We miss you everyday, especially today! You were/are the greatest daddy in the world!!! I love you very much!!!! Happy Father’s Day! A DAD is a person who is loving and kind, And often he knows What you have on your mind. He’s someone who listens, Suggest and defends… A dad can be one Of…
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What does a Q-tip and a Banana have in common?!?!
Apparently my dad…. He jumped into my car the other day with one banana and one Q-tip. I thought that’s odd, the Q-tip part; he literally eats a banana every single time he gets into my car, even if I’m taking him out to eat. I said, “what are you going to do with the…
Bonus Surprise at Daddy’s Doctor Appt!
It was a gorgeous Tuesday morning, which I guess made an ideal day for my dad’s annual checkup. I was with the usual road-dog gang; mom (69), dad (82) and moi’ (age is just a #). We arrived after fifteen minutes and waited in the lunch room, just kidding the WAITING room for my dad’s appointment time. Nothing out of…
Wonder Why my Daddy’s late to his Dr’s Appt?
He forgot his toothies and had to go back home to retrieve them! True story, Haha……
This is the kind of stock I’m made of~
The other night my mom fell asleep in her living room chair while watching the boob tube. No big deal right? Well this particular mischievous evening my eighty-one year old dad decided it would be funny to prank her while sleeping. He on a normal basis hides little trinkets & oddities in her pillows and around her makeup mirror, they’ve actually…
Butterflies in my tummy
In the dollar store earlier today my 79 yr ole’ dad picks up a “Yard Butterfly”, no big deal, right? Then he proceeded to make it fly in a circular motion around his belly & stated, “I have butterflies in my tummy, I have butterflies in my tummy! The crazy things my dad says!
“Dear Abby” Daddy–REALLY!
My dad ran in the store earlier today, he came out & my mom said “What did you go in for?” He said “Dear Abby snack cakes” We laughed & said “You mean, Little Debbie snack cakes!”
My Dad loves finding little treasures!
My funny, kid at heart, 79 year old dad loves, loves, loves to pick up just about anything he see’s on the ground! Sometimes it’s a diamond ring or two, coins, & sometimes its just plain trash & other times— WELL…. While at the Wal-Mart the other day My dad, daughter & I had our hands full of cheese, hot dogs & ant hotels—my…
“Quote of the day!”
My son screamed & my hubby said, “Boy what did I tell you about screaming like a girl! My son Logan replied “Dad if you ate those Chimichangas, your butt would be on fire too!”
Giggles, Hernia & Toots
My dad & I were, en-route for his first ever “Black Friday” shopping with me. It was an experience to say the least, he said “Listen!” then he pushed on his belly & his hernia made a squishy sound. I laughed & said “That’s disgusting!” Then he did it again, but this time–it sounded drastically different. I giggled & said…
Book for old people???
As usual my parents & I were driving around in my car & my dad said the darnedest thing. “Do you read books?” I said “of course” eagerly anticipating why this totally random question came from his breath.Then he said “you know a book on how to treat old people, because your always –taking us…
Me or Daddy?
My daughter said if we were somewhere & caught off guard by an alligator she would rather me wrangle the alligator than her daddy! I thought it was hilarious…”Choot em Dawn” If you watch Swamp people, you’ll get it, I watch way tooo much! Related articles Season 3 Premiere of History’s ‘Swamp People’ Draws 4.7…
Quote of day!
Scenario at Applebee’s : Last bite of burger slider left, Papa offered it to Logan, he refused & said “I don’t want denture cream on it!”
I HATE it when #10!
1. I’m wearing a pair of socks & one gets wet. 2. My cat purr’s to loud. 3. My dog runs back & forth in my yard so much, he has a trail in the grass, looks messy! 4. Things are out-of-place! 5. My kids go totally crazy & its hard to control them, usually…
My dad & his skunk!
Around 4:30 one morning, my father phoned my hubby and asked him if he could come over immediately & help him out with a little problem. My hubby rushed over, concerned of what the problem would be so early in the morning. My dad previously in the week had noticed a skunk visiting his backyard a few times, so…
Paw paw & his albino opossum (Y’all that’s possum’ for us southern folk)
My dad had an albino opossum visiting his home on a regular basis, he would leave food out, watch for him & before we knew it, this blossoming opossum friendship had turned into part of the family. On our last trip to Hot Springs two weeks ago, my dad was telling me all about my new brother “the opossum” what he…