What does a Q-tip and a Banana have in common?!?!

Apparently my dad…. He jumped into my car the other day with one banana and one Q-tip. I thought that’s odd, the Q-tip part; he literally eats a banana every single time he gets into my car, even if I’m taking him out to eat. I said, “what are you going to do with the…

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Bonus Surprise at Daddy’s Doctor Appt!

It was a gorgeous Tuesday morning,  which I guess made an ideal day for my dad’s annual checkup. I was with the usual road-dog gang; mom (69), dad (82) and moi’ (age is just a #). We arrived after fifteen minutes and waited in the lunch room, just kidding the WAITING room for my dad’s appointment time. Nothing out of…

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This is the kind of stock I’m made of~

The other night my mom fell asleep in her living room chair while watching the boob tube. No big deal right? Well this particular mischievous evening my eighty-one year old dad decided it would be funny to prank her while sleeping. He on a normal basis hides little trinkets & oddities in her pillows and around her makeup mirror, they’ve actually…

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Butterflies in my tummy

In the dollar store earlier today my 79 yr ole’ dad picks up a “Yard Butterfly”, no big deal, right? Then he proceeded to make it fly in a circular motion around his belly & stated, “I have butterflies in my tummy, I have butterflies in my tummy! The crazy things my dad says!

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“Dear Abby” Daddy–REALLY!

My dad ran in the store earlier today,  he came out & my mom said “What did you go in for?” He said “Dear Abby snack cakes” We laughed & said “You mean, Little Debbie snack cakes!”

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My Dad loves finding little treasures!

My funny, kid at heart, 79 year old dad loves, loves, loves to pick up just about anything he see’s on the ground! Sometimes it’s a diamond ring or two, coins, & sometimes its just plain trash & other times— WELL…. While at the Wal-Mart the other day My dad, daughter & I had our hands full of cheese, hot dogs & ant hotels—my…

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“Quote of the day!”

My son screamed & my hubby said, “Boy what did I tell you about screaming like a girl! My son Logan replied  “Dad if you ate those Chimichangas, your butt would be on fire too!”

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Giggles, Hernia & Toots

My dad & I were, en-route  for his first ever “Black Friday” shopping with me. It was an experience to say the least, he said “Listen!” then he pushed  on his belly & his hernia made a squishy sound. I laughed & said “That’s disgusting!” Then he did it again, but this time–it sounded drastically different. I giggled & said…

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Book for old people???

As usual my parents & I were driving around in my car & my dad said the darnedest thing. “Do you read books?” I said “of course” eagerly anticipating why this totally random question came from his breath.Then he said “you know a book on how to treat old people, because your always –taking us…

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Me or Daddy?

My daughter said if we were somewhere & caught off guard by an alligator she would rather me wrangle the alligator than her daddy! I thought it was hilarious…”Choot em Dawn”  If you watch Swamp people, you’ll get it, I watch way tooo much! Related articles Season 3 Premiere of History’s ‘Swamp People’ Draws 4.7…

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Quote of day!

Scenario at Applebee’s : Last bite of burger slider left, Papa offered it to Logan, he refused & said “I don’t want denture cream on it!”

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I HATE it when #10!

1. I’m wearing a pair of socks & one gets wet. 2. My cat purr’s to loud. 3. My dog runs back & forth in my yard so much, he has a trail in the grass, looks messy! 4. Things are out-of-place! 5. My kids go totally crazy & its hard to control them, usually…

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My dad & his skunk!

Around 4:30 one morning, my father phoned my hubby and asked him if he could come over immediately & help him out with a little problem. My hubby rushed over, concerned of what the problem would be so early in the morning. My dad previously in the week had noticed a skunk visiting his backyard a few times, so…

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