The World of Christmas!

Christmas celebrations from across the globe Mexico~ Christmas trees are becoming more popular in Mexico, but the main, most important decoration is still the Nacimiento (Nativity Scene). Norway~ Christmas Eve is the time when presents are exchanged. The gifts are sometimes brought by Santa Claus (called ‘Julenissen’ in Norway). Presents are also brought by the…

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Merry CHRISTmas!

It is the most beautiful time of the year once again. Pray, sing and make merry, Christmas is finally here. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Have a prosperous New Year.

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Is this WEIRD?

I can chew an entire pack of big red gum (really any gum)& swallow it all – just wanted you to know, woot! When I was little my mom told me if I kept swallowing gum, when I had a baby, it would stick to me—-She LIED! woot woot! Is this WEIRD?lol

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I HATE it when #41!

1. I open a can with the can opener & the juice from the can spills all over my granite countertops, especially gross when its tuna! 2. I try to grab a glass out of my cabinet & there all in the dishwasher (clean, but in the dishwasher). 3. When sewing & my bobbin runs out…

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Hubby “sense of smell”

While putting up Christmas lights on the roof yesterday–my hubby said “Something smells awful” I said “Did you fart?” No, he replied -“Did you put deodorant on? Of course, you know I did– “Did you smell your upper lip?” Now your just being stupid…Then he yells out “Oh shit!” I said “you shit?” He said…

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Happy Birthday Jesus & Merry Christmas!

Luke 1:30-31 And the angel said to her, “Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God. And behold, you will conceive in your womb and bear a son, and you shall call his name Jesus. From my family to yours, have a BLESSED Christmas! Related articles Merry Christmas – Jesus is the…

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This is what I’m dealing with!

I received a text message from my daughter. She informed me, her school had an extremely emotional “Veterans Day” assembly today. Peyton said she boo hooed through the whole event & then asked the craziest question. “For Christmas can I get my pilot’s license, if you LOVE me–you’ll let me!” This is what I’m dealing with….. UGH– NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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I hate it when #15!

1. Ashton Kutcher has long hair! 2. Other people register for my HGTV Dream home. 3. My hubby is having his man period! 4. I have to clean & put away all the Christmas stuff till next year! 5. Pine needles fall off a my fake Christmas tree everywhere! 6. I need more vacuum bags, but don’t realize…

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Near almost fatal (not really) “Mall Christmas train”

So I’m shopping with my family in mall today, spending our Christmas money & I almost get hit by the Mall Christmas train, filled with happy little boys & girls and only going about 2 miles an hour. Thank god it had a real horn, it honked & I jumped out-of-the-way– just in nick of time! I wrote a little rap, for my almost near…

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I hate it when #14 “Christmas Edition”

1. People forget the reason for the season,  Jesus’ birthday! Happy Birthday Jesus:)) 2. People say Happy Holidays in place of “Merry Christmas!” 3. Teachers tell kids there’s no SANTA. 4. My dad gets admitted to hospital right before Christmas, but thankfully (GOD is great) got out literally right before. 5. Santa at local mall looks drunk & pissed…

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Christmas Wishes!

Have a very Merry Christmas & Warm Wishes for a joyous New Year! Be thankful for what you have right now! I wish for my family & friends–great health, happiness & hope all year-long. Happy holidays from my family to yours! Stay safe…..

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Quote of the day!

My hubby walked past my son playing Xbox live & said “Logan, Are you playing that Strawberry Shortcake game again!”  hubby trying to joke & embarrass him online, he’s such a delinquent! Related articles Strawberry Shortcake Celebrates 30 Sweet Years with First-Ever Digital Comic App (graphicpolicy.com)

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I Love it when #6!

1. I get all my Christmas shopping finished & wrapped one week before Christmas! 2. I watch Dog the Bounty Hunter to see Hawaii, makes me excited for trip. A shame, I have to watch arrests & druggies to get my Hawaii fix. Hawaii Five-O isn’t much better. 3. The girl I least like, gets kicked…

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Naughty or Nice?

I said a few unsavory words, under my breath & maybe to her face, about a lady who cut in front of me–NAUGHTY I let a few cars drive in front of me at the mall–NICE I used great restraint in store when Wal-Mart had no employees opening up there locked game cabinets–NICE & a little NAUGHTY…

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Granny’s gone wild!

Kids were acting a fool today! I made a mistake of letting them sit next to one another at a restaurant for lunch. Afterwards, they chased  each other through the parking lot with a toothpick. My mom gathered them up in the car & said “Watch out, granny’s gone wild, I have a lethal weapon in my purse…

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Stay Away–Tip’s for surviving the weekend before Christmas!

1. Stay away from the frantic looking woman with kids! You’ll be sorry… 2. Stay away from the one weird guy by himself, there’s a reason he’s by himself, do not make eye contact either! 3. Stay away from all parking lots, catastrophe’s waiting to happen, but if you dare, watch the way other’s park,…

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Just a singin’

So I was just singing along to Wham’s “Last Christmas” and I started singing the wrong words then my daughter said “Normally when someone messes up on part of the song they realize it & stop singing it, but you finished the whole thing!” I said, I was enjoying my singing…..and I suckkkk. George Michael’s outfit looks…

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I LOVE it when #6

1. When I get in my car & my favorite song comes on the radio. 2. I don’t have any chores to do that day, rare. 3. I see a mall Santa that looks real (spoiler alert)! 4. My coffee tastes great in the morning. 5. My kids are at school. 6. My kids come home…

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I thought it was the short line!

Do you have this problem also? I meticulously pick my checkout line at every store. I always get the one that appears the shortest, but it never fails, even if it’s just one person in line, it’s the one idiot who trying to return something in the checkout line, does this person really not know about the stores RETURN area…

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Crazy women @ Wally world during Xmas season!

What is it about Christmas that brings out the crazy in women! I’m driving thru Walmart’s parking lot trying to find a space today &  I saw many varieties of women from all ages trying to literally stuff their cars, I know you have an SUV but that doesn’t mean you can buy Billy a big boy bike, Tommy a Go cart &…

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Is this nerdy?

I want “The making of Star Wars book for Christmas?”  I love reading books or stories on the history of anything really, especially a favorite movie or person like Walter Disney, Bob Barker! I guess that’s why I love the History & Discovery channel’s!

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Kids Christmas List, they wish!

First of all let me start this off by saying, my kids Peyton 14 & Logan 12 are absolutely insane, the things they put on they’re Christmas List are sometimes way over the top: Past items include: Car- neither are driving age yet, Four wheeler- not allowed in city limits, Second story added to house– that is actually…

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Grown up Christmas list!

I want a new kitty & a dolly like Billy & Suzy, just kidding! 1. I want to end hunger & war. 2. I wish poverty & crazies didn’t exist, well some crazy is fun. 3. I want my kids to stay buddies forever. 4. I would like my left blinker bulb fixed on my…

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Oddest gift ever received, can u beat this one?

When my hubby and I were first married, we had our first family Christmas party in our new place. My hubbies family was over opening gifts & my brother-in-law seemed unusually excited for my hubby to open his gift— well we were very surprised, when he unwrapped a Prosthetic Leg.  My BIL found in someone’s trash (I think,…

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5 Household items you should have on-hand:

1. Bleach gets rid of germs in every part of the home also whiten’s clothes, clean toilets, sterilize & sanitize. 2. White Vinegar– Gets rid of bad odors, removes stains from carpets & clothing, cleans glass , stainless steel & chrome, also cleans appliances inside & out, floors, counters. 3. Duct tape– You would be surprised that duct…

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