Real-Life Prince Hubby Moment!

It’s the small things in a marriage that count! Alert- bragging hubby moment… Let me set the scene~ I was decorating for CHRISTmas, resembling Princess Ratchet (NOT a Disney princess); sporting my Disney tiara while wearing ill-fitted yoga pants with no makeup on, hubby chillin’ on his beloved recliner watching sports and the kids were at…

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Funny Memory

My family and I were laughing the other day as we recalled a funny memory that I’d like to share and most of you can relate. Picture this SCENARIO~ I’m at work and receive a call from my hubby Ryan whom was home alone caring for our young son, Logan. He shared with me that…

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Twisted Tuesday!

   So my hubby received a call today from Kingston,Jamaica. He answered and the person on the other end said “Yeah mon, this is Publishers Clearinghouse!”~ My hubby stopped him right there realizing it was a scam and said “Publishers Clearinghouse isn’t in Jamaica mon and hung up, laughing!”  

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*Throwback Thursday* (3 yrs ago) My Worst Day Ever!

Disclaimer::::First of all I pride myself on organization almost to a fault, but nothing could have prepared me for this day. Disclaimer:::: Can you believe that my almost worst day ever began at my happy place, Walt Disney World Resort! I woke up early on my departure day– #1) I called the Magical Express baggage department to…

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Twisted Tuesday

  My hubby (nasty from kayak fishing) surprised me last night and brought his “daily catch” into our bedroom~ lucky me….I had to take a photos because~ who really does that!!?!!! The fish smell lingered a while, EW! 

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Hubby’s just don’t know when to quit………

Let me catch you up to speed on yesterday’s brutal attack on my psyche~ I’ve had severe lower back pain for three days in a row, so much so I’ve had to resort to my dads back brace, Blue Emu cream and multiple Ibuprofen every 4-6 hours to function upright. My hubby has called me…

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Is this WEIRD?

   My hubby went into Harbor Freight Tools for a pair of wire strippers (even though he probably has a million pairs around the house) and he came out with wire strippers, a machete and a dog bed! Is this WEIRD?~ YES, YES IT IS!!!!!

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Hubby’s Quote of the day!

   I called my hubby and said “What’s up?”~first thing he said ~”Aw, not much, just talking about Pochantas and watching my tools in the hole!” (Tool in hole-work stuff) Hilarious, I caught him, I’m not the only Disney freak in the house! He thinks she’s hot, for SOME reason, LOL!

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Is this WEIRD?

One day as a joke at my expense my hubby hid a scary mask from the movie SCREAM in my closet, so when I opened it~ I would (fill in the blank) S _ _ _ _ M! He positioned it so it looked like it was coming at me….. BRAVO, well done~ he enjoyed a double show…

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Hubby~ Creeper?

     Let me start by saying my hubby loves to sneak up on me any chance he gets. So one day, I was in my master bath and thought I heard him creeping in the house to scare me. So I yelled out “I know you’re there CREEPER!” After a few seconds he didn’t…

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Marriage Dream Come True!

  My hubby said come with me to the garage as he held this large rod/pole in his hand, I said Why?  He said, I just rewired the drill and want you to hit me with this in case it shocks me. I said, Gladly~Dream Come True! P.S. He didn’t get shocked, but I hit…

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My hubby’s quote & Is this WEIRD?

I asked my hubby for help today for my Is this WEIRD post, he said  “Yeah, think about everything you’ve done the past 24hrs and post it!” HAHAHA

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Quote of the day!

You can’t trust a man with a tattoo of Colonel Sanders with devil horns! My hubby

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Hubby’s Quote of the day!

While watching BATMAN with Michael Keaton, my hubby said “It’s the only Batman movie where I hope the villain wins!” He never understood that chose and honestly neither did I.

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Hubby’s “Quote of the day!”

My hubby just watched the Real Housewives of New York preview trailer where he saw a prosthetic leg get thrown on the ground & said “It ain’t a party till a someone’s fake leg comes off!” Hubby

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Hilarious moment today!

My hubby walked down the hallway today, carrying his salad–all of a sudden I heard what sounded to be a salad mishap all on the floor, I yelled out “Did you spill your salad all over the floor?” he replied “Yes, I did!” at the same time his cellphone went off & Siri said “I figured as…

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Quote of the day! Only in the South

  “Let’s hurry, I don’t like seeing a man in a trench coat at a gun show- especially when its 67 degrees!” Hubby Quote     (not hubby in picture)

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Gesture of ENDEARMENT!

It’s the little things that are romantic to me-This morning for instance; my hubby walked into our room before leaving for work to tell me I forgot to add toilet paper to the shopping list yesterday. WAIT– that’s not the romantic part, THIS is– he brought the remaining toilet paper out of our main bathroom…

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Hubby & the Bible!

  Hubby & I were talking on the phone to each other, as we usually do as a married couple & he announced out of the blue “Ewww, poor guy- he’s so ugly. You know Dawn, in the Bible when it said something like your body is a temple- treat it well, its your carrier to life…

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Female Sasquatch

O.k., I admit it-I have an addiction! I watch a ton of trash “reality” shows. The one show that specifically gets my hubbies gears grinding is “Mob Wives” particularly one person on the show, lovingly nicknamed “Big Ang”, if you watch the show, you’re undoubtedly laughing your ass off right now, because you get it…I’m not…

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Hubby “sense of smell”

While putting up Christmas lights on the roof yesterday–my hubby said “Something smells awful” I said “Did you fart?” No, he replied -“Did you put deodorant on? Of course, you know I did– “Did you smell your upper lip?” Now your just being stupid…Then he yells out “Oh shit!” I said “you shit?” He said…

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