chipping. 3. A Golden Girls marathon is airing! Even though I have the entire DVD collection. 4. I go to a doctor’s appointment & they don’t rob me blind. 5. My laptop’s mother-board burn’t…
Quote of the day!
Enjoy the natural transitions of life! Tia & Tamera
Is this weird?
I like to eat raw peeled potatoes, when preparing mash potatoes!
Jeep riding Memorial Day
Enjoying gorgeous holiday with family cruising the mountains in jeep!
Is this weird?
While at the Dollar Tree the other day, my daughter & I thought it would be funny if we gathered all the Hawaiian garb & put it on her. Then we took this picture, good times, good times!
Drivin’
My daughter said “Let me drive!” my hubby said “You have–all day, driving me crazy all day!”
My dead butt
I told my kids, I’ll make it easy for y’all, when I’m dead just burn me & split my ashes between the two of you. Then my daughter said “Yeah I’d probably end up with your butt” I replied No, I’ll give you one cheek & your brother the other! HAhahahahaha
Topless barber shop
My hubby told my parents (his in laws) that he should open up a topless barbershop with real topless women. They laughed & then my hubby said you know it’s like a lap dance for your hair! Hahaha…
Hubby’s Quote of the day
I’ve got the POWER & you’re a little SOUR! Hubby speaking to our rotten children today.
I HATE it when #24!
1. It’s hot in my bedroom & I’m to lazy to get up and turn on the fan. 2. My hubby sleeps sideways in our bed. 3. “Storage Wars” Dave Hester is a bully. 4. My hubby snores, all night long. 5. They don’t catch crab on “Deadliest Catch.” 6. I crave something & can’t have it, garlic spicy…
Disney Quote of the day!
“Every child is born blessed with a vivid imagination. But just as a muscle grows flabby with disuse, so the bright imagination of a child pales in later years if he ceases to exercise it.” Walt Disney Related articles Disney “Quote of the day!” Mickey Mouse inspired (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
Some ducks just didnt make it:(
My hubby called to let me know he and two baby ducks had a really bad day–I said WHAT are you talking about???? He told me he was driving through our neighborhood & all of a sudden two baby ducks ran out in front of him. He swerved but couldn’t avoid hitting one, feeling extremely sad he jumped out of the…
Quote of the day!
Winner’s compare their achievements with their goals, while losers compare their achievements with those of other people. -Nido Qubein
Daddy’s Payback!
Example of how crazy my life is: my daughter takes things & puts them anywhere & everywhere but the place they belong! So my hubby thought he would make sure she remembered this moment–by leaving his nicely trimmed toenails on her makeup table with this note to possibly teach her a lesson! He wanted to…
Quote of the Day!
I try, I fail, I try again, I fail better. Samuel Beckett
Dallas+Me+Kids+Grandparents+T.V.=Tooth?
Well, well, well, it has been a very interesting day to say the least. Here’s the visual: On our way to the “Big D”, just 10 minutes into the trip! I’m driving with my mom as my co-pilot & a large bag of candy in between us, Papa & Peyton in second row & my…
Disney Diva’s Weekend & 5K @WDW
My hubby gives life to all my dreams!
Quote of the day
“Don’t be a FUN SPONGE!” House Hunters This lady said her fiance’ sucked the fun out of everything! That’s sad.
Pimp Turtle
I said “Oh no, Logan come quick — your turtle is eating a spider!” He ran in room looked at “Squirt” & replied “It’s because he’s pimp!” Related articles Ziplining Turtle (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle Aquarium & Pee pee (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com) Turtle food + vacuum = sock (dawnsdorkydiary.wordpress.com)
Disney “Quote of the day!”
“There is more treasure in books–than in all the pirates’ loot on Treasure Island and at the bottom of the Spanish Main & best of all you can enjoy these riches every day of your life.” Walt Disney
I LOVE it when #15
1. My family & friends receive great results from doctor! 2. I paint my nails & they dry without bumping something first. 3. I beat my hubby at anything: Monopoly, Chess, Words with Friends, any contest, argument, air hockey, video games, trivia–get the hint, so fun.. 4. I sneak off in hubbies jeep & a great song comes…
Quote of the day!
“A man will rust out quicker than he will wear out!” Colonel Sanders
Mother’s Day
Happy Mother’s Day Mama, Nana & Maw Maw I hope your day is filled with love, laughter & gifts galore. Relax & enjoy your day, you’ve earned it! Happy Mother’s Day to All History of Mother’s Day Mother’s Day began 150 years ago, when Anna Jarvis, an Appalachian homemaker, organized a day to raise awareness of…
My Son or Cherry Pies?
I ran in my parents home to retrieve my son while hubby waited in his truck! I came out of the house with two cherry pies & my hubby said “You went in for our son and came out with pies, good trade!” & we gave each other dap! Hahe
Disney “Quote of the day”
“Part of the Disney success is our ability to create a believable world of dreams that appeals to all age groups. The kind of entertainment we create is meant to appeal to every member of the family.” Walt Disney
I Hate it when #23!
1. I need a clean towel out of the linen closet & its empty! 2. I pick up clothes out of the dryer & as I’m carrying them, they slowly fall one by one out of my hands & onto the floor & as I try to pick them up I drop another. I have two laundry baskets I never seem…
AX–two toed Tommy!
While doing yard work today–my son asked for the ax, I replied “I don’t think sooooo” he said “Come on, I already have guns (shotguns in locked gun cabinet)–what could I possibly hurt?” My hubby replied “AX– two toed Tommy that question!!!!! HEHEHE, so funny..
Logan’s Jujitsu!
My son walked in our room & demanded his dad “Hurry & drive me to school–I know jujitsu! My hubby said, really when did you learn this? Logan replied ” I pulled up a 55 minute video on my IPod last night, but really only watched about 10 minutes of it! I guess it was…
Homemade Chicken Tortilla Soup
Ingredients: 4 oz unsalted butter (1 stick) 4 oz extra virgin olive oil (1/2 cup) 2 oz bacon drippings ( 1/4 cup) 2.5 oz green bell pepper ( 1/3 cup) 8 oz yellow onions ( 1 cup) 4 oz celery ( 1/2 cup) 4 oz carrots (1/2 cup) 1/2 bunch cilantro (stems included) 1 teaspoon…
This is GROSS!
Cleaning the toilet sucks, but its especially disgusting when the toilet juices fly up in my face, eyes & hair while cleaning it……..This is Gross!
Sucker stick+popsicle stick + bloody bandaid =
Boy’s sleepover! All of these items found on the floor of my den, GROSS!
Travel, Family & Fun rolled into one! 