In a Blink of an Eye~ Logan Graduated!

‚Äč ‚Äč Everyone’s heard¬†the old adage in a “blink of an eye” especially in reference to growing children. In a “blink of an eye” they’ll¬†be walking,¬†in a “blink of an eye” they’ll go to kindergarten¬†and in a¬†“blink of an eye” they’ll¬†graduate from high-school.¬†I took this into consideration as my children¬†grew, reminding myself constantly through the…

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Peyton Left to Her Own Devices!

My nineteen year old daughter Peyton loves to sing and sounds quite lovely. She’s fortunate she did not inherit her chops from me, as I’m literally the most awful singer on the planet. I’m so pathetic my hubby jokes that I can’t even hold a tune when humming or whistling, now that’s bad with a capital B………A & D!  Peyton especially enjoys singing when my hubby…

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Funny of the Day!

OMG, what am I going to do with my teenage son! I made homemade chicken & dumplings for lunch today. My son beckoned me to the bathroom door where I heard him eating, so I asked “Logan are you eating chicken & dumplings while in the bathtub?” He answered “Yep, can you bring me more!”…

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Flashback Friday

My children at Epcot Flower and Garden Festival one week ago!

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Flashback Friday

My kids at Walt Disney World when they were young:(

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Odd Things in Common!!!

   What do these items have in common, Clippers, Bottled Water, Pirate eye patch, One Q-tip, Headset and Green Zombie mixture?!?!?! My daughters mess atop the bathroom counter.

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Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers!

Logan’s actual messy room¬† Change you find on your child’s floor while cleaning up their pig-sty, is yours, right? If they wanted it, would it¬†still be on the floor!!! Finders keepers, losers weepers! I pocketed 45 cents today:)

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Happy 16th Birthday Logan

   Our little boy is growing up and for young girls on this special birthday they celebrate their “Sweet 16.” I told Logan this could be his “Swell 16”, “Super 16”, “Stupendous 16” or better yet his “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 16”   Happy 16 birthday whichever you choose Logan, we love you a bushel and a peck…

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Another School Year Begins

   And then there was one~ this school year is very different from the others. Only one person having a first day today, my fifteen year old son Logan (with his darker hair, I like to call him Elvis for fun) 

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Son looks like Carrot Top!

Woke up today with my bathroom sinks, tub and sons head, face, ears and one elbow (go figure) dyed reddish orange. YEP~ right before Palm Sunday Church. This is how he went to church today~  

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Throwback Thursday

A shot of me two weeks ago in same location as my children in 2003 in Fantasyland at Magic Kingdom.   Crazy the changes with the trees and umbrellas below.

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I’m a real man!

This is¬†how my fifteen year old son asked to go bowling with his buddy today¬†“Mom, I’m a man now, I have sideburns and all & I want to go bowling & eat cheesy fries!” So hilarious-sideburns & all

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Baked Potato Anyone?

Today I told my kids I would make loaded baked potatoes for lunch. My son replied “I want Au gratin potatoes!” I said NO, I’m making loaded baked potatoes, its quick & easy. My daughter replied “I want mashed potatoes!” I said NO, What’s wrong with y’all, I’m making baked potatoes there’s no discussion……  …

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Daughter’s Quote of the day!

          Funny experience with my daughter at the¬†neighborhood self-service car wash. It was her first time washing her new car¬†with a power sprayer. After she washed & rinsed the car¬†she said “Where’s the dryer?”¬†I said you’re the dryer, lol-ha ha…..KIDS

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Logan’s funny “Quote of the day!”

Yesterday, my hubby commented on what a sloppy eater our son is & his response”That’s why I’m going to take my first date to a really FANCY chicken tender place!”

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Logan’s Bathtub request!

I walked past the bathtub today & my son yelled out “Mama, bring me my sword & my laptop!”¬†Odd request….he didn’t get either.

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No Zombies!

  I said “Logan, get off your video games & come spend time with me & daddy?” He said “No, there are no zombies to kill with y’all!” Awesome Sauce

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What do the words-Morbid, Brownies & kids have in common?

While visiting the cemetery today,¬†I shared my “Funeral” wishes¬†with my¬†teenagers. “When I croak, I want cremated & sprinkled in areas that are special to me.” (not legal-shh) My daughter was totally against the idea of me being cremated – a little shocked because she revels in torturing me here on earth/why not in death- just…

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Peytons Accomplishment verses Logan’s surprise at the DMV

¬† ¬†At the DMV the other day, waiting for my daughter to physically get her Drivers License, I noticed everyone had an extra cup or two¬†of CRAZY, as if we were at Wal-Mart, my family included.¬†Nearing the 2nd HOUR of our “INTERESTING” standing room-only wait, we witnessed all sorts of folks from youngin’s to old…

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Son’s NOT so responsible

What do a knife, fire & opened door have in common? All the things my young teenage son did wrong-¬†his first time home alone & all within one hour of me being gone! A large knife to cut an orange, a lighter¬†he used to¬†start incense¬†& an unlocked¬†back door he opened to patio, so he could…

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Is this WEIRD?

Yesterday, I told my son to change into warmer clothes to come with me to the store being the temperature was 37 degrees, so he changed from¬†a t-shirt & khaki slacks with no shoes¬†into blue shorts, the same t-shirt, SLIPPERS & last but definitely not least a Batman winter mask/hat! REALLY….

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Our “NUN” Car Convo

While driving to dinner this evening, ¬†I noticed what I thought to be a Nun through my rear view mirror. I said¬†to my kids “Is that a nun behind us?” no I thought–¬†it couldn’t be, she has¬†flashy¬†earrings on. I also¬†don’t think nuns would have something hanging off their rear view¬†mirror, unless it was¬†a cross! “My…

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Quote of the day

  “When your kids start talking to you in #Hashtags, their spending way too much time on social media!”

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Young LOVE & Video Games

My daughter told her boyfriend the other day, how sweet this picture was online–it went something like this “Ladies, if your boyfriend pauses a video game¬†to text you back—MARRY him!”¬†Peyton showed her boyfriend this picture online & he¬†responded by saying “I¬†text you during my video games all the time——–then¬†my daughter smiled——————then¬†he quickly interrupted her romantic…

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$12 & My Son Logan

My son begged to go to the grocery store the other day, odd because usually he begs NOT to go. But this day he had an agenda, he had $12 dollars to his name & it was burning a hole in his pocket.¬†I sat in the car, while he went into the grocery store like…

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Funny Daughter– Quote of the Day!

My daughter Peyton told me while at school today she was offered a taco from a kid¬†while walking down the hall. I said ” I hope you didn’t take a taco from a stranger!” she then replied “If someone offers me a free taco, I’m going to take it?” DID I¬†TEACH YOU ANYTHING…So parents: Not…

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Odd things in my car!

This mixture of items are in my car right now: Fake Party Poop, Bag of Potatoes, Walking Dead Poster & Worcestershire Sauce, is this weird?

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My Crappy Morning

Woke up at¬†3:34 am with mild food poisoning, felt like death, fell back to sleep at 6:00am only to wake to the sound of my daughter asking ” Is something burning, I smell fire!” Well of course that got me up -( what kind of mother would I be if I didn’t) my son burnt’…

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Quote of the day!

“Dude that elephant is sooo cool!” Logan (watching 300)

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You know you’re bored when!

You know you’re son is extremely bored when he downloads a APP for popping bubble wrap & is having a blast playing it:))) I’m one proud mama!!

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My crazy son

I asked my son why he wears a ring (manly), he said “it adds a little fun to my finger!” Haha, ok!

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In my vacuum

This is just some of what I found in my vacuum today, my son last used it in his room, he sucked this prize up…..

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Daughter’s “Quote of the day!”

My daughter walked in our bathroom & noticed tinkle on the seat¬† (brother) &¬†stated “Dog gone it, if you can aim &¬†shoot your enemies on the X-box, then you should be able to make this target!” Peyton Gosdin¬†

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Keeping with the RAT theme

My son told me a story¬† (loosely based), it involved a Boy, Gym Class & a Rat, weird combo, huh?¬†In gym class the other day, a kid¬†changed into his gym clothes &¬†a rat jumped out & the boy screamed at the top of¬†his lungs & ran¬†out of the locker room. I don’t know if this…

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“Quote of the day!”

My son said to me, “If¬†you were a Native American–your name would be ONEWHOYELLSALOT!” I laughed & laughed…..

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Poor Teachers

My daughter & her friend¬†were gabbing back & forth in the car, about the teachers at their school.¬†One teacher¬†was mentioned quite a bit, so my MOM ears tuned in¬†to their teenage gossip. Get ready for this——–They actually said “Yeah & he is SOOOO mean, when he wakes you up in class!!!!!!!!” I was floored, I…

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Sweet son!

My son sent me this sweet note by remote helicopter!

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Lizard Tattoo & Church

Great day for our son to apply a rather large Dragon tat to his hand, right before church! So hilarious!!!!!!!!

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Sports Clips & Logan

This past weekend my son¬†received¬†a¬†haircut¬†from Sports Clips, while he’s¬†enjoyed his shampoo, neck rub &¬†warm towel—the hair stylist¬†asked “Oh honey, did you get something cut out of your head & pointed to the back of his head?” My son said “Yes!”¬†Hair¬†beautified & time to depart Sports Clips, we¬†noticed the hairstylist looked a little¬†sad, WEIRD*** I thought….

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Daughter’s Quote of the day”

“Mom, I need to¬†jog with you tonight, my hips just aren’t working for me!” I LMAO!!! Her hips look just fine…….

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Not what I expected!!!!

Early yesterday morning – I looked at my cats litter box, I noticed a rather large object. I was alarmed that a delicate cat named Tinkerbelle could have such a gigantic amount of- let’s just say #2. I inspected the situation closer to find, it was not #2 it was my sons sock, just not…

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Nine Toed Teacher!

My son Logan informed me today that his substitute teacher had only nine toes, she was missing her¬†big toe. I laughed & asked how do you know this? He replied¬†“SHE¬†showed us.” I said, How did she lose her toe?¬†“She¬†didn’t say.” I thought, how strange of a woman teacher to state— that she only had nine…

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