It’s the small things in a marriage that count! Alert- bragging hubby moment… Let me set the scene~ I was decorating for CHRISTmas, resembling Princess Ratchet (NOT a Disney princess); sporting my Disney tiara while wearing ill-fitted yoga pants with no makeup on, hubby chillin’ on his beloved recliner watching sports and the kids were at…
Category: Hubbies Funnies
My family and I were laughing the other day as we recalled a funny memory that I’d like to share and most of you can relate. Picture this SCENARIO~ I’m at work and receive a call from my hubby Ryan whom was home alone caring for our young son, Logan. He shared with me that…
So my hubby received a call today from Kingston,Jamaica. He answered and the person on the other end said “Yeah mon, this is Publishers Clearinghouse!”~ My hubby stopped him right there realizing it was a scam and said “Publishers Clearinghouse isn’t in Jamaica mon and hung up, laughing!”
*Throwback Thursday* (3 yrs ago) My Worst Day Ever!
Disclaimer::::First of all I pride myself on organization almost to a fault, but nothing could have prepared me for this day. Disclaimer:::: Can you believe that my almost worst day ever began at my happy place, Walt Disney World Resort! I woke up early on my departure day– #1) I called the Magical Express baggage department to…
My hubby (nasty from kayak fishing) surprised me last night and brought his “daily catch” into our bedroom~ lucky me….I had to take a photos because~ who really does that!!?!!! The fish smell lingered a while, EW!
Hubby’s just don’t know when to quit………
Let me catch you up to speed on yesterday’s brutal attack on my psyche~ I’ve had severe lower back pain for three days in a row, so much so I’ve had to resort to my dads back brace, Blue Emu cream and multiple Ibuprofen every 4-6 hours to function upright. My hubby has called me…
Is this WEIRD?
My hubby went into Harbor Freight Tools for a pair of wire strippers (even though he probably has a million pairs around the house) and he came out with wire strippers, a machete and a dog bed! Is this WEIRD?~ YES, YES IT IS!!!!!
Who needs this many white socks?????
My hubby, this is craziness…….
Hubby’s Quote of the day!
I called my hubby and said “What’s up?”~first thing he said ~”Aw, not much, just talking about Pochantas and watching my tools in the hole!” (Tool in hole-work stuff) Hilarious, I caught him, I’m not the only Disney freak in the house! He thinks she’s hot, for SOME reason, LOL!
Is this WEIRD?
One day as a joke at my expense my hubby hid a scary mask from the movie SCREAM in my closet, so when I opened it~ I would (fill in the blank) S _ _ _ _ M! He positioned it so it looked like it was coming at me….. BRAVO, well done~ he enjoyed a double show…
Let me start by saying my hubby loves to sneak up on me any chance he gets. So one day, I was in my master bath and thought I heard him creeping in the house to scare me. So I yelled out “I know you’re there CREEPER!” After a few seconds he didn’t…
Marriage Dream Come True!
My hubby said come with me to the garage as he held this large rod/pole in his hand, I said Why? He said, I just rewired the drill and want you to hit me with this in case it shocks me. I said, Gladly~Dream Come True! P.S. He didn’t get shocked, but I hit…
My hubby’s quote & Is this WEIRD?
I asked my hubby for help today for my Is this WEIRD post, he said “Yeah, think about everything you’ve done the past 24hrs and post it!” HAHAHA
Quote of the day!
You can’t trust a man with a tattoo of Colonel Sanders with devil horns! My hubby
Hubby’s Quote of the day!
While watching BATMAN with Michael Keaton, my hubby said “It’s the only Batman movie where I hope the villain wins!” He never understood that chose and honestly neither did I.
Hubby’s “Quote of the day!”
My hubby just watched the Real Housewives of New York preview trailer where he saw a prosthetic leg get thrown on the ground & said “It ain’t a party till a someone’s fake leg comes off!” Hubby
Hilarious moment today!
My hubby walked down the hallway today, carrying his salad–all of a sudden I heard what sounded to be a salad mishap all on the floor, I yelled out “Did you spill your salad all over the floor?” he replied “Yes, I did!” at the same time his cellphone went off & Siri said “I figured as…
Romantic Birthday Poem from my Hubby (few yrs ago)
“She cooks, she cleans and makes dresses, that’s why baby, you’re the bestest!” Hilariously sweet and no- he’s not five:)
Quote of the day! Only in the South
“Let’s hurry, I don’t like seeing a man in a trench coat at a gun show- especially when its 67 degrees!” Hubby Quote (not hubby in picture)
Gesture of ENDEARMENT!
It’s the little things that are romantic to me-This morning for instance; my hubby walked into our room before leaving for work to tell me I forgot to add toilet paper to the shopping list yesterday. WAIT– that’s not the romantic part, THIS is– he brought the remaining toilet paper out of our main bathroom…
Hubby & the Bible!
Hubby & I were talking on the phone to each other, as we usually do as a married couple & he announced out of the blue “Ewww, poor guy- he’s so ugly. You know Dawn, in the Bible when it said something like your body is a temple- treat it well, its your carrier to life…
O.k., I admit it-I have an addiction! I watch a ton of trash “reality” shows. The one show that specifically gets my hubbies gears grinding is “Mob Wives” particularly one person on the show, lovingly nicknamed “Big Ang”, if you watch the show, you’re undoubtedly laughing your ass off right now, because you get it…I’m not…
Hubby “sense of smell”
While putting up Christmas lights on the roof yesterday–my hubby said “Something smells awful” I said “Did you fart?” No, he replied -“Did you put deodorant on? Of course, you know I did– “Did you smell your upper lip?” Now your just being stupid…Then he yells out “Oh shit!” I said “you shit?” He said…
Does your hubby love you like this?
My hubby LOVES me this much! He held the Dove breast up to his heart & said “I (held Dove breast shaped like heart to chest) you!”
Hubby’s Disney Tip of day!
Play golf after 3pm on weekdays at WDW. Great way to save money & not too many people on the course….
I was recently diagnosed with Rosacea. Picture this, My hubby & I were lying next to one another in bed (head out of the gutter) as I read the Mayo Clinic website on symptoms of Rosacea. I read this out loud: Hubby replies in red. A flushed, red face with sensitive, dry skin that may burn or sting. — He…
Hubby’s Quote of the day!
“Hide your nasty while you’re at a buffet!” Hubby
Is this Weird?
While grilling in my backyard, I heard my dog chewing on something loudly. Upon further inspection, are you ready for this–it was some kind of JAWBONE, yes I said JAWBONE–with yellow-gnarled up teeth still in tact. OMG I was terrified it was human & we would need CSI, so I snatched it out of my dog’s mouth…
Our Intellectual Conversation!
Walking at the Boardwalk this evening my hubby & I shared a very intellectual, stimulating-conversation, it went something like this: “You know they should have Dancing with the Hobo’s instead of Dancing with the Stars!” I said, —True–Stars have money, hobo’s don’t, that way hobo’s could earn some extra cash & pick up a new hobby/trade….
Hubby’s Worst Nightmare!
Today, I told my hubby about my new favorite late night T.V. channel, QVC. I went on & on about this Bernini 3 tier patio fountain that I ordered at 2:15 in the morning. As I’m bragging about it being cordless & that it included 6 different water spouts, two different toppers: a pineapple or a planter….He said Wait, wait just a second 2:15 A.M.?–“Nothings worse…
Hubby’s “Quote of the Day!”
My hubby said ” I thought I found a dead body today!” I shockingly said WHERE? (like it would matter) Sounding oddly disappointed he stated, “but it was just a pile of clothes in a pasture!”
My hubby’s GPS!
My hubby’s GPS asked if he would take unpaved roads for a shorter distance to his job location, he selected YES. While driving down an unpaved road in the middle of nowhere he came upon a road sign that said “Road may be hazardous when creek is up” so he worried a little wooden bridge might be ahead. His…
Quote of the day!
“A family that squatches together, stays together!” My hubby Ryan #FindingBigfoot
Lokea & Hubby????
Yay, I’m so excited! Today while driving my daughter to play practice, I noticed a new store going in a few miles from my home. A bright blue sign said “LOKEA” HMM, I turned around to get a better look & realized it was a “local IKEA” delivery store……I didn’t know they existed, I’m thrilled. Every time I visit my sister…
New Riding Mower
My hubby was out of town for work & I had to make an executive decision on a riding lawn mower at Lowe’s Home Improvement Store, I bought it and this is how I sold it to him over the phone: “It’s green and has a headlight & a pretty little drink holder to hold…
New Puppy Potty Training & Kids, huh?
My hubby said “The way I’m going to potty train the new puppy is to put our kids nose in her poop, so they’ll make sure to take her out!”…..Ok, that’s one way to do it….
Brownie points 4 Hubby
I’m in my bedroom looking up vacay details & my hubby comes in with his hands behind his back & a goofy grin & then he handed me a single red rose & said “Just because I love you” He’s such a sweetie pie….
Stripper & Horse Trainer
My hubby & I were watching a new reality T.V. show filmed where we live & one of the “characters” introduced herself as a Stripper & Horse trainer! WOW, my hubby & I looked at each other & he replied “I hope she’s a great horse trainer, because I don’t know who would pay to see…
My daughter said “Let me drive!” my hubby said “You have–all day, driving me crazy all day!”
Topless barber shop
My hubby told my parents (his in laws) that he should open up a topless barbershop with real topless women. They laughed & then my hubby said you know it’s like a lap dance for your hair! Hahaha…
Some ducks just didnt make it:(
My hubby called to let me know he and two baby ducks had a really bad day–I said WHAT are you talking about???? He told me he was driving through our neighborhood & all of a sudden two baby ducks ran out in front of him. He swerved but couldn’t avoid hitting one, feeling extremely sad he jumped out of the…
Example of how crazy my life is: my daughter takes things & puts them anywhere & everywhere but the place they belong! So my hubby thought he would make sure she remembered this moment–by leaving his nicely trimmed toenails on her makeup table with this note to possibly teach her a lesson! He wanted to…
AX–two toed Tommy!
While doing yard work today–my son asked for the ax, I replied “I don’t think sooooo” he said “Come on, I already have guns (shotguns in locked gun cabinet)–what could I possibly hurt?” My hubby replied “AX– two toed Tommy that question!!!!! HEHEHE, so funny..
My hubby in store, tired & holding my purse! It doesn’t happen often usually he refuses, I caught him off guard….HAHAHAHA! I think the purse really brings out his eyes..If only his basketball buddies could see him now, JEALOUS…HAHAHAHAHA
My hubby was driving to the golf course & on his way he noticed a sweet turtle- a little late though, well actually way too late–it was under his tire kinda LATE. Before he knew it, he nipped the corner of the turtle’s shell with such force, it catapulted the sweet turtle thru the air & into the woods….
Turtle Aquarium & Pee pee
This morning my hubby walked in our room & said “I’m surprised Logan hasn’t peed in his bed from the noise of the running water from his turtle aquarium!” I stated “I love the noise sounds like a waterfall, it would help me go to sleep.” my hubby said ” Ha, maybe we should move…
You know your co-worker is a redneck when!
My hubby showed a co-worker this picture of his latest catch, from fishing recently with our son. In the background of the picture you’ll see a large orange tractor — hubby said “See what I got me, yesterday?” & the co-worker replied “Is that your tractor, man?” Totally ignored the big fish…..